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Agatha reaches for the idol and Rio uses the couple inches she has on Agatha to keep it out of reach. Agatha growls at her. Oh, this is fun. Every time Rio’s been on this show before, she and Agatha worked together as a well-oiled machine. Until it all went sour. But it’s never been like this, never a push and pull, out here where they are closer to nature, where they are closer to being their animal selves. Rio likes it far more than she should.
Agatha shoves her to the ground and Rio goes willingly, still holding the idol out of reach of Agatha’s wanting hands. Rio fondly remembers when those hands wanted her.
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Six years after Agatha Harkness and Rio Vidal had their infamous falling out, they’re back on the same season of Survivor. Now they have to outwit, outplay, and outlast each other, amidst a sea of new and returning players who just might shake everything up. A love letter to Survivor (2000-present).
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spinning in circles in your warm blood by paddingtonfan69
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
20 May 2025
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“You’re the vampire?” this strange beautiful woman asks. “No way.”
“I mean…” Rio says. She isn’t in the habit of introducing herself like hello townsfolk, it’s me, the vampire that has outlasted so many generations of your tiny little families. But this is kind of an unorthodox situation. “Yes.”
The woman’s smile grows even wider, like she may sprout fangs herself. The body of presumably her mother falls from her grip, so she can cross her arms and appraise Rio.
“The legends truly don’t do you justice,” she says.
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The lonely vampire meets a cunning mortal over a dead body, and well, the inevitable happens.
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any little misstep, I’ll be at your doorstep by paddingtonfan69
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
24 Feb 2025
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“Rio,” Agatha breathes, the first name slipping out of her as if by accident.
Rio smiles, unable to help herself. “Miss me?”
Agatha’s face curves into an answering grin, predatory, a “yes” that she will never say aloud.
“Come to drop the lawsuit?” she asks instead.
“In your dreams,” Rio says.
“Oh, Agent Vidal, my dreams are far more interesting than that.”
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In the case of an individual held liable for refusal to pay their federal taxes, thus defrauding the federal government, a window of 90 days is given for the plaintiff to pay the amount owed, otherwise a hearing will commence. Results of the hearing may range from fines to a prison sentence.These are the 90 days in the case of The Internal Revenue Service vs. Agatha Harkness.
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- Part 3 of death and taxes
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feels like we could go on for forever this way by paddingtonfan69
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
18 Dec 2024
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“Ooh, waiting for someone special?” Sharon asks with a wink.
“No,” Agatha says, a little too quickly. “I just happen to know that someone has that ticket and that someone is not you.”
“This someone wouldn’t happen to be that sharp dressed lady who is always knocking on your door?”
“That’s my tax agent, Sharon,” Agatha says, like Sharon is an idiot. Sharon is an idiot. She’s also right, but that’s really not the point.
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IRS Agent Rio Vidal and Enemy Of The State Agatha Harkness set aside their differences to go see a high school musical and it goes as well as you’d expect.
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- Part 2 of death and taxes
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someday we will all be lying on our backs (free at last from income tax) by paddingtonfan69
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
30 Nov 2024
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They’re staring at each other over the now evenly stacked forms at the table. Agatha’s mask has fully slipped and Rio is fascinated by what’s underneath it, an unruly sort of anger, a sharp passion. Agatha looks like she wants to tear Rio from limb to limb. And Rio, god help her, would probably let her.
“Moving on to property taxes…”
“Jesus fucking Christ,” Agatha lets out. “Don’t you have a life?”
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Rio is the best IRS agent in her field. Agatha refuses to pay her taxes. A love story for the ages.
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- Part 1 of death and taxes
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and to get what you wish only just for a moment… these are dangerous woods.
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Agatha and Rio and the woods.
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i will follow you, follow you home by paddingtonfan69
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this is when the feeling sinks in, i don't wanna miss you like this by paddingtonfan69
Fandom: Teenage Bounty Hunters (TV)
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just you and me (both damned to be) by yeahitshowed
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette
29 Dec 2025
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If you watched Agatha Harkness step out of her sleek purple Cadillac with an iced coffee in one hand and a speckled rabbit in the other, you might find yourself wondering if those crazy old rumors were true.
You know the ones. The half-jokey conspiracy theories that dominated BroadwayWorld’s messageboards back in the day, claiming that Ms. Harkness was some kind of ancient witch. What other explanation could there be for a performer who, despite her strikingly distinctive looks, can chameleon herself so effortlessly in period pieces ranging from the colonial past to a superhero-ridden future? What else could account for the two-time Tony nominee’s relentless work ethic, hopping from show to show without a sick day or a stress pimple in sight?
(Speaking of that famously perfect skin…well. We’ll get to that!)
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An agathario Death Becomes Her AU.
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“I don’t have sex.”
Agatha’s face screwed up somewhere between delight and incredulity, “You don’t ever?” She scoffed, “As in you’ve never at all? How long have you been here?”
“Since the inception of life itself.”
“And you’ve never fucked?” The way she said it, it did sound a little stupid, “What do you do to pass the time?”
“I scare children,” Death shifted in her chair, still rubbing at the skin of one hand with the other. No wonder Agatha had nowhere to live, she thought. She was unbearable. “Amongst other things.”
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Upon meeting Death, Agatha takes it upon herself to educate her on some of the finer points of being human.
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there's something in the static (i think i've been having revelations) by explosivesky
Fandoms: The Wilds (TV 2020)
13 Aug 2024
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Kissing Fatin is like a sedative; not in the way where someone’s forcibly injecting some cocktail directly into her bloodstream, but like something that sinks into her gums, makes all the edges and corners of the world look like around, not through; around, not over. Kissing Fatin is the opposite of smoke and mirrors, the opposite of gunpoint, the opposite of pressing her thumb against the sharp side of a knife just to see if it’ll cut.
Kissing Fatin makes every moment after something to look forward to. It’s so simple, so miniscule, so inconsequential: Life can be good again, if she lets it.
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04 Jul 2024