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Not just Sith deal in absolutes by patatoperson
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
04 Dec 2021
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Tommy Innit is no ordinary child, he trains with the top heroes in the country but no one knows of his existence. The heroes are nice to him, as nice as they can be to a kid who is being trained to defeat the evil super villains called the Syndicate. I mean how desperate can they be if they need a 14 year old to take them down?
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10 Things Richard Grayson-Wayne can’t live without by 2_seok_lover
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Nightwing (Comics), Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics), DCU
22 Dec 2025
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Richard Grayson-Wayne joins GQ to reveal his 10 essentials. The Romani-American philanthropist and occasional model breaks down his daily essentials: from his signature cologne to a Rolex passed down through generations. Along the way he reflects on growing up a performer, bonding with Bruce Wayne over music and a life lived largely off-camera. Watch the full episode of GQ’s 10 Essentials as Richard Grayson-Wayne reveals the ten things he can’t live without.
GQ drops Dick Grayson's Top 10 Essentials and the Internet reacts.
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- Part 1 of batfam social media aus 🦇
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22 Sep 2026
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Alfred makes a mistake when Bruce adopts a two-year-old out of the blue. But it all turns alright in the end
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01 Sep 2026
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The world where Bruce went to therapy by shanahane
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics), Nightwing (Comics), Nightwing - Fandom, Superman - All Media Types, Teen Titans - All Media Types, Young Justice (Cartoon), Young Justice - All Media Types
24 Sep 2023
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These are all one-shots in which Bruce went to therapy instead of becoming Batman. Some of them may be related, I'll mention that in the notes if that's the case.
Some are alternative universe fics in multiple ways, like No Capes+Reverse Robin. All are self-indulgent and feature mainly Bruce with Dick, Jason, Tim, and Damian because they are the ones I feel most comfortable writing. All other relationships like Dick/Wally will be listed in the tags.
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14 Jul 2026
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'Bruce chuckles, no ounce of amusement in it, “I believe perhaps you should consider switching to water, Kent.”
“Should I?” Clark asks, batting his eyelashes at Bruce. “Why? Am I offending you? Sorry I’m not obsessed with you like everyone else. I know that must be confusing for you.”
“You know what?” Bruce eyes him up and down. “I think you are.”
Clark is frozen. He can’t move. He blinks a few times, slowly trying to digest the words.
He can’t.
And Bruce? Well, Bruce’s polite smile turns smug and almost a little mean.'
or: Pulitzer winning journalist Clark Kent and playboy Bruce Wayne have to pretend to be friends after one sweet incident. What will happen when this fake friendship turns into a real one? What will happen when it turns into something more?
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- Part 1 of rwbsb universe
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20 Jun 2026
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The Cassandra Metaphor by writersagainstwritersblock
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, Nightwing (Comics), Teen Titans - All Media Types
16 Sep 2025
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Through the carnage came a figure cloaked in shadow, she appeared to move through the bodies rather than step on top of them. Even standing somewhere around seven or eight feet tall, she was far too humanoid to be a foe, they had long since abandoned their ruse of playing at humanity. She wore a cloak that appeared to dissipate and knit together like threads of smoke, the gossamer threads like the grey of a new dawn. Under the hood, he could only just make out her eyes, a clouded sky blue, pupils, and her gaze unending.
She stopped before him, their eyes meeting through his tears. There was no empathy in her gaze, only his own agony reflected back at him, though her hand was light as a soft breeze as she tipped his chin up.
“Please,” Dick said, even though he didn’t know what he was asking for: release, mercy, death.
“You long to go back.”
“Yes.”
“For a different outcome.”
Dick nearly choked on the word, “yes.”
“I can make it so. I can give you the gift of foresight, but I warn you, it comes at great sacrifice as it does for anyone else who it is bestowed upon.”
Dick Grayson may not be able to change everything, but my god, is he going to try.
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26 Apr 2026