perfectpatches
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You can't do the kind of things Eliot has done and not have nightmares. He's gotten good at hiding them, but when they all move in together, it's only a matter of time before the Parker and Hardison find out.
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Leaving Alai is Ender's worst regret
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In which Chowder is stupidly good in bed, and Farmer is DELIGHTED.
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19 Apr 2026
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your presence has gone through me (like needle through a thread) by GatheringBlue
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
20 Mar 2026
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"We're setting you up with a billet situation," Fletcher continued. "It's pretty common for first-year players, especially international guys. Gives you a chance to settle in, learn the city, have someone looking out for you."
"Okay," Ilya said slowly, not entirely sure what a billet was, but not wanting to admit his ignorance.
He could guess from the context – he’d heard of rookies being assigned to live with older single players, veterans who could show them the ropes. Maybe that was what Fletcher meant. Connors maybe, he was probably a handful of years older than Ilya. Or perhaps Becker. Ilya just hoped it was someone who–
"You'll be staying with Nikolai Petrov and his family."
The words hit Ilya like a punch to the gut. For a moment, he forgot how to breathe.
"Petrov?" he managed, his voice coming out strangled.
__________________________________________________________________The Bears decide that Ilya should be set up with a billet for his first season. The idea of spending a year living with a man that Ilya is sure hates him is completely terrifying. And yet, it ends up being the best thing to ever happen to him.
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- Part 5 of heated rivalry fics
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16 Apr 2026
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too scared to ask (i never learned how) by vigncttc
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
11 Mar 2026
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Shane’s the one who didn’t want him, so why is he calling him now, sounding close to tears?
Or – Breaking months of silence, Shane calls Ilya after sleeping with a stranger, intending to prove that he can be casual. Ilya realizes that they have not been on the same page at all.
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12 Apr 2026
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Ilya hadn’t known the video existed. If he had known, he would have paid someone to have it destroyed. Would have paid someone to murder Kuznetsov, maybe, just for redundancy's sake. But it was peak stupidity, to keep evidence of your homosexual perversion around in a country where that crime could get you sent to jail for several decades, and Ilya hadn’t thought that Kuznetsov would be that dumb.
Now here Ilya was, watching a video of his fourteen-year-old self on Twitter getting fucked by his former hockey coach.
So. There go the plans for the rest of his life.
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Or: in 2018, during Ilya's last year with the Raiders, an old video is leaked on Twitter. Ilya reacts, or overreacts. Shane does, too.
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- Part 21 of my anonymous heated rivalry fic
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09 Apr 2026
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After Fox fails to kill Fives, Thorn is assigned to a suicide mission. The Jedi overhear and take exception.
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- Part 1 of Fives Lives and Causes Problems
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22 Mar 2026