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Brought over from FFN. Drabbles spanning the three films and supplementary material, with focus on Po's friendship with the Furious Five.
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After the death of her familiar, a Changeling tries to distance herself as far from the Janus order and the troll world as she can. But some things, apparently, become unavoidable - especially when some shiny piece of tin decides you're the goddamn Trollhunter.
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In which fourteen-year-old Harry Potter sees his time-travelling five-year-old self accidentally appear in the middle of the fucking Great Hall, asks ‘is anybody going to adopt this kid?’, and does not wait for an answer.
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Nobby Nobbs knows John Keel's face when it walks through the door, apparently, even if it's been thirty years.
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Sam Vimes can't go home. A 'Night Watch' one-shot.
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Esme Weatherwax sat up and stared at him. Vimes had thought Vetinari had a penetrating gaze, but it was like being stabbed with a toothpick in comparison to the look the woman was giving him.He’d never felt so naked with all his clothes on.
“Erm. I’m…” he started, hesitantly.
“I knows who you are, Mister Vimes.” The witch scowled. “I ain’t sure why you’re in my bedroom, mind.”
During a diplomatic visit to Lancre with Vetinari, Vimes gets dragged into solving a murder.
It turns out they do things differently in the country, and the local equivalents of the law aren't too thrilled to have a copper from the city interfering...
I wanted Vimes to meet Granny et al., so this is a case fic guest starring the witches.
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27 May 2026
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Sam Vimes’ body might be dead, but a certain quasi-demonic spirit of vengeance is determined not to let him rest in peace.
Can he find his killer, and avoid becoming his own worst nightmare in the process…?
For the Whumptober prompts 'no grave can hold my body down' and 'came back wrong'.
Please read the authors note for more info on possible triggers.
Spoilers for books through to Thud! at least, and then diverges somewhere after that. I've also taken some liberties with the Summoning Dark, for the sake of the plot.
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26 May 2026
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Ankh-Morpork is a city of deep magic.
It’s easy to overlook it.
Sybil Ramkin dies and discovers a new layer to the city she’s called home her whole life. But something sinister is stalking the streets. She’ll have to work with Vimes, Vetinari, a handful of witches, and the spirits of the city in order to keep this newfound world alive.
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26 Apr 2026
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Instead of being sent back home after his trip to the past, Sam Vimes ends up somewhat misplaced in the trousers of time. It gets dark and complicated.
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24 Mar 2026
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After her second encounter with Beetlejuice, settling back into her ordinary mundane life proves unsatisfying for Lydia. For many sleepless nights, she wonders what might have been if she’s had more courage, questions the beliefs of her past and tries to get her spunk back.
Meanwhile, Beetlejuice has been keeping busy in the Netherworld in between his first and last summoning.
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25 Oct 2025