qweermonkey
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discord and rhyme by qweermonkey for EBthestarknight
Fandoms: Disco Elysium (Video Game)
09 Jun 2026
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Harry discovers something new about Kim, and about himself.
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makes me feel so fine by qweermonkey for Ormspryde
Fandoms: Cerulean Chronicles Series - TJ Klune
31 May 2026
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Linus is a right mess, and Arthur loves him all the same.
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last dance, last chance by qweermonkey for Just_a_Random_Dungeon_Master
Fandoms: Disco Elysium (Video Game)
23 May 2026
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Notes from a Lieutenant on his partner, one enigmatic double-yefreitor Du Bois.
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balmy by qweermonkey
Fandoms: Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight (Movies)
12 Mar 2026
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Musings on a summer's day.
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Shane's not drunk. But he must be, because since when was Clint hot?
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phoenix in the fire by seacowboy032 (ev_kingston)
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026), Iron Lung (Video Game)
17 May 2026
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“I can’t,” Simon pleaded, voice breaking. “Fuck, Ryland, I can’t, I can’t—”
“Even if I want you to?” Grace asked, and Simon’s breath caught in his chest. “Let go, Simon. Whatever you want to do to me, I’m game.”
“Don’t say that. Fuck, don’t say that. You don’t know what you’re asking for.”
“Don't discredit me. I know what I want.”
Simon jerked away from him with a snarl. “You’re gonna get hurt. I can’t control myself.”
“Then let me help you.”Four months ago, the Eridians found a human welded into a metal box on the bottom of an ocean made of human blood, and somehow that's not the weirdest thing about the man. Even after they let him out of quarantine, he doesn't talk much, and Grace keeps a cordial but distant relationship with him--until he gets sick with some mystery illness and Grace gets tasked with helping him recover, because surely he knows what to do. (Spoiler alert: he doesn't. But he figures it out.)
Chapter 1: relatively innocent sick fic
Chapter 2: *laughs*READ THE TAGS
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17 Jun 2026
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Lift me like an olive branch by feyburner for chai_lattes
Fandoms: The Long Walk (Movie 2025)
10 Jun 2026
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Three weeks ago, in the waters at the edge of the Sargasso Sea, the Rabbit’s Foot was accosted by His Majesty’s Navy. And they took Pete.
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10 Jun 2026
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Five times Harry and Kim listen to music, and one time they don’t.
KIM KITSURAGI: “What does La Revacholiere know about dancing?”
FUNK FM: A brief crackle of static on the radio, then the brief millisecond of pure silence that indicates Pale cross-chatter. Then, the antiquated accent of a century ago. “I simply *must* do it, I’m crazy for it.”
YOU: “She boogies, Kim.”
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10 Jun 2026
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automatic joy by dotsayers for facingthenorthwind (spacegandalf)
Fandoms: Fandom For Robots - Vina Jie-Min Prasad
25 Dec 2021
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Cyro was also not programmed to experience “worry”. His circuits did not understand this and persisted in whirring, a clear attempt to emulate the sensation.
Ellison’s eyes rolled in their sockets. “I wasn’t going to let you get hurt, Cy. You’re… important. To me.” {AAAAAARGH. brb drawing this scene - br}
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08 Jun 2026
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Elle's always noticed women. Elle, Enid, and Vivian, lovers and friends in law school, learning how to be who they are.
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07 Jun 2026