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“W-w-w-what are you doing here? Aren't you supposed to be…”
“Dead?” Rick Prime filled in. Prime cracked a smile, “Seriously? You think I let some evil version of you and dead-wife guy kill me? Come on, use your head.”
He flicked Morty's forehead, and the boy flinched, but surprisingly his skull was still intact. It didn’t even hurt that much. Rick Prime's grin widened.
“Nah, I just let them think they killed me. Set up a whole dramatic death scene, and now I'm retired!” Prime spread his arms, clearly referencing the red and blue Hawaiian print shirt he was wearing.
“R-retired?”
Or, I really like the concept of Prime coming back and kidnapping his grandson to try and get in some family bonding, because Morty needs a good parental figure in his life. Is Morty happy about this development? That remains to be seen. So, here's a retelling of Season 9 Episode 8
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The Grandfather Paradox
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There Are Worse Ways to Learn About Dying by Strangecoffeeaddict
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28 Jan 2025
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Morty wakes up after being kidnapped by one of Rick's enemies. Being tortured with weapons that his grandpa created, Morty begins to wonder if Rick would even bother showing up to rescue him. After all, everyone is replaceable when you have infinite dimensions at your fingertips.
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There Are Worse Ways to Learn About Dying
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Post S06E02
Everything has been perfect since Rick, Morty and Summer came back to Earth. Everything is perfect, and yet, all of it is torture.
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After Rick ditches him for two crows, C-137 Morty finds himself alone in the Citadel, and accidently become a personal assistant to President Evil Morty.
*Set before Season 5 Episode 10
*A canon-compliant “what if” story
*The title is inspired by the German song: Magneten-wir sind Magneten
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14 Sep 2026
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Morty should be disturbed, by all accounts. He should be pleading to his non-denominational Christian god to wake him up, he should shudder and turn away as he watches his mother wail with an intensity that sends her careening over the oak-wood surface of his final resting place, kissing the plaque and leaving a smear of bile and blood from bitten lips. Instead, Morty steps forward and revels in the screaming and crying, his hand brushing along the casket tenderly, wondering if the Morty inside knew how lucky he was to have this.
or; morty starts having weirdly realistic dreams after the events of s9e10, and by the time he realises how much he isn't supposed to like being dead, he's halfway there