schmirius
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Wherever you go, there you are.
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This is not a cigarettes in bed situation.
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- Part 2 of kinktober 2025
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Happy Kinktober!
Prompt: Lucius/Izzy, wall sexMy stories for the month can be found as a series here.
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And they all lived happily ever after and opened up Pyrate Theatre, putting on the best fuckin shows on the high seas three nights a week with matinees. Everybody gets to write a play, and they have certainly put on some plays. The stage is set: tonight, it's opening night for Ed.
Unless something absolutely horrible happens first.
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A soft, intimate supper: tricky for Ed, manageable for Stede, just right for Izzy. They're going to make tender love to Izzy after this, they just know it.
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Trying to write a little bit once a day and dash off a whole bunch of short stories during October. Fuck it, pump 'em out.
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Ed and Stede get caught up in a bit of sexy fantasy while making out one day, imagining the whirlwind romance they might have had when they were young—Stede the posh heir to the Bonnet estate, and Ed a chambermaid living in the servants’ quarters.
And then Ed gets a little *too* caught up in it.
But what do we do when one of our sexual fantasies accidentally triggers our childhood trauma and we start ugly crying in the midst of a perfectly lovely orgasm?
We talk it through, as a crew.
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Barbados' new cruise terminal welcomed its first passengers today, who are embarking on a three-day pirate experience onboard the Siren. Owners - former innkeepers J. Jefferson and T. Edwards - deny rumours linking their ship to a vessel missing off Bermuda. More to come as this story unfolds.
Written for OFMD Innkeepers Week 2026.
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"Killing people," Stede says again, taking a breath to make his fuck harder. "That was easier the second time, too."
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When they look around, it's just the five of them — everyone else gone overboard, and hopefully washed away somewhere safe, somewhere new — and the body on the deck. Rest in peace, Edward Teach, also known as Blackbeard, beaten to death by his own crew.
The remaining crew of the Revenge adrift at sea.
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It was one of those little thoughts that popped into Ed's head unprompted every now and then. Like "What if I accidentally stabbed myself cutting this apple?" or "What if that pretty-looking cargo ship's bait in a trap?"
"What if I got bitched?"
It could happen. What even if Ed turned super easily and was begging for more and more in record time, his body betraying him faster than anyone had thought an alpha could be bitched? What if someone did that to him? Wouldn't that just be, like, the worst?
Bookmarked by schmirius
09 Apr 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Omegaverse bores me. This is much, much better. A story about gender and transness and kink, and how Ed just can't separate them (and how that's probably okay).
Also, as it says on the tin, innkeeper fluff.