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A followup to filicide, along the tracks of, 'what if killing Vox redeemed Alastor?', taken to its most extreme.
What happens when a man who desperately wants to stay in Hell is sent to Heaven, and meets an angel who wants the same?
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[Podfic] choke behind a smile by spitemonger for gloriousmonsters
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
16 Nov 2025
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"I'm not scared by extreme, although I doubt I'll find it interesting. What is it?"
Valentino's eyes narrow slyly over his smile. "If you aren't scared, why do you need a warning?"Vox has everything under control in his new business partnership with benefits. His emotions, his unfortunate desires, the little mind games they play. Even Valentino himself. When Val offers an invitation to a special show he's performing, Vox knows it's a dare, and knows he has to take it, show Val that he can't be scared or destabilized.
He has no idea of how deep under his skin the show will get.
A podfic of gloriousmonsters’ show-stopping work.
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A fictionalisation of my thought process in playing Another Wonderful Life, and the female farmer’s relationship to compulsory heterosexuality, misogyny, feminism, capitalism, and my innate desire to play as a woman and marry one of the women. written before the remake came out lmao
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A podfic of spoondrifts’ farce which reveals that Alastor’s ever-mysterious seven year absence and his enigmatic deal was all because… he was having a kip. And it explains a lot more about his behaviour and relationships than anyone could have anticipated.
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[Podfic] Side Effects May Include Cunning Developments in the Field of Linguistics by spitemonger
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
28 Dec 2024
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The wonders of modern medicine never cease to make Vox grateful as they trickle down from Earth, but sometimes the side-effects feel a little more hellish in origin. Case in point: He's on his period, which always gets him a little hot under the collar, but he's never been so horny in his life as he is now that he's started taking testosterone.
Hey, why is Alastor looking at him like that?
A podfic of Princeliest’s hilariously titled work.
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Quinn Rourke has spent almost fifty years praying to a God he has never felt.
After a exorcism gone wrong leaves a woman dead and his faith in ruins, the Venator finds himself at the door of the Baroness Hotel — and the man waiting beneath the burgundy awning knows his name.
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A Severe and Continuous Lapse in Judgement by seasick_sparrowhawk
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
31 May 2025
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‘Taking apart my bones would be a bit far,’ Vox gasps, claws digging into Alastor’s shirt. Alastor pulls away and bears his teeth at him. His eyes are startlingly dark.
‘But you’d make a lovely corpse.’
Vox shudders, feeling warmth pooling in his stomach.
‘You’re not killing me. I have shit to do tomorrow.’
Alastor reaches out to grip the side of Vox’s screen. There is that neon green ripple of power in his peripherals, and shadows curling in the corners of the room.
‘A shame,’ he says, and leans in to kiss him instead.
(ie, Vox lets Alastor bite him in return for a few kisses. Both of these things get out of hand.)Series
- Part 1 of Good Taste, Poor Judgement
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27 Apr 2026
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i've got so many things in my hungry heart by Aulwil for notthebestasbestos
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
31 Dec 2025
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Vox's weapon has been dismantled, the war with Heaven has been averted, and just like that, life at the Hazbin Hotel has (mostly) gone back to whatever passes as normal. Lucifer isn't interested in redemption, but he is interested in sticking around for Charlie's dreams this time around. And, well, aside from Alastor, the company isn't that bad.
Adam decides he's going to change that opinion. Ever since he died, he's been stuck in Hell, forced to inhabit a Sinner form and cut off from Heaven. Vox's broadcast tips him off that Lucifer can't hurt Sinners, and because of that, Adam heads to the Hazbin, taking advantage of Charlie's good faith to get close to Lucifer so he can dig his claws into the only piece of Heaven he has left.
(AKA: Sinner!Adam shows up at the Hotel, ostensibly for "redemption," and then annoys everyone until finally pouncing on Lucifer and nonconning him against a door.)
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26 Apr 2026
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Emily's always glad to take a night off, relax, and touch herself to thoughts of Charlie Morningstar.
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26 Apr 2026
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Vox glared at Alastor. “You’re still not planning to tell me a single fucking thing about what to expect in here?”
Alastor leaned back and gave him a long, appraising look, his eyes sweeping down the length of Vox’s body. Vox’s screen felt warm, and he glanced down at his knees as Alastor leaned forward, opened the mini-fridge, and removed a bottle. “Champagne?”
“You’re a fucking asshole,” Vox growled. But he took the bottle.
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OR: Alastor cons Vox into being his plus-one at a free use sex party where the stakes are terrifyingly high.
Written for Vox Humiliation Week 2026, day 3. Prompt: free use
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