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You Can Lead a Bard to Healthcare by telarna for tablelamp
Fandoms: Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023)
18 Dec 2023
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- but you sure can't make him drink!
Except, hang on, that's a lie; Holga absolutely can and will force medication down Ed's throat, she's got zero mercy for anyone who isn't Kira or a questionably attractive halfling man preferably carrying freshly scalloped potatoes, but. Where was he going with this.
Look, it's a metaphor, okay, Ed's working on it. He'll get back to you when he can see in a straight line again.
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Tales From Bunny Mountain by telarna for enemyofrome
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Dec 2019
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The auntie freezes. “Ah,” she says, and swallows. “That is to say…” Her fingers tighten around the basket, and she goes on, despairingly, “Has Lan-er-gongzi not… spoken to you? Of the Thousand Freedoms spirit cleansing array and its… side effects?”
“A-yi,” Wei Wuxian says gravely, still petting the rabbit, “it is safe to say that he has not.”
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What’s a little grand theft dino between friends?
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Forces Impressed Thereon by telarna for valmora
Fandoms: Rivers of London - Ben Aaronovitch
17 Dec 2016
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"Every body perseveres in its state of rest, or of uniform motion in a right line, unless it is compelled to change that state by forces impressed thereon." - Isaac Newton
Thomas returns to the Folly in the wake of the defeat of Henry Pyke.
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the fawcett proposition by TheRoodHed
Fandom Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Shazam! | Captain Marvel (Comics)
01 Mar 2026
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Billy Batson investigates the Red Hood's operations in Gotham.
A few days later, Captain Marvel asks Jason Todd for help.
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05 Apr 2026
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Before she touched it, Leora closed her eyes and whispered a small truth to the golem: "I googled my foot pain thing, and I think I might be developing bunions?"
It was a tiny truth -- nothing like enough to breathe a golem to life -- but it was still important to be respectful. She might not come from a long line of golemkraft practitioners, but some traditions were there for a reason.
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- Part 25 of Stories by theme: Romance
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04 Apr 2026
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Happiness comes unexpectedly. (Written for Ione in Yuletide 2006.)
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Kaleidoscope Bargains by Aymee
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
28 Feb 2025
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"What the FUCK," Dabi spits, shoving Hawks off him while blue fire bursts from his hands. His eyes are wild, horrified and furious, and Hawks can't help but laugh and laugh and laugh. Dabi is alive.
Hawks successfully travels back in time and sets about to make it everyone’s problem.
Sequel to Taken with Water.Series
- Part 2 of Kaleidoscope Bargains
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27 Mar 2026
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Through the spite of the spirits or plain rotten chance, a door that would have been better left untouched has opened. On the other hand, with Fire and Earth as one's allies, sometimes escaping is the easy part.
Even the Dragon-King's temple floods.
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26 Mar 2026