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As an administrator for the 141, you thrive on pushing paperwork behind the scenes so your boys can do their thing. You are wholly unprepared when a multi-chapter erotic friend fiction starring you and Ghost begins circulating around base, to the delight of literally everyone except you and him. Forced to work together despite his reluctance, you are determined to find the mysterious author and put an end to this indignity.
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29 Mar 2026
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crack me open so i feel the air inside me by Lycanthra (Wolfarella)
Fandoms: Repugnant (Band), Ghost (Sweden Band)
22 Feb 2026
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It’s not like he’s undressing you with his eyes. It’s like he’s peeling your skin back so he can see right into you. Like a tinkerer who wants to take you apart and figure out how you work—and sabotage it.
You’re awkward, uncool, and so boringly routine it’s almost impressive. Even when you’re taking orders and slinging coffee, people don’t see you.
Enter one Mary Goore.Series
- Part 1 of the Watermelon ‘verse
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27 Feb 2026
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Astarion once mused about placing his naked partner upon his lap upon a throne. Giving up ascension doesn’t mean giving up all of his desires, now does it? Especially since Eleanor would look so fetching in a collar. And nothing else.
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- Part 14 of these two shitheads
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25 Feb 2026
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It starts, as most things unfortunately do, in the ER.
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Dennis Whittaker somehow manages to land his two hot, married, attendings due to a little case of mistaken identity in the ER.Bookmarked by tenderhearted
20 Feb 2026
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“Oh,” he heard Staeve exhale one evening, an odd inflection in his voice, as Astarion let himself almost doze off against his side. “Are you happy, babe?”
Drows purr. Vampires also purr. Astarion didn't know that.
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- Part 17 of staeve multiverse
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14 Feb 2026
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It's cold outside, Halsin invites Astarion to come and be warm.
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07 Feb 2026
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07 Feb 2026
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“So… why ducks?,” Astarion sauntered from the shadows where he’d been quietly observing the archdruid whittling away at a chunk of wood. It was by far the least important question he’d pondered since Tav had approached him about being interested in the mountain of an elf but since that little tidbit dropped during their pillowtalk, he just couldn’t seem to shake it.
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06 Feb 2026
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bouquet of clumsy words, a simple melody by dramatic_chipmunk for andromedaancunin
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
02 Feb 2026
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Astarion hasn't seen his lover all evening, and he's feeling particularly... petulant about it. When he finds Andromeda in the greenhouse, still playing her lute hours after sunset, he decides it's time to thoroughly distract her.
She thinks she can keep playing through anything. He's determined to prove her wrong—one nibble at a time.
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03 Feb 2026
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On your travels, you find a dead boar on the side of the road. It turns out that it was killed by a vampire and it seems like Astarion knows more about it than he lets on. In the end, you decide to drop the subject for the evening and discuss it in the morning. You're barely asleep before you're awoken by the sight of Astarion leaning over you, about to sink his fangs into you.
Deciding to let him bite you ends up being the best, and hottest decision you've ever made.
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02 Feb 2026
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What Happens at the Last Light Inn... by archiveofanna24
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
23 Dec 2025
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"Halsin, it’s okay—” Tav tried to interject.
“No. It’s not.” Halsin’s words were clipped as he walked further into the bedroom. He towered over them, his already tall form more pronounced to the pair sitting on the floor. “I cannot stand by and let him take your blood when you have lost so much already.”
His next sentence threw them both for a loop.
“You may drink from me tonight.”
Tav and Astarion are both injured after battle. Halsin takes it upon himself to intervene.
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30 Jan 2026
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Astarion finds something you could've sworn you'd hidden away. Something you didn't mean for anyone to find, especially him considering you'd written stories about a warlock and a charming rogue. Along with a wizard. Together.
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"So tell me, when you touch yourself in your tent at night, thinking of loyal wizards and charming rogues with power over willing victims, which one of us do you imagine more? The wizard with his honeyed words and tragic backstory?" He pauses, leaning closer. "Or the vampire who already knowns exactly what you taste like?"
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25 Jan 2026
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In pursuit of an ornate treasure chest hidden within the depths of a forgotten cave, truth-magic stirs a confession out of you in the presence of company you'd rather have avoided.
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21 Jan 2026
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“Don’t ignore me,” his tone grows firmer, ringing in your ears, “I don’t function at my peak when I’m bored darling. If you won’t entertain me, I’ll have to resort to finding my own fun.”
You continue to ignore him, pulling some silverware out to barter with. You feel him growing bolder as your curiosity stirs and you keep the connection active while you rummage in the seemingly unending bag. What on earth would Astarion’s version of fun even look like?
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OR; You spend too long sorting your wares at traders, and Astarion tries to speed up the process.
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20 Jan 2026
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Astarion having to work through the logistics of kissing his much shorter lover (like a gnome or halfling) ((Tumblr request))
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16 Jan 2026
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Astarion has an idea. Halsin is happy to listen.
Someone else is about to benefit from both.
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15 Jan 2026
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As Astarion takes another borderline-masochistic sip of his sorry excuse for a drink, he’s surprised when he lowers his hand and comes face-to-face with none other than the very cause of all his recent unrest. Perfect timing, as always. You flash him that unassuming, authentic smile of yours, slowly blinking your doe lashes up at him.
It irks him just as much as it makes his trousers tight.
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15 Jan 2026
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Astarion didn't care much for you and your people-pleasing tendencies until he realized exactly what they could mean for him. If you were that desperate for approval—for the hard-earned praise of others—perhaps he could be the one to deliver. There were certainly plenty of benefits for him to reap.
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Preview:You looked so proud of yourself, drool pooling at the corners of your lust-drunk smile. Your hair was mussed and wild, but your expression was utterly tame, almost domestic.
Astarion worried, momentarily, that he might actually end up being the one to crawl back to you. You made him feel so in control, so powerful. And so, so good.
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14 Jan 2026
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Tomorrow, the party enters the Underdark. Tonight, Olana drags Astarion out to watch one last sunset.
Her openness begets a different kind of openness.Bookmarked by tenderhearted
08 Jan 2026
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How do you make getting a haircut an erotic experience? You have Eddie Munson as your hairdresser, of course.
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08 Jan 2026