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    Ilya Rozanov gets arrested on All-Star weekend in New York. Jake Peralta arrests a man for prostitution. These two things are completely unrelated, I promise.

    or: The Brooklyn-Nine-Nine x Heated Rivalry crossover literally NO ONE asked for.

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    27 Apr 2026

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    Six months after moving to Ottawa to be closer to Shane, Ilya Rozanov is… struggling. He has the support of many people around him, but he needs to make this new city his home, that starts with building a winning team.

    AKA: With the help of the Montreal Metros WAG’s Ilya is trying to scout the perfect team for Ottawa.

    Bostons worst nightmare sequel!

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    10 Mar 2026

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    Shane’s eyes snap open. Wait a second.

    “Ilya,” Shane says, propping himself up on his elbows. “Ilya, wake up.”

    Ilya makes a pained noise, eyes still shut. “I shut curtains already.”

    “It’s not that. Ilya, hey. Don’t go back to sleep.” Ilya tries to bury back into Shane’s chest, but adrenaline knifes through Shane’s hangover long enough for him to peel Ilya off and roll him into his back. Ilya blinks blearily up at him, starfished in the sheets. Beautiful and naked and missing his mother’s cross.

     

    OR: When Ilya’s cross goes missing after the Centaurs celebrate their first Stanley Cup win, Shane is determined to get it back. And so are the Centaurs. And the rest of Ottawa.

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    13 Apr 2026

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    Who will win this week's #MeetTheCens behind-the-scenes quiz? Video drops this Wednesday at 10am with a round of Name That Tune featuring Captain Ilya Rozanov (#81) and AC Shane Hollander (#24), so join us to find out which of our favourite former-rivals will be crowned hockey's music mastermind!

    [or: A transcript and social media reactions fic that asks: what if Shane and Ilya did that 'Test Their Music Knowledge' web interview series? Spoiler alert: Shane doesn't win, but maybe it's the chirps and memories we made along the way]

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    13 Apr 2026

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    He closed out of the excel sheet, opened it again, and when the words on the page didn't change, put his head in his hands and yelled, a wordless sound of agony that had Anya lifting her scruffy head and barking once, short and sharp.

    On the page in cheerful orange font was the words that spelled his doom:

    Annual Centaurs Pre-Season Potluck Assignment

    Shane Hollander and Troy Barrett - Dessert

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    11 Apr 2026