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    It's not gay to jack off with your bro. Everyone knows that. Like, if you see some really good porn, and you know the chick is just your bro's type, you have to show it to him. It's in the Code. And then if it's really good, because you know your bro just that well, he's going to start chubbing up a little, right? And from there, it's not weird to just, you know, take care of it, instead of sitting around, giving yourself blue balls. You're both thinking about the girl, right, so you don't even have to say no homo. It goes without saying.

    That's what Kevin had told himself, anyway, when he passed Jake his phone the first time. Jesus, it's been like six months? Maybe a year? And he's gotten better and better at spotting exactly the kind of girls Jake likes. Like that one guy from the memes who can identify anywhere in the world from a bush or something, Kevin can tell exactly what will make Jake hard from a bush, or something.

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    20 Jan 2026

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    Wake up. Vomit. Try and hide a massive hangover. Avoid Nancy. Put on a suit. Drink water. Drink more water. Give the best damn speech of all time, one that puts Mike's pedantic bullshit one to shame. Clink glasses with Steve, because yeah—his was definitely better. Hug Mrs. Wheeler, offering her his congratulations. Do the same with the groom. Ask how Ted is doing. Share a dance with Robin. Eat cake. Retire to his hotel room. Fall asleep and—

    Wake up.

    It's Tuesday again. The sort of day where the sun only rises to humiliate you.

    Jonathan blinks. Okay. Let's try this again. They've only got eternity, and one of these days something has got to work, right?

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    20 Jan 2026

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    Jonathan’s head lolls to the side, and he smirks at him. “I wasn't trying to insult you,” he says, “sorry. I just meant- I’ve been kind of aimless, lately, so. I guess I’m trying to say thank you. You’ve helped.”

    Steve snorts. “What, because I’m another person for you to take care of?”

    The joke falls flat between them, and Steve suppresses a wince as Jonathan considers him for a long moment. “Is that what you think you are to me?” he asks quietly after a beat, and Steve’s heart leaps up to somewhere in his throat.

    Being friends with Jonathan is only weird if Steve makes it weird, right?

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    19 Jan 2026

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    Jonathan Byers didn’t believe in soulmates. Not in the sense that they didn’t exist. He knew they were out there– in theory. He wasn’t naive enough to think that he’d actually find his. He also didn’t buy into the belief that you couldn’t live a happy life without finding your soulmate. He didn’t know anyone who had found their soulmate and they all lived perfectly happy and normal lives. There was just one benefit of finding a soulmate. Colors. The moment a person and their soulmate touch, their worlds are flooded with vibrant, beautiful colors. Without that person, you were stuck in a world of black and white. When Will goes missing, finding his soulmate is the last thing on Jonathan’s mind that is until he punches Steve Harrington in the face and his world is flooded with color.
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    Soulmate AU where you cannot see colors until you touch your soulmate!

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    19 Jan 2026

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    After their return from the Abyss, Jonathan takes Steve up on an offer to crash at his and Robin's apartment.

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    16 Jan 2026