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    Based on the tumblr prompt "Okay which one of you is going to write the Ineffable Husbands college professor AU with the extremely sweet and over-sharing professor fawning over their spouse and the standoff-ish secretive professor who reveals absolutely nothing about their private life who turned out to be married?"

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    Aziraphale had always thought that Crowley had understood what he meant when he said he was going to get a reprimand. To be fair, so had Crowley.

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    Aziraphale had lost track of the days quite some time ago.

    He’d been counting the seconds in his head, before. Heaven was always bright, always lit by perpetual sunlight, and the Room was brighter than the rest of Heaven, too, so it made it quite difficult to keep track of… of…

    Aziraphale had lost track of the days quite some time ago.

     

    Aziraphale is punished by being put in solitary confinement. Eventually, Crowley finds out.

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    Crowley's eyes are more similar to a snake's than a human's, which presents a unique set of challenges when tasked with living a human life. He tends to just avoid the issue, but sometimes that's a bit harder than it would seem. Aziraphale tries to account for his needs wherever possible, but it's hard to when he doesn't even know what they are.

    Also known as: I did way too much research on snake eyes and Crowley has light sensitivity, red/green color blindness, blurry vision, and a hard time focusing on details.

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    “Who would win: Aziraphale or Crowley.”

    “Oh!” Aziraphale startles. “Well—such a question. It’s not as though either of us has engaged in so much as fisticuffs in ages, and one does need to keep up practice with these sorts of things.” His fretting dies abruptly when Crowley cuts over him clearly, baldly: “Aziraphale.”

    Aziraphale’s mouth clicks shut, and he goes so still that the group is forcibly reminded that ethereal beings don’t technically need to breathe, have a heartbeat, or even metabolize energy to exist. Beside him, Crowley’s stiffened up and his lips pull back from his teeth in a toe-curling wince.

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