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For a while, Freo and Kaelix are almost convincingly well-adjusted adults about the divorce. They keep their distance, stay civil at parties, and do not, for an entire year, ostensibly make anything worse.
Which means, of course, that it’s only a matter of time before it does, in fact, get worse. In order:
- Agree to star opposite each other in an indie romance film.
- Sleep with each other before production starts (vow never to do it again).
- Do it again. Repeatedly. With no meaningful attempt to stop.
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“But baby,” Vanta mutters, voice closer now, something playful slipping in where the irritation had been earlier, “you’re anemic.”
Kaelix laughs right into his mouth, the sound breaking against Freo’s lips, and Freo bites down on his lower lip without thinking to punish them for their collective audacity.
“Ow—” Kaelix breathes.
Or vampires Kaelix and Vanta learn how to share their favorite human.
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Kaelix wonders, not for the first time, what exactly it is he’s doing here. The plan, such as it was, was meant to end with him standing beside a different omega, on a different sort of evening, with a different kind of future plotted out in old-money block letters and gold foil. That all fell apart just this spring in the space of twenty minutes after he walked out that door to what had felt like the gallows to him at the time.
Or Kaelix dealing with the immediate aftermath of a wedding that never takes place.
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What’s a guy to do when you find out your new next neighbor is hot and might like you back? For Freodore, who just wants to keep enjoying the peace of his corner unit and be able to keep his cam work neatly under wraps, the answer is simple: retreat, regroup, and pray the universe will stop putting Kaelix Debonair of Unit 303 directly in his path (it does not).
For Kaelix? It’s a little more complicated and involves leaning into a self-imposed and somewhat accidental campaign to win over his gorgeous but likewise guarded next door neighbor (and his cat), finding increasingly creative ways to capitalize on their run-ins to make him look twice, maybe even thrice, and if he’s lucky, look long enough to notice that they’ve actually been looking each other the same way this whole time.
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room for salt by wharfroach for pecocoe
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
04 Dec 2025
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When artist-turned-office-worker Phainon attends the funeral of his former mentor, the infamously uncompromising painter Anaxagoras, the last thing he expects is to see the man’s ghost standing beside the casket. Trapped in limbo with “unfinished business” Anaxa is convinced the key to moving past this life lies somewhere in his chaotic artistic legacy.
Phainon, unconvinced, ends up dragging the stubborn spirit through experiences Anaxa never let himself have in life, hoping they might find answers there instead. As they retrace the shape of something they’d lost and thought was long gone between them, Anaxa begins to wonder if what’s keeping him here might have little to do with the work he left behind after all.
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misc. baseball au (not totally following koshien 2025 lore but like... a little. lol. almost.)
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you're an angel (i'm a dog) by hastra for wharfroach
Fandoms: Nijisanji (Virtual Streamers)
18 May 2025
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But none of those people loved Freo, and he didn’t love them. At least not like he and Kaelix did. Freo told him that while he has some past romantic experience, he could never particularly see himself falling in love before Kaelix. He certainly had never imagined himself sharing a life like he and Kaelix do now, their home and friends. What does it say about Kaelix that he treated Freo just like all the others did? Like nothing more than a used receptacle for his pleasure. Like he’s nothing to Kaelix. Him, Freo, the man he loves more than anyone else in the world.
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aka The Kaelix Topdrop Fic.
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18 May 2025
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Most Known to Few, Some Known to None by greenjudy
Fandoms: Final Fantasy VII, Compilation of Final Fantasy VII
10 Mar 2011
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What they don't know about him.
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16 Aug 2023
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"Kaelix."
Kaelix comes back from his thoughts and smiles at Freodore, awaiting his next words.
"Are you… up for anything?"
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06 May 2025
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Ulpian comes home from a hard day's work and just wants to relax with Lumen before he goes to sleep.
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05 Dec 2024
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Night Watcher by timehopper for lefane (crystalsexarch)
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses, Fire Emblem Series
25 Sep 2022
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Sylvain has invited someone to his room. Dimitri can't sleep. He gets up to tell them to quiet down... only to find that Sylvain is sleeping with the man he's got a crush on.
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13 Jun 2023