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    Carmicheal: I thought the rookies were sharing a room?
    Marleau: They are
    Carmicheal: Oh
    Feller: Why? Any problems?
    Carmicheal: I am pretty sure I can hear them having sex
    Dubek: Wow
    Connors: I wouldn't think Hollzy was a threesome kind of guy
    Connors: Always the quiet ones
    Carmicheal: I don't think it is a threesome. I don't hear any girl
    Feller: Oh damn
    Marleau: Damn
    Miranov: Alright
    St. Simons: OH MY GOD
    Hammersmith: What?
    St. Simons: Jane and Lily. Shane and Ilya
    St. Simons: How are we so fucking stupid
    Feller: These fucking kids

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    05 May 2026

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    Hayden invites Shane on holiday, determined to use the winter break to convince his best friend that he can do better than Ilya Rozanov, asshole extraordinaire. But he certainly didn't count on his boyfriend coming along for the trip.

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    01 May 2026

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    Ruby
    We need to talk about Uncle Shane and Uncle Ilya.
    They are NOT ready to have a kid. So we need to make sure they’re ready by the time the baby arrives.

    Jade
    Also literally all of you need better phone security, this was way too easy.

    Or, the Pike kids team up with the Centaur rookies to prepare Shane and Ilya for fatherhood.

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    30 Apr 2026

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    Ilya sits down carefully and takes Shane’s hand. “I am going to ask you something, and I want you to try not to freak out, okay? Take a breath, think about it.”
    That sounds… serious.
    “The Centaurs are having a barbeque,” Ilya says. “I would like to go, and I would like you to come with me.”

    Shane meets the Centaurs. As Ilya's close personal friend slash charity partner from Canada.

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    30 Apr 2026

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    Ilya starts calling Shane boring regularly after that, not cruelly but persistently, the way you press a bruise you know is there just to confirm it still hurts. Shane's cereal is boring, Shane's training schedule is boring, Shane's shoes lined up by the door are boring, and Shane responds with variations of "fuck off" and "you're an asshole" that become increasingly creative and occasionally surprising. They do not talk about anything that matters. They talk about groceries and whose turn it is to take out the trash and whether Ilya's music is too loud at midnight, which it is.

    On the ice, Shane is someone else entirely. Ilya watches him from the upper stands every morning with vending machine coffee going cold in his hand and doesn't tell anyone.

    Or: Shane asked Ilya once how you know when it's the right person. Ilya described Shane to him, and Shane didn't recognise himself.

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    29 Apr 2026