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Jason ducks just in time to avoid being electrocuted with enough volt to down a whale, tutting disappointedly, “Now, now, that wasn’t nice. What if you hit my brand-new jacket?”
“What is your price…” Batman grits out, looking pained, “In return for the pelt?”
Jason’s eyes narrow, fury coiled low in his gut like a pit of vipers waiting to strike. “What piece you talkin’ about, old man? My pretty jacket, or the fur rug?”
“All of it,” Batman snaps, true fury making his voice pitch more towards Bruce than Batman.
“Greedy,” Jason remarks idly, “Don’t anybody teach you that sharing is caring?”
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Jason is a selkie, and his pelt is... a point of contention.
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Detective Timothy Drake and the Mysterious Case of the Unclaimed Dildo by JpegDotJpeg
Fandoms: Young Justice - All Media Types, DCU
03 Aug 2022
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Tim had a lot of experience with problem solving. Every goddamn day he was solving problems. There was no shortage of problems in Tim’s life. He’d learned how to deal with overbearing parents, underbearing parents, malfunctioning equipment, in-team conflict, lawsuits, emotional breakdowns, financial difficulty, broken ribs, ill-timed boners, and a whole host of other bizarre, anxiety-inducing, or life-threatening issues that plagued his existence.
None of them had prepared him for finding a dildo in the dishwasher.
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Jason gets caught by the JLA.
Of course, he needs someone to bail him out, and Batman is the supreme authority on the Watchtower and his dad so it makes perfect sense to call him. Unfortunately, Batman is still mad about those warehouses he blew up a few weeks ago, and karma is an asshole.
Justice League, meet Brucie Wayne.
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- Part 8 of fueled by coffee, spite and kirby music
- Part 2 of Platinum Tier Fics (personal favourites)
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How to Stop a Bad Decision by Pneumatic
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Green Lantern - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
03 Jun 2025
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All Barry wanted was a quiet post-mission drink with his friends. That, in reterospect, really wasn't too much to ask for. But as the night winds down and the others filter out, Hal and Bruce start getting along in perhaps the most inconvenient way possible. Barry really didn't sign up to play babysitter.
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The Long Con by AcornsOnTheGround for FabulaRasa
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), DCU, Green Lantern (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
19 Jun 2021
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There are 5 steps to a long con:
1. Foundation work: Preparations are made in advance of the game, including the hiring of any assistants required and studying the background knowledge needed for the role.
2. Approach: The victim is approached or contacted.
3. Build-up: The victim is given an opportunity to profit from participating in a scheme. The victim's greed is encouraged, such that their rational judgment of the situation might be impaired.
4. Pay-off or convincer: The victim receives a small payout as a demonstration of the scheme's purported effectiveness. This may be a real amount of money or faked in some way. In a gambling con, the victim is allowed to win several small bets. In a stock market con, the victim is given fake dividends.
5. The “Hurrah”: A sudden manufactured crisis or change of events forces the victim to act or make a decision immediately. This is the point at which the con succeeds or fails.
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Hal is adamant that he's not going to spend Bruce's money. Bruce intends to change his mind about that. (A sort-of 5+1 fic)