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“The floo flashed green and Charlie tumbled out into Theo’s bedroom. Theo was holding his breath and chewing his lower lip and staring all at once. He hadn’t unblocked the bedroom floo in years. Charlie’s loose curls looked windswept, his freckled face expectant. He was already starting to smile.”—Chapter 21, BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC
A one shot about what happens when Theo Nott lets Charlie Weasley into his haunted house, inspired by BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC
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- Part 4 of Related to BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC
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THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES by WhatMurdah
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Oct 2025
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“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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- Part 1 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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the small weird loves by ohwickedsoul
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
17 May 2021
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Denki is twenty five. Denki is sixteen and kissing Bakugo Katsuki. Denki is seventeen and closing his eyes so he doesn’t have to look at the long line of Sero Hanta’s neck. Denki is eighteen and tracing the imprints of Monoma Neito’s teeth. Denki is nineteen and touching Kyouka Jirou’s face. Denki is twenty one and whispering into Izuku Midoriya’s freckled ear. Denki is is twenty two and pressing the tips of his fingers to the edge of Shouto Todoroki’s scar.
Denki is twenty five and alone, and thinking, maybe it’s better this way.
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landscape after cruelty by ohwickedsoul
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
17 Sep 2020
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“Bakugo, you need to update your costume.” Kirishima said, “There’s this one dude in the support class- he’s got a literal waiting list, that’s how good he is- but he did my new upgrade."
“Yeah,” Bakugo sighs and leans back on his hands, staring at the bracer. “I know. I’ll go,” his mouth twists a little. “I’ll go tomorrow. This is just- this is my design you know?” he’s not explaining himself very well, and refuses to look at Kirishima.
“It can be hard to give up your first hero design, and you did a great job,” Kirishima said. “You definitely had the best one out of all of us when we first got our costumes."
Bakugo hunched his shoulders. “I didn’t design it,” he grumbled.
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