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Lost myself, seventeen
Then you came, found me
No other magic could ever compare.
For as long as I live and as long as I love
I will never not think about you.
-Lauv, Never Not. ⋆
Lesgeddit GC
Namjoon:
guys!
@Seokjin
@Yoongi
anyone, hello?!
Seokjin:
kim namjoon i swear to GOD if u don't have a good enough reason for blowing our phones up at 3am on a school night i will end u
tear u to shreds with my own bare hands
Hoseok:
actually jin hyung’s text and kick on my ass woke me up but whatever
Jimin:
hi i think yoongi hyung is asleep but u have enough audience for
whatever u need us for?
Namjoon:
ok guys don't freak out
u have to promise me
Jungkook:
uhhh
way to start a peace treaty hyung?
Seokjin:
what is this behaviour
Namjoon:
i'm not messing around
Hoseok:
ah, intrigue
Seokjin:
OK now that's slightly creepy
what's wrong namjoon???
@Yoongi get up you madman joon needs us
@Yoongi
Jimin:
namjoon hyung...?
c’mon hyung what's wrong are u okay?
oh and @Yoongi hyung come here!
Yoongi:
huh
i'm here, everything okay?
Namjoon:
um but nobody told me that u won't panic?
Jungkook:
that depends on who u killed hyung?
Hoseok:
HOLYDBE NO WAY U WHATQ
Yoongi:
'seok can u not be hysteric
just relax
Jimin:
hyung i am shaking what does this mean
Seokjin:
yes okay now everybody calm down first and let's give room for namjoon to continue
Hoseok:
i mean sure jin hyung
let's do this after u get down from our goddamn dining table
Yoongi:
that plebeian is upto what now
@Seokjin ur setting a bad example for the kids
Jimin:
dishonour on jin hyung, dishonour on his cow, dishonour on his family
Jungkook:
where's namjoon hyung????
anyway i need my beauty sleep 'cos my dark circles have begun to look more prominent
Jimin:
he buff buff
Hoseok:
STOP WORKING OUT U BRAT
Jungkook:
U SHOULD WORRY ABT JOONIE HYUNG WORKING OUT
Hoseok:
didn't have to call my man out like that, damn.
Yoongi:
i'm not sure that's entirely legal, jungkook-ah
do u maybe have a warrant for those guns
Jungkook:
hello 911? update i regret starting this conversation what was i thinking
Namjoon:
please nobody freak out, but...
Hoseok:
oh so ur alive
Jimin:
????
jeez, just spit it out
ur okay right?
Namjoon:
i may or may not have accidentally kidnapped a boy...
Seokjin:
WHAT
Hoseok:
GUYS bdjsjsbdhs help me get jin hyung down from the table
Jungkook:
hoseok hyung
idk perhaps this is a face god and walk backwards into hell moment
Jimin:
i laughed
lol joon hyung that was a funny joke!
i mean not entirely? but objectively u tried and i have learned to appreciate u
Yoongi:
so ur telling me that ridiculously tall man woke us all up for the soap opera he's trying to pull?
Hoseok:
i got jin hyung down good lord have mercy
Jungkook:
honestly what even is happening anymore
btw seriously can i go back to sleep? i have a morning lecture
Seokjin:
omg that was a fucking joke?!
good one u almost got me there joonie
haha
ur humour is wicked these days
joon
namjoon
hey i'm serious but are u
did u know that sharks have tiny tiny teeth as skin all over and it's called denticles or serrations
how did he not respond with severe interest for what i just said?
KIM NAMJOON
OH MY GOD KIM NAMJOON ARE U OKAY DO I NEED TO CALL THE POLICE
HOW DO I CALL THEM SHOULD I CONTACT THE KOREAN EMBASSY
Namjoon:
oh no
guys!
what do i do he's waking up holy shit shit shit
Yoongi:
WHAT
Seokjin:
kim fucking namjoon
Hoseok:
HELPHELP jin hyung’s climbing again help me
Seokjin:
i am fucking stressed and looking down at people makes me feel in control okay?
Hoseok:
nothing about that is okay what the hell
Jungkook:
wow i suddenly can't read
Jimin:
every man is by himself on these waters @Hoseok save yourself
Hoseok:
man honestly i hope u lose in that calculus competition this weekend
Jimin:
u take that back
Seokjin:
UM HELLO? GUYS? NAMJOON? ISN'T OKAY?
Yoongi:
a true tragedy
Seokjin:
yoongi he wouldn't just wake people up at 3am
Yoongi:
he's just pulling our legs
funny ur the only one who's worried
Seokjin:
okay, i'll pretend that i didn't pick up on the thinly veiled insult in that.
Jimin:
but like
is it safe to fall asleep
i only hope hyung isn't like, dead
Hoseok:
the integrity of my sleep has been forever compromised
how do i deal with this moment
Yoongi:
u know i think we should at least pretend to do a good job at caring abt namjoon
Jungkook:
ur right sometimes we're crystal clear transparent and see through haha
Jimin:
aren't they just synonyms of the same one word
Seokjin:
ah yes
The Distinct Lack of Subtle™
Jimin:
fuck u guys i actually care abt that hyung
@Namjoon i will remember u as u were
Jungkook:
OK but what if this all were just a rly elaborate ruse
maybe he rly kidnapped someone
Yoongi:
'accidentally'
tell me how that works
Jungkook:
i should've sat there and ate my food smh
Seokjin:
this court session is adjourned u shall all take ur asses and leave
Jungkook:
yeah i'm perishing
@Namjoon stay alive
Yoongi:
@Namjoon seriously if it's more than a terrible joke call me
or any of us
in other news i'm going back to sleep
Seokjin:
lol what if he calls when ur asleep
ur the most heaviest sleeper in existence min yoongi
Hoseok:
yeah not even a storm could wake u up
Yoongi:
it's not my fault that my bed is much more agreeable than ninety-five percent of the people out here
namjoon being part of the essential 5% of people who i'd leave my bed for
Seokjin:
someone tell me how to do the screenshot
Jungkook:
press the power button and lower volume button TOGETHER u octogenarian
Seokjin:
OK thanks
i'm framing that min yoongs
Yoongi:
could u not be obnoxious it's 3am
Seokjin:
i'd be as damn obnoxious as i please
Jimin:
sheesh man
goodnight guys
Jungkook:
night
Hoseok:
♡
Seokjin:
@Namjoon stop the false alarm on people and start sleeping on ur soft mattress
Yoongi:
sounds like a terrible commercial line
goodnight