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why don't we collide the spaces that divide us (I want you to want me) by Gorgeousgreymatter for topcatnikki
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
27 Nov 2022
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Robin sways slightly, resting her head against the mirror before glancing at Steve and snorting. "God, dicks look so dumb."
All Steve can do at this point is shake his head and sigh. “Do you have to literally say that every time? Nobody is making you look, Robbie! Christ."
“I’m sure Eddie’s dick won’t look as weird as yours — maybe.” (Don’t think about Eddie’s dick, don’t think about Eddie’s dick, don’t think about it…)
“Robin, for the love of god, I’m going to drown myself in this bathroom if you don’t let this go.”
“What? I’m not the one obsessed with Eddie Munson’s big, dumb cow eyes.”
She’s right, of course. She usually was. “God, they are big and dumb, aren’t they?”