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1. If You Fangirl Too Much You'll Explode by Aeynonymous (CaMerAnon)

   Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)  

   • Not Rated
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/F, F/M
   • Work in Progress

   04 Dec 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Zhongli (Genshin Impact)/Reader
   • Venti (Genshin Impact)/Reader
   • Raiden Ei | Baal/Reader
   • Diluc (Genshin Impact)/Reader
   • Kaeya (Genshin Impact)/Reader
   • Albedo (Genshin Impact)/Reader
   • Xiao | Alatus (Genshin Impact)/Reader
   • Alhaitham (Genshin Impact)/Reader
   • Kamisato Ayato/Reader
   • Tartaglia | Childe (Genshin Impact)/Reader
   • Dainsleif (Genshin Impact)/Reader
   • Kaveh (Genshin Impact)/Reader
   • Kaedehara Kazuha/Reader
   • Yae Miko (Genshin Impact)/Reader
   • Flins (Genshin Impact)/Reader
   • Rerir (Genshin Impact)/Reader
   • Varka (Genshin Impact)/Reader
   • Reader
   • Zhongli (Genshin Impact)
   • Venti (Genshin Impact)
   • Raiden Ei | Baal
   • Diluc (Genshin Impact)
   • Kaeya (Genshin Impact)
   • Albedo (Genshin Impact)
   • Xiao | Alatus (Genshin Impact)
   • Alhaitham (Genshin Impact)
   • Kamisato Ayato
   • Tartaglia | Childe (Genshin Impact)
   • Dainsleif (Genshin Impact)
   • Kaveh (Genshin Impact)
   • Kaedehara Kazuha
   • Yae Miko (Genshin Impact)
   • Nahida (Genshin Impact)
   • Flins (Genshin Impact)
   • Rerir (Genshin Impact)
   • Varka (Genshin Impact)
   • Nefer (Genshin Impact)
   • Lauma (Genshin Impact)
   • Columbina (Genshin Impact)
   • Jahoda (Genshin Impact)
   • Isekai
   • SAGAU
   • Reader is a Fangirling Mess
   • It's a Health Hazard
   • Everyone already knows they're in a game
   • the Archons adore the shit out of you
   • You have a dog named Chopper
   • Crack
   • Romance
   • Possessive Behavior
   • Protective Archons
   • The Archons are Babysitting you Basically
   • will add more tags later
   • Everyone is Whipped for You
   • Teyvat Lives For You BTW
   • wholesome take on SAGAU
   • Female Reader
   • not so wholesome anymore after chap 8
   • Yandere
   • One Piece References
   • Written before Luna 2
   • Written Before 6.1 Update (Genshin Impact)
   • It Goes Downhill Cuz I Hate Slice of Life Stories lol
   • this went from haha to huhu real quick
   • Your favorite characters aren't safe from my sticky fingers
   • Politics (sorta)

   Summary

   One time, you got so drunk you passed out directly after you closed your door and almost squashed your dog under you.

   When you opened your eyes, you weren’t in your apartment anymore. You were under a Gingko tree, listening to someone’s deep voice humming a tune you think you recognized.

   “Shut that racket.” you grumbled, regretting your life decisions as a headache started hammering your brain into submission.

   Immediately, the humming stopped. Then it said, “My apologies.”

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   SAGAU fic. Warning: crack

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   71,776

   Chapters:

   17/?

   Comments:

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