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”Let me get this straight,” said Tommy. “You want me to be the house’s magical trophy wife? Why the hell would I say yes to that?"
The red haired ghost smirked, leaning back until they reclined on an invisible lounge. "Well, for each hour you spend in costume, we can waive a percentage of your university fees and—"
”—FREE COLLEGE?! Do you want me to wear pumps or stilettos?”Tommy isn’t a normal university student. Sure, he joins the lettuce eating club, eats the elevator spaghetti and gets all his shoelaces stolen. But multiple times a week Tommy has anime transformation, becoming the mysterious Red Mascot, the second hottest person in the university. (Tommy was the first, obviously) But as the year continues, he finds he isn't the only one keeping secrets. Shubble only ever returns after midnight, there are other house mascots running around the university—their identities could be right under his nose—and even his ghostly sidekick, Clementine, is holding her tongue. That won't stop Tommy from trying to win prank of the year, though. The reason: TOMMY IS A BIG MAN!
Or: Tommy pays for his college by dressing as a magical drag queen.
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[screams in the most fun i've ever fuckin had.]
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i can at last say i've caught up to for house and for glory. truly one of the most fanfictions ever. i love my stupid magical girlman and his ghost bestie and identity fraud commiting roommate sister. shawn4561 or something idfc read the fic
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I KNOW UR JUST TAKING A BREAK UNTIL U START UO AGAIN SO U DON'T GET A LECTURE
BUT I'M WATCHING
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GOES CRAZY HARD 13/10 I CANT BELIEVE I GOT SO VIOLENTLY INVESTED IN THE MAGICAL-GIRL DRAG CRACK FIC. I literally binged this in like two days. It’s iconic. The foreshadowing goes crazy, the plot is plotting, I legitimately haven’t read something with this many banger twists in a while. I am on the edge of my seat, gasping and shaking at the absolute shenanigans our lovely author is pulling. I hate it here. I love it here. I’m here. My body leaves yet my mind stays, desperately trying to pick apart this glorious story. My crops are watered, my skin is clear, my life has been changed irrevocably. I step forth now with the audacity to commit to the bit, to not shy away from unhinged nonsense. Long live Red. Forever may she ✨slay✨.
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Chap 42
Tommy having quarrel with quackity because his sis and him got issue (sad day for the crack treated serious genre) -
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I don’t understand what’s happening in the description but I’m intrigued I think
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hmmmhhh yumm