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1. Shake my earth, suck the air out, burn me down. by finncandrownmeandillsaythnx

   Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   15 Feb 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Will Byers/Mike Wheeler
   • Will Byers
   • Mike Wheeler
   • bylentines
   • Post-Vecna (Stranger Things)
   • College
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • Dry Humping
   • Valentine's Day
   • Mike Wheeler Loves Will Byers
   • Will Byers Loves Mike Wheeler
   • Mike Wheeler is Whipped
   • Will Byers Gets a Break
   • Anal Sex
   • Anal Fingering
   • Seduction as a Distraction Technique
   • Mike Wheeler is a Disaster
   • But He's Will Byers' Disaster
   • getting caught (almost)
   • Top Mike Wheeler
   • Bottom Will Byers
   • Touch-Will Tuesday (It's a real holiday now)
   • Fluff and Smut
   • Romantic Comedy

   Summary

   It’s February 14th. Will has a thoughtful, hand-painted gift. Mike has a thesis deadline, a caffeine addiction, and a single can of chickpeas.

   Facing the prospect of being the Worst Boyfriend in History, Mike decides there is only one viable option to keep Will from handing over that present: Distract him. Aggressively.

   (Or: Mike invents a fake holiday to cover his tracks, things get messy in the kitchen, and eventually, the calendar stops mattering.)

   Series

   • Part 1 of Just You & I against the world: A Bylentines Special.

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