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June 27
Max started a groupchat with dustin, el💜 and my stalker
10:34 p.m.
Max
so.
my stalker
Thank god
my stalker
I’ve been dying for someone to bring this up
el💜
HA
dustin
oh is this everyone who still hasn’t fucking venmoed me for pizza last week
my stalker
I venmoed you shithead
Max
no dustin this is far more pressing
dustin
literally how so
Max
did literally anyone else notice thing 1 and thing 2 last night
dustin
notice what
my stalker
Oh naturally
dustin
max my request for 6.72 is still pending
el💜
Down to the cent is crazy
el💜
Also yes I noticed. Hard not to
Max
GOOD BC I WAS ABOUT TO SAY WHYD THEY LEAVE TOGETHER
dustin
are you going to venmo me or not?
my stalker
In fairness they’ve always been weirdly close
my stalker
Mike might have been just driving him home
dustin
why are we talking about mike suddenly
el💜
Yes BUT Will didn’t come home last night
my stalker
Seriously?
el💜
#He dropped Will off this morning I’m pretty sure
Max
AHAHA
Max
I KNEW THAT DOOR HAD A LOCK ON IT
dustin
okay, i’m officially lost now
my stalker
Valedictorian over here
dustin
don’t patronize me
dustin
what are you guys talking about
Max
AND EVERYONE WAS TRYING TO MAKE ME FEEL LIKE I WAS LOSING MY MIND
my stalker
MAX I’VE ALWAYS BEEN ON YOUR SIDE IM JUST BEING OBJECTIVE ABOUT LAST NIGHT
dustin
WHY IS EVERYONE SPEAKING IN CODE
dustin
TELL ME THINGS
my stalker
We’re talking about if Will and Mike have something going on
dustin
wdym “something” going on?
dustin
like romantically????
Max
YEAH
el💜
I’d guarantee you yes something is going on with them
dustin
WHQAT
dustin
as in OUR will and OUR mike??
dustin
willam jacob byers? michael middle name left up to interpretation wheeler?
my stalker
Yes dude them
dustin
where the hell are you even getting that
Max
dustin respectfully where have you been
dustin
so what you think like they’re dating or something???
Max
im not sure about dating could be something worse
my stalker
Please don’t put images in my brain
el💜 emphasized “Please don’t put images in my brain”
dustin
that’s literally insane you’re all insane
my stalker
I clocked this with them years ago
Max
personally i clocked it the first time i laid eyes on the motherfucker in 8th grade
dustin
hey will’s not a “motherfucker” 🤨
Max
okay so i was obviously talking about mike
dustin
i frankly don’t get what there is to “clock”
my stalker
Think about it man
my stalker
Literally rethink any interaction you’ve ever had with them
my stalker
Remember when we were camping and Will’s tent didn’t have the right poles to set it up so I said he could just sleep with me and the big M nearly jumped me
el💜
THE BIG M
Max
me when i sit next to will at the movies and have 0.2 seconds before the big m genuinely materializes out of thin air to blow my shit smooth off
my stalker
Me when I say Will’s like a wizard instead of a sorcerer and the big M tells me the exact time and date of my death
Max
HAHA
dustin
they’re friends idk why that is so weird to you guys
dustin
they’ve always been close like that
el💜
What about the lake Dustin
dustin
what ABOUT the lake???
Max
hickeygate i SHUDDER
dustin
what gate
my stalker
Jesus Christ I seared that out of my memory completely
dustin
what do you mean “hickeygate”
dustin
im so confused
dustin
but like
dustin
i think they have a great friendship idk why we have to make it weird
el💜
They are the ones making it weird
my stalker named the groupchat “sixth wheels”
dustin
ok i dont get it still. can’t two guys just be friends?
dustin
why do we have to speculate?
Max
ok we got the RPF police over here
my stalker
Personally I’m just glad they’re not fighting anymore
Max
also i’m “speculating” because hawkins is so lame there’s like 2 pizza places here and 1 bar where i always run into mr clarke
Max
theres NOTHING to do in this bum ass town and im bored as hell
dustin
what in the everloving hell is RPF
el💜
Email Me Dustin. 𝔀𝓮 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓶𝓾𝓬𝓱 𝓽𝓸 𝓭𝓲𝓼𝓬𝓾𝓼𝓼
my stalker
this is such a joke if you look at find my friends they’re literally together rn
dustin
what like they’re hanging out without us? that’s bullshit
Max
speak for yourself i don’t want to be present for whatever’s going on in that armpit of a basement
el💜
Literally like spare me
my stalker
10 bucks says by the end of the summer we’ll know
dustin
WHAT EVEN IS THERE TO KNOW
el💜
I’ll take that bet
el💜
Raise you 10 bucks we’ll know by July
dustin
why are we betting on whether or not two of our friends are fucking
my stalker
Ew Dustin no one said FUCKING
dustin
YOU IMPLIED IT I’M NOT THE WEIRD ONE HERE
my stalker
OKAY YEAH IMPLIED IS KEY
my stalker
I DIDN’T SAY IT
dustin
YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO
my stalker
Wait dude…
el💜
Awh that was sweet 🥺
dustin
idk about all that
my stalker emphasized “idk about all that”
Max
see it’s weird when you guys talk like #they do
Max
15 bucks says we know by the end of june
my stalker
Whoa someone’s confident
dustin
you guys are not seriously betting on this
dustin
how bored are you????
el💜
Very
dustin
fine 10 bucks says nothing’s going on between them and you’re all insane
my stalker
Are we bad people for betting on this
dustin
probably
Max
oh don’t get all high and mighty we all placed bets on when mike and el would break up freshman year
el💜
PLEASE
dustin
fuck i forgot about that
dustin
no offense lady jane
el💜
Literally none taken
my stalker
Oh god he’s literally in the walls
el💜
Omg scatter
Max
who??
my stalker
THE BIG M CHECK THE GROUPCHAT
my stalker
And turn off your do not disturb Max
June 27
The Party
10:44 p.m.
fucker
If you guys want to come over Tuesday, my parents are out of town. Just don’t park in the driveway.
dustin
hell yeah i’m down
Max
sure im free
el💜
I’ll be there!!
my stalker
What time? Have to drop Erica at a sleepover at 8
fucker
Whenever. Just spend the night if you’re drinking
dustin
are we drinking?
Max
nothing else to do lol
dustin
i’ll try and see what i can get out of steve
Max
do NOT get svedka again
dustin
ok maxine beggars cant be choosers
fucker
So everyone’s going? Everyone-everyone?
fucker
Will?
June 27
sixth wheels
10:38 p.m.
my stalker
As if they aren’t literally together right now
el💜
RIGHT?
June 27
The Party
10:39 p.m.
will
yeah i’ll go !! thanks for having us mike :]
fucker
Okay cool :) Yayyyy
my stalker
Grown ass man saying “yayyyy” 😭
Max
at his big age like 😭
fucker
WHAT’S WRONG WITH SAYING YAY?
el💜
Bro was jumping for joy 😭
dustin
just jolly as hell 😭😭😭😭
my stalker
JOLLY
my stalker
He had to hit a cele rq because Will replied to his text
Max
he emoted😭😭
fucker
????
fucker
Fine, don’t come over
el💜
Ohhhh booooo Mike 😿
my stalker
womp womp
fucker
I hate you guys and I’m not kidding either.
dustin
look at our “heart of the party” dawg 😭😭😭 we flatlining 😭
will
HEY.
el💜
ENOUGH
my stalker
PLEASEEEE
fucker
Invitations rescinded. No one’s coming over.
Max
acting like we didn’t all get copies of your housekey made junior year #okay
fucker
You guys did what?
dustin
MAX SHUUTTTTT UP
my stalker
Max
what is That gif
el💜
Um see you all on Tuesday!!! 🫶
fucker
Ok cool. See you guys then
June 28
sixth wheels
12:10 a.m.
el💜
Okay so for the bet
dustin
we’re not actually doing this
Max
no let’s make it interesting
Max
set some ground rules
Max
same rules apply from all the other bets. no going through phones or like… private stuff. and you can hint but not force it out/explicitly ask. find my friends and party hangouts are fair play
Max
IF they specifically tell us something’s up by june, i win. july, el wins. august, lucas wins. if summer ends and they still don't say anything? dustin wins
dustin
i look forward to taking your hard earned scoops money max
my stalker
Dude they are straight up playing in our faces one of the 3 of us is gonna win
el💜
Virtual handshake 🤝
Max
🤝
my stalker
🤝
dustin
🤝
June 28
The Party
7:58 a.m.
dustin
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fucker
wordle 1,769 5/6
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Max
Wordle 1,769 2/6
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easy money
will
wordle 1,769 5/6
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my stalker
Wordle 1,769 4/6
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my stalker
Whoa nice one Max
Max
it’s my natural predisposition to video games, thank you
dustin
did not realize dig dug technique was transferable to wordle
el💜
Wordle 1,769 3/6
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Max
hell yes i win movie pick
Max
halloween 2 it is
June 28
Separate Thread
fucker, Max
8:00 a.m.
Max
are you on your way
Max
mike
fucker
Yeah. One sec
Max
we’re gonna get fucking fired
fucker
I’m literally turning onto your street now.
fucker
Calm down we're fine
Max
LIAR you haven’t even left your house
fucker
Stop lurking on my location.
Max
you are the goddamn ceo of tracking the party so don’t start
Max
move your ass we’re gonna get canned
fucker
Here.
Max
STOP HONKING
June 28
sixth wheels
2:33 p.m.
my stalker added four new members to the groupchat.
my stalker
Ran into some fellow curious minds and they want to take side action
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I’ve actually been wondering what’s going on for a minute I can’t lie
dustin
dude there’s nothing to wonder i’ve told you this
el💜
Jon!! Nancy!! Hi guys :)
nancy wheeler
Hi sweet El
nancy wheeler
Wait don’t involve me in this
nancy wheeler
I don’t need to know what’s going on with my little brother and my ex’s little brother
dustin
lol what ex
jonathan byers
…me? who else?
720-884-2626
I mean me but I don’t have a brother 🤣🤣
nancy wheeler
Oh shut up
720-867-5309
sideways crying laughing emoji user oh i’m sure
Max
wait nancy and jonathan you guys broke up???
jonathan byers
yeah?
my stalker
SINCE WHEN
dustin
no shot
nancy wheeler
Jonathan and I haven’t been a couple for a while now. We’re cool, but I can’t believe you all didn’t know… Did Mike or Will seriously not say anything?
my stalker
Let me fact check this rq
June 28
The Party
2:40 p.m.
my stalker
Did Nancy and Jon break up?
will
yeah :/
fucker
No, why?
will
mike are you serious? they’ve been broken up
fucker
WHAT
fucker
I’m going to kill myself
June 28
sixth wheels
2:41 p.m.
my stalker
That’s crazy
dustin
idk sounds fake to me
el💜
😿
jonathan byers
we literally broke up idk what else to tell you guys
720-884-2626
Me when my name is Jonathan Byers and I lie
el💜
Wait who’s 720-884-2626?
720-884-2626
Dude it’s Steve!
el💜
Oh. Hi?
720-884-2626
Harrington!
el💜
Right yeah!
nancy wheeler
Why was Steve needed for this again?
steve harrington
I like to be included in things
jonathan byers
whatever … this is?
my stalker
Yeah let’s get back to the task at hand here. The debate: are Mike and Will “together” and do you guys want to place bets on that with us
nancy wheeler
Jesus. I will leave this groupchat
jonathan byers
seconded
720-867-5309
i’ll take some action!
720-867-5309
let me put 15 bucks on no. sorry to speculate on your baby brother nance but mike wheeler is as straight as they come
steve harrington
Rob your gaydar should be studied
720-867-5309
thank ya stevie :3
steve harrington
That wasn’t a compliment
steve harrington
I’ll put $5 on yes! Love is love 🇦🇲
Max
oh BROTHER
el💜
That is the flag of Armenia
robin buckley
our fiercest ally over here with 5 whole dollars
steve harrington
Dude I made more at Scoops AND Family Video than I do as a teacher cut me a break
jonathan byers
where was this attitude when you called me a queer sophomore year
nancy wheeler
What the fuck?
steve harrington
DUDE
steve harrington
I SAID I WAS SO SORRY
jonathan byers
buy me another camera and i’ll forgive you
steve harrington
TEACHER. SALARY.
jonathan byers
damn i forgot we’re both poor now
jonathan byers
how's that gonna work
steve harrington
Please man cmon I still feel like a major dick
steve harrington
Seriously Byers I’m really sorry
jonathan byers
ahaha
my stalker
So is anyone else buying in?
nancy wheeler
Fine. Put me down for $50 on yes, they are together.
robin buckley
FIFTY BUCKS??
Max
BASED NANCY
my stalker
LMAOOOOOO
jonathan byers
nancy.
nancy wheeler
What?
jonathan byers
i thought you were better than this
nancy wheeler
Boston rent is expensive. It's a hustle Jonathan.
robin buckley
i’ll greatly enjoy pocketing that sweet sweet wheeler money when i'm right nancy
steve harrington
Rob you’re benched. Step aside and let Steve Harrington work this 😎
dustin
dude i thought we banned you from talking in the third person
robin buckley emphasized “dude i thought we banned you from talking in the third person”
steve harrington
Guys I’m serious get me a case of Coors, a ham sandwich, and a history of everything Mike has ever checked out at Family Video and I’ll have this whole thing wrapped up in like 10 minutes flat
jonathan byers
go harass mike all you want but please maintain a ten mile radius from will
nancy wheeler
I would say fuck off but I’m starting to get morbidly curious.
dustin
steve DOES have frighteningly accurate gaydar
robin buckley
gaydar so ‘accurate’ that he had a crush on ME ???
steve harrington
OH COME ON ROBIN THAT’S LOW
robin buckley
you were really working that scoops ahoy counter with lestron3000 and envisioned a future there
dustin
LKNSLFNFFFFUCKKKK
nancy wheeler
Max
STOP
steve harrington
IT WAS NOT THAT SERIOUS don’t flatter yourself
steve harrington
And dude my gaydar is still like way better than yours
robin buckley
screw you i have EXCELLENT gaydar
steve harrington
Then I'm sure you weren’t surprised at all by Tammy Thompson hard launching with Linda Sullivan then since your gaydar is so good
robin buckley
WHATEVER MAN
el💜
Who is Tammy Thompson?
Max
the really bad singer???
my stalker
Yeah that girl Will was talking about when he came out
steve harrington
How I caught that reference at the Squawk
dustin
she has a girlfriend now?
robin buckley
yes and this has already crossed my desk MULTIPLE times don’t even worry
robin buckley
here damn
robin buckley
robin buckley
steve harrington
See? I love you but you have 0 gaydar
steve harrington
Tammy Thompson still can’t sing for shit though
dustin
whatever i’m still putting my money on no
Max
ok like this for no
Max
like this for yes
jonathan byers
can i be indifferent
nancy wheeler, steve harrington, my stalker, el💜 and Max all reacted 👍 to “like this for yes”
robin buckley and dustin all reacted 👍 to “ok like this for no”
my stalker
These wike antis…
dustin
what the hell is WIKE
Max
venmo me your wagers i’ll hold the pot @zoomer-mayfield
dustin
this is SO dumb if they were dating or whatever they’d literally tell us
el💜
Would they though? Will had the flu for like 4 days and didn’t tell anyone in our family like he barely tells anybody anything
el💜
And Mike doesn’t tell people stuff just like in general
robin buckley
will would’ve told me
dustin
see?? scoreboard: reasonable people 1, “wike” zero
dustin
you guys are seeing stuff that just isn’t there
my stalker
Okay then explain why they’re always sneaking off and like whispering
el💜
Explain the lake hickey too then
nancy wheeler
Excuse me the what?
Max
mind you will looked like he got mauled
my stalker
DUDE I’M TELLING YOU THEY’RE FREAKY
jonathan byers left the groupchat.
el💜
HELP
my stalker
Ah shit my bad Jon
my stalker
If it makes you feel any better man I don’t wanna witness it either
nancy wheeler
I mean… if they’re going out, that would explain why Mike is always broke.
robin buckley
he has a job doesn’t he?
Max
indeed that is my coworker
robin buckley
okayyyy and scoops pay is literally dismal
dustin
HAH reasonable people: 2, wike: 0
nancy wheeler
Yeah, but the $396 charge on Ted’s amex at Art Mart last week would make a lot more sense.
my stalker
DAMNNN
steve harrington
Mike I was unfamiliar with your game
dustin
oh ok yet mike denied my venmo request from TWO WEEKS AGO im about to charge him interest
Max
OOOHH TAKE THAT POINT OFF THE SCOREBOARD
Max
WIKE: 3
robin buckley
maybe mike is just getting really into scrapbooking? idk man
steve harrington
Robin be serious
steve harrington
Honestly I can see it I feel like those two were set up really well in the other seasons
my stalker
In the what
Max
omniscient steve harrington is crazy
June 28
Separate thread
Max, el💜
7:52 p.m.
el💜
Still on for tn?
Max
absolutely yes
Max
closing the store rn then i’ll shower and be right there
el💜
Awesome
el💜
9?
Max
might be closer to 8:30 actually i’ve never seen mike close scoops this fast
Max
matter of fact i’ve never seen him try at work and it’s disturbing
el💜
Well good you’ll get to me sooner
Max
got your big ass carton of strawberry locked and loaded
el💜
Yayyyy tysm my love
Max
does will want anything?
el💜
Idk where he is but he said he had plans later so no
Max
interesting
Max
okok see you in a bit mike’s actually about to leave me at the store
June 28
Separate thread
Max, el💜
8:34 p.m.
Max
here :)
el💜
One second
el💜
Lol you do not have to go through the window
Max
it’s way more romantic this way
June 29
sixth wheels
2:43 a.m.
Max
guys is anyone awake
dustin
oh god what
robin buckley
hello there maxwell
my stalker
What’s up?
Max
ok listen
Max
so im at el’s right
Max
about to fall asleep
dustin
right yes
Max
when all of a sudden i hear this agitating GRATING voice through the vent
my stalker
OH I’M SUREEE
Max
WHY IS MIKE SHOWING UP AT THREE IN THE MORNING
robin buckley
aww besties
Max
NOT BESTIES
Max
WHY IS HE SNEAKING IN
steve harrington
The window sneak is a solid move. Pure class from Mike
nancy wheeler
I hate to burst your bubble, but he's at home.
my stalker
Cite your source
nancy wheeler
Life 360.
dustin
BOOM
steve harrington
Your mom still has you guys on life 360??? Lol
Max
that’s crazy i’d jump respectfully
nancy wheeler
I don’t think she ever checks it but yes. Anyway - his location is at home.
Max
i swear to you unless this is a vecna induced hallucination mike wheeler is IN this house
dustin
big v mention in 2026 is diabolical
Max
SORRY
dustin
scoreboard? scoreboard anyone?
my stalker
I dunno man find my friends says otherwise… his ass is at the byhops
el💜
HA
Max
WIKE STOCKS ARE UP
dustin
ohhhhh shit
dustin
i forgot i rigged the software so his location would freeze up on life360
my stalker
Sooo scoreboard??
el💜
Ooh Dustin can you pleaseee do that on me and Will’s phones
dustin
um no i enjoy my life and would rather not piss off joyce byers
my stalker
SCOREBOARDDDD
dustin
simmer down
my stalker
Can’t. This payday’s bout to be sweeeeet
Max
don’t get cocky now lucas sinclair you said end of summer
Max
there’s still 2 days left of june i get paid out if they crack by then
my stalker
Max please don’t talk about our best friends cracking
Max
I DIDN’T MEAN THAT KIND OF CRACKING AND YOU KNOW IT
nancy wheeler
Ew god I believe I have worn out my welcome in this chat
robin buckley
but we need your genius investigative reporting
nancy wheeler
NOT ON THIS
dustin
well is he over there or not??
nancy wheeler
Oh wow, that is in fact my brother’s car parked very shittily by the trees. I take it back.
my stalker
What Nancy you’re over there too?
nancy wheeler
Uhm
robin buckley
el💜
Nancy omg come hang out! Me and Max are still up
dustin
IS EVERYONE AT THAT DAMN HOUSE
Max
hawkins’ hottest club is the byhop household
el💜
el💜
And this place has EVERYTHING 😍 Fridge with mold in it, scary deer heads on the walls, TV from 1924, green shag carpet with miscellaneous stains, bear traps in the yard, Jim Hopper
Max
omfg they’re like. giggling
Max
el’s about to smack the wall with a broom
June 29
Separate Thread
fucker, Max
2:52 a.m.
Max
hey
fucker
Hello.
Max
ominous ass greeting with the period
fucker
Are you okay?
Max
you think you’re adele 😭😭😭 talking bout some “hello.” 😭😭
fucker
Ha.
fucker
Is something wrong or can I go to sleep?
Max
yes omg everything’s fine
Max
are you at the byhops
fucker paused location sharing.
Max
LMAOOO YOU’RE NOT SERIOUS
Max
i can hear you dumbass i’m literally next door
fucker
Okay yeah, I’m here. Why?
Max
can i ask why you decided to stomp in here in the middle of the night or what
fucker
I was hanging out with Will
Max
yeah i gathered that boygenius
Max
why are you GIGGLING i have never heard that sound from you before stop it
fucker
Well why are you here?
Max
spending quality time with my gf because it’s oh i don’t know 3 in the fucking morning
Max
apparently nancy is also here
fucker
What?
fucker
Like with Jonathan?
Max
well i’d sure hope so
fucker
Ah. Interesting.
Max
oh it’s all VERY interesting
fucker
Ok. Nice chat. Night.
fucker has notifications silenced.
Max
wait stay up el wants everyone to come hang out in her room
fucker
Can’t. Will's sleeping.
Max
well you come hang then
Max
jon and nancy just got here i think we’re gonna smoke
fucker
No
Max
why not
Max
we’re free from the scoops ahoy corporate entity tomorrow
fucker
I’m tired and I don’t like leaving Will by himself.
Max
dude you’re about to make me so much money
fucker
What?
Max
don’t even worry about it
Max
go cuddle your Best Friend™
June 29
The Party
8:22 a.m.
Max
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el💜
Wordle 1,777 4/6
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dustin
boooo it’s cheating if you do the wordle together
will
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will
omg that was dumb
fucker
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my stalker
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dustin
valiant effort my party but i win once more
dustin
next movie night is aliens😎
June 29
The Party
4:34 p.m.
fucker
Did anyone else see Jennifer Hayes got engaged?
Max
what the hell
Max
ok child bride
will
wait no send a ss
dustin
I SAW THAT
fucker
Attachment: 1 screenshot
dustin
damn her fiance’s chopped
fucker
Dude that's Troy Walsh
my stalker
LMAOOOOOOOO
dustin
OH MY GOD
dustin
THE YEARS HAVE NOT BEEN KIND TO THAT MAN
fucker
Troy is balding, god bless us everyone, even Tiny Tim, et cetera
my stalker
AMEN
el💜
Is that the kid I made piss his pants
fucker
Yes
el💜
Omg he looks BAD I love it
will
aw maybe he got better? jennifer’s a nice girl and middle school was ages ago ig :/
my stalker
Booo you’re allowed to be mean
fucker
Will come on.
dustin
be mean man you deserve it
will
ok FINEEEE
will
oh my god he actually looks like shit this just made my whole entire day
my stalker
YEAHHHHH
will
i literally used to PRAY for times like this
my stalker, fucker, and dustin emphasized “i literally used to PRAY for times like this”
Max
how on EARTH is he pulling her
dustin
MANY are asking this maxine
June 29
The Party
6:22 p.m.
dustin
Attachment: 1 Instagram Reel
dustin
Attachment: 1 Instagram Reel
dustin
Attachment: 1 Instagram Reel
dustin
Attachment: 1 Instagram Reel
dustin
Attachment: 1 Instagram Reel
dustin
Attachment: 1 Instagram Reel
my stalker
Dustin I love you but I'll get to those reels in a minute
June 30
The Party
7:37 p.m.
will
mike wants me to remind everyone to park far away from the driveway :-) can’t wait to see you guys <3
my stalker
Dropping Erica then I’m omw! Anyone want me to grab food
el💜
Wait could you run through canes pleaseeee
my stalker
You got it
el💜
THANK YOU I love you
dustin
ok idk what the hell steve got me i gave him thirty five bucks and got a paper bag of bullshit
June 30
sixth wheels
7:40 p.m.
my stalker
Last night of June Max…
el💜
Max
im calm and collected trust me they both get messy when they drink it’ll take 0.2 seconds before the i love you speech
steve harrington
Please tell me none of you kids are driving anywhere
dustin
don't worry peepaw we're responsible
dustin
and thank you for the… four lokos?
robin buckley
YOU GOT THE CHILDREN 4LOKOS?
steve harrington
OH WHAT
steve harrington
It’s like to build tolerance I’d rather they didn’t all black out immediately upon stepping foot on campus in the fall
steve harrington
And Nancy is watching them
steve harrington
Probably
nancy wheeler
Like hell I am?
my stalker
We’re almost 19 Steve I really think it’ll be okay
steve harrington
Seriously though if anyone finds out about this you’re all dead
Max
damn AGAIN?!
el💜
Me when I have to die again
Max
LMAO JINX
el💜
HAHAHHA
my stalker
That’s not even a little bit funny guys come on
steve harrington
Oh. I'm sorry that happened to you girls 😕
dustin
dude so not funny
robin buckley
jesus
el💜
Omg wow tough crowd Will would’ve laughed
Max
literally
steve harrington
Just be responsible alright
nancy wheeler
I’m not home but if anything happens, pay me out when I win
robin buckley
nothing’s gonna happen sorry
dustin emphasized “nothing’s gonna happen sorry”
my stalker
Not Robin having Wike doubt
Max
i need to win this so bad it isn’t even about the money it’s just about being RIGHT
June 30
Separate Thread
will , Max
7:49 p.m.
Max
me and el on our way over
will
okayy !! yay can't wait to see you
will
wait can you guys get cups? sorry
Max
yeah we’ll stop by bradleys
will
ty you’re the best
Max
sooo you’re already over there huh
will
yeah we grabbed dinner a while ago
Max
gotcha
Max
surprised you guys arent just simply EXHAUSTED
will
?
Max
was sleeping over at el’s last night i heard mike come over at like 3 am
will
ohhh
will
yeah we went to the drive in and stayed out kinda late and he didnt wanna go home and wake up his parents
Max
interesting.
will
maxxxxxxx
Max
willllllllllllll
will
it’s rlly not like that
Max
never said it was
will
that was just like a sophomore year of high school thing i promise
Max
right yeah
Max
does he know that
will is typing…
will is typing…
will
there’s nothing to know
Max
okok fine. can i just suggest something
will
sure :)
Max
very thin walls + fix your headboard ok? it squeaks🤐
will is typing…
will is typing…
will is typing…
Max
hahaha i was just joking sorry ily
will
ok so listen.
will
ohhhh!!! wait that’s so funny
Max
WILL
Max
WILL WAIT
will
i was so confused for a sec there hahah
Max
WHAT WERE YOU GONNA SAY
will
nothing !!
will
you’re so funny max
will
mike also says get sprite
Max
idgaf what that greedy bastard wants WHAT WERE YOU GONNA SAY JUST THEN
will
nothing see you in a bit ily
Max
WILLLLL
will
pls don’t forget the sprite :)
June 30
sixth wheels
7:40 p.m.
Max
i just fumbled a major lead
my stalker
You’ve lost your touch Mad Max
Max
fumbled harder than mike friends no thanks best friends wheeler
June 30
sixth wheels
10:02 p.m.
el💜
Max truly might win
Max
what the actual hell is this are they trying to share air
my stalker
Okay so for the folks at home Mike just did the fake-out yawn arm wrap around thing
Max
i cant believe that worked
steve harrington
Ball knowledge
my stalker
How the hell is that ball knowledge it’s the lamest move in the book
dustin
you guys are insane they're being perfectly normal
my stalker
I actually can’t watch this
Max
SPARE US ALL THIS MISERY
robin buckley
what are you strange kiddos up to
dustin
drinking and dragons 😮💨
steve harrington
Dear god Henderson
dustin
DUDE IT’S FUN
nancy wheeler
That’s actually really cute. I’m glad you guys still do your games.
my stalker
NOT CUTE
my stalker
IT USED TO BE CUTE
my stalker
THEY MAKE IT NOT CUTE
el💜
D&D aka watching #them doing elaborate roleplay for 2 hours
Max
oh #THEY are eating this shit up with a spoon
Max
me and el are hiding in the bathroom bc strahd von zarowich is genuinely putting will the wise in 7 positions rn
dustin
YOU GUYS ARE BEING DRAMATIC
dustin
THIS IS STANDARD D&D DIALOGUE
my stalker
Me when I roll to charm the NPC tavern keeper for info and realize at some point I’m just talking dirty to my buddy Mike
nancy wheeler
Jesus okay, not cute
my stalker
Max and El come back
my stalker
The plastic teeth are in
my stalker
I repeat he’s putting the teeth in
el💜
Oh my god it’s OVER
Max
GAME OVER
steve harrington
Teeth? What teeth?
nancy wheeler
Oh god.
Max
these plastic vampire teeth from spirit halloween that give mike a crazy ass lisp
my stalker
To be fair the campaigns are always way more fun when we all dress up
my stalker
But yeah the teeth are something else entirely
steve harrington
Why does he own those?
my stalker
Idk but Will literally loves them every single time
steve harrington
So that like… works? The teeth??
el💜
Yes.
steve harrington
Max
I’M ABOUT TO BE RICHHHHHHHH
June 30
sixth wheels
11:59 p.m.
el💜
Nevermind. Max is gonna lose
Max
not my fault gay and gayer keep vanishing for 30 min at a time
July 1
sixth wheels
12:00 a.m.
dustin
hold this L maxine
Max
goddamnit
el💜
It’s okay when I win I’ll share my earnings with you 😙
nancy wheeler
So… Nothing?
my stalker
Nothing besides the usual
my stalker
Really thought we were getting somewhere w/ the teeth but instead I just had to watch whatever that was
dustin
HA SCOREBOARD
my stalker
There’s nothing to scoreboard?
dustin
will literally just said mike is his “best friend.” platonic. capital p
Max
how many perfectly normal platonic friendships do you know where they have to verbally confirm every 20 minutes that they are in fact best friends
dustin
well i think it's sweet!!!
my stalker
It’s EXHAUSTING
Max
ok im out on the timeline bet but i still win a portion if im right in general
Max
and el said july so she’s up now
my stalker
Unfair advantage they’re gonna be in Montauk for a whole week Will’s absolutely gonna spill
Max
no he wont you can’t waterboard anything out of will
Max
but i’ll try my coworker
July 1
The Party
1:14 a.m.
dustin
ok just so i have everything in the same place im doordashing
dustin
3 crunchwrap supremes
4 cheese quesadilla
6 nacho fries
4 baja blast regular
2 baja blast freeze
10 beef tacos
my stalker
Dustin I will kiss you on the mouth deadass
Max
THANK YOUUU
dustin
mike whats ur exact address
fucker
Wait Will doesnt eat meat
fucker
Did you get something for Will
Max
whered you guys go
dustin
i already got him a quesadilla mike what’s your address
dustin
like what on maple
fucker
Order something Will wants
fucker
Dustin get him a cheese quesadilla he doesn't eat meat
my stalker
Add 2 shredded chicken burritos to that if you wouldn't mind 👀
fucker
No Will doesn’t eat meat
Max
BROTHER. WE. KNOW.
dustin
MICHAEL YOUR ADDRESS
my stalker
3423 Maple Street how the fuck do you not know that man
dustin
ok like i know how to like get here obviously but ive never mapped it so idfk the exact NUMBERS and mike is useless as hell
dustin
i dont have to expmlain myself to you also get out of the bathroom dickwad
my stalker
Hang on one sec
el💜
Did you get my crunchwrap 🤸♀️🤸
will
waittttttttt if it isn’t too late can you get me a cheese quesadilla pretty pls dustin
will
pleaseee
will
ill venmo pleak
fucker
Will you dont have to pay for anything
fucker
Get whatever you want oksy? On me
will
wait mike you dont have to do that
fucker
I want to
will
aw ok :] thanks
el💜
Will please raise your standards above the literal taco bell dollar menu
Max
the bar is in the upside down
dustin
MIND YOU IM THE ONE PLACING THE ORDER?
fucker
Okay then use my card I don’t care
fucker
My wallet should be on the table
fucker
I think
fucker
Just get something for Will that doe snt have meat in it Okay
fucker
Like a cheese quesadilla or something
my stalker
OH MY GOD BRO
will
waifttt omfg a cheese quesadilla literally sounds so good rn
will
ur a mind reader
fucker
You’re the mind reader 😉 Sorcerer
will
lol mike im not reallyyyy a sorcerer
Max
OH MY GOD WILL STAND UP
el💜
The bar is in Dimension X
fucker
Oh come on. You totally know you are.
will
haha if you think so:)
fucker
I know so.
my stalker
Max
MIKE AND WILL DOWNSTAIRS NOW
will
omw sorry !!
dustin
im placing the order now you heathens LAST CALL
el💜
Will wants a beefy 5 layer burrito Dustin have you heard
dustin
mike im using your card
fucker
Okat that's fine just use the silver one not the green one.
dustin
TED CARD WE WON
Max
TED CARDDDDDDDD
my stalker
Wait if we’re using the Ted card add cinnamon twists to mine lol
Max, dustin and el💜 emphasized “Wait if we’re using the Ted card add cinnamon twists to mine lol”
el💜
Hold on why are we still texting if we’re all in the same house
fucker
Plot convenience?
will
in an alternate universe we’d be live-tweeting all of this
Max
yeah but it’s so much effort to make all those profiles and privs and stuff
dustin
bruh the lazy ass author didn’t even code this to look like a groupchat
will
literally it’s bleak in here 😭
dustin
like we couldn’t at least get a workskin or something for this?
my stalker
We’re really in the broke man’s smau rn
el💜
What’s a smau
Max
idk im drunk as hell
fucker
Is Will’s quesadilla here?
fucker
Dustin did you get him a cheese quesadilla he wanted one and also is it here yet Thanks man
dustin
HOLD THE FUCK ON
July 1
The Party
6:33 a.m.
dustin
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I feel like I got hit by a van
my stalker
Yet I’m literal the wordle master
my stalker
Behold:
my stalker
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Max
GOATED
Max
i dont think my brain can wordle rn
el💜
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el💜
Lucas can you drive me home
Max
yeah i gotta change before work lets get outta dodge
dustin
my mom is def gonna make me do yardwork today fuck
July 1
sixth wheels
7:02 a.m.
my stalker
So scoreboard?
steve harrington
Talk to me goose
Max
we just did our sad ass communal walk of shame out of the wheeler house rn and incidentally #they were nowhere to be found
dustin
i mean… yeah? they went to mikes room last night i was still up
my stalker
HUH
dustin
my good sir this is not news
dustin
they literally never sleep in the basement
dustin
unlike the rest of us goddamn peasants
el💜
What do you mean NEVER
Max
dustin you HAVE to know that’s point wike
dustin
ok calm down lmao that isn’t proof of anything
dustin
i asked one time and they were like well the couch isn't that comfortable (which true it’s not) and mike apparently can only fall asleep in his own bed and will doesn't like the basement so
dustin
genuinely i don’t see anything weird about that
my stalker
Nah that’s a point for wike easy
dustin
ok fine whole group socratic seminar: is it weird to sleep in the literal vicinity of your friend. go ahead and answer
my stalker
Nope you didn’t even phrase that objectively
Max
aren’t you a scientist dustin
dustin
YES a scientist in need of concrete, cold-hard, peer-reviewed evidence
my stalker
Well your research question was totally leading man
my stalker
Peer review this: Is it suspicious if two friends regularly sneak off from the rest of the friend group and then sneak off again once everyone else is passed out so they can sleep by themselves upstairs? Oh and according to Dustin they ALWAYS do this?
steve harrington
Yeah no that’s suspicious
nancy wheeler
Tempted to say suspicious but Mike has been clingy that way since he was a kid. I don’t think that’s anything.
dustin
see?
Max
nancy who’s side are you on
nancy wheeler
Journalistic integrity.
nancy wheeler
Let it be known Jonathan Byers declined to comment.
robin buckley
…
steve harrington
Any thoughts on the matter Rob
robin buckley
im CONTEMPLATING
el💜
Well I vote suspicious because this is the exact stuff me and Max pulled when we started going out lol
Max
well not to mention the quesadilla of it all last night
dustin
max i have a splitting headache i can feel my heartbeat in my eyeballs don’t utter that word ever again
robin buckley
OKAY FINE
robin buckley
YOU WIN
robin buckley
WIKE WINS
robin buckley
WHATEVER
steve harrington
Well well well look who wised up after all
dustin
THAT’S what sold you robin?
robin buckley
honestly ive been sold for a while it is just immensely difficult to admit when im wrong
robin buckley
can i get my money back perchance or switch sides
robin buckley
is that a no
July 1
The Party
7:36 a.m.
will
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fucker
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my stalker
Heyyy I win 😎
fucker
Also: I have Max’s keys, Lucas’s jacket, El’s charger, and Dustin’s entire overnight bag. Come pick up your shit.
dustin
well good morning to you too sunshine
fucker
Come get your stuff.
will
he’s hungover and cranky
Max
well we have work in less than 30 minutes so pull it together sailor
fucker
I switched shifts. Have fun.
Max
YOU SWITCHED?
Max
WITH WHO
fucker
…Cory.
Max
NO YOU DIDNT
Max
YOU WILL BEGIN TO COUGH IN SEVEN DAYS MIKE ARE YOU JOKING
fucker
I'm sorry lol
Max
NO YOURE NOT
Max
FUCK YOU
will
guys pls
my stalker
Max
CORY SUCKS YOU LITERALLY KNOW HE SUCKS AND YOU SWITCHED WITH HIM ANYWAY
fucker
DUDE he was the only one picking up shifts and I was NOT going to that hellhole today
Max
YOU'RE ABANDONING ME ASSHOLE
Max
I HATE CORY YOU DID THIS ON PURPOSE
fucker
I’m sure you’ll survive.
Max
I AM GOING TO KILL YOU
dustin
Attachment: 1 Instagram Reel
ok this is genuinely hilarious 😂
Max
Dustin now is NOT the time for your damn REELS
July 18
The Party
7:10 a.m.
el💜
Bye guys!!! see you in a week!!
Max
PLEASE PLEASE DONT DO THIS
Max
PLEASE DONT DO THIS
will
honestly we might not even make it to montauk with mom’s driving
el💜
😳
will
i think we’re gonna die in this car
dustin
why didnt you guys fly lol
will
?? we’re poor
el💜
I am on the nationwide no fly list
will
that too
Max
aw that’s so cute babe
el💜
😇
will
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el💜
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Max
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Max
THIS GAME IS BULLSHIT
dustin
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fucker
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July 18
Separate Thread
fucker, Max
8:03 a.m.
fucker
Here.
Max
woah almost on time today
Max
coming
July 18
sixth wheels
1:55 p.m.
Max
byhops haven’t even been on vacation one day and me and mike are genuinely both on the brink
Max
ok he just told a customer to kys
robin buckley
been there
steve harrington emphasized “been there”
July 18
The Party
3:44 p.m.
will
Attachment: 1 image
will
she’s looking for shELls
Max
CUTE :(((( have fun guys
fucker
Max just slammed her forehead full force against the counter
Max
fuck you
dustin
mytilus edulis!
Max
are you casting spells
dustin
it’s a blue mussel shell!! in the pic
Max
oh
Max
how do you just know these things
dustin
the marine biology fixation stemmed from the titanic hyperfixation that overtook me in middle school
my stalker
Whoa looks so nice out send more pics
my stalker
Enjoy some beach for us poor souls back in Hawkins
fucker emphasized “Whoa looks so nice out send more pics”
fucker emphasized “Whoa looks so nice out send more pics”
fucker emphasized “Whoa looks so nice out send more pics”
my stalker
Mike
fucker
Yes?
fucker emphasized “Whoa looks so nice out send more pics”
fucker emphasized “Whoa looks so nice out send more pics”
my stalker
Nothing
will
Attachment: 4 images
will
these seagulls are crazy
Max
wow i miss the ocean
fucker
Will you aren’t in any of these
fucker
Why aren’t you in any of these pictures
will
that’s bc i took them?
fucker
Someone send a picture with Will in it
July 18
sixth wheels
3:59 p.m.
my stalker
This is greed they spoke of in the bible
Max
ik we exaggerate but i think mike is actually unwell
Max
dude has been staring at the same quart of uss butterscotch for 10 minutes
July 18
The Party
4:10 p.m.
el💜
Sniped!!!!
el💜
Attachment: 1 image
Max
aw hi will
my stalker
Ay my boy getting tan
dustin
mercenaria mercenaria northern quahog
will
what did you just call me
dustin
it’s the shell in the picture will the wise
dustin
can you bring a bunch of those back for me actually
will
lol yes ofc
fucker
Nice pic :) Have fun.
July 18
sixth wheels
3:59 p.m.
my stalker
Okay mr. nonchalant over here
dustin
i think he's just being normal and you guys have lost it
Max
ok well im literally with him rn and he just set that pic as his phone background and is staring at it longingly like a soldier at war would with a locket
el💜
Jesus
my stalker
We cannot go on living this way
Max
in all honesty im about to do the same this scoops ahoy shit is not for the faint of heart
July 20
Separate thread
Max, el💜
9:32 p.m.
Max
how’s the beach treating my girl
el💜
So good!! Miss you 😓 Jonathan took some more pics on the beach today
el💜
Attachment: 6 images
Max
OH MY GOD
Max
OHHG MY GOD
Max
BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK GDODAMN
Max
HELLO
el💜
Haha
el💜
Did you see how sunburnt Will got
Max
im not looking at bill byers or whoever the fuck rn
Max
holy fucking shit you’re so gorgeous
Max
i have GOT to die
Max
I MISS MY WIFE
el💜
I know :( Can’t believe it’s only been two days
el💜
I miss you so much babe
Max
how's the trip tell me everything
Max
how’s the fam? tell them i said hi
el💜
Dinner was fun!! Hop tried to grill it was not good lol. Him and Joyce are already asleep on their old people bedtime. Now I’m in my room watching the phupload
Max
ooh good one?
el💜
yeah phil nearly died
Max
naturally
Max
soooooooo when you’re done with your pasty british men wanna facetime? or do you love them more than me
el💜
Ofc!! Gimme five minutes. And it’s close… but I definitely love you more
Max
sweet call whenever no rush love
Max
is will around?
el💜
No he’s on the porch
Max
doing what
el💜
On the phone with #him 😵💫
Max
OH HELL NO
Max
DROP ME
el💜
Literally like it's been almost 2 hours
Max
did he really still not tell you anything
el💜
Nope
Max
wow there’s a lot on the line here we’re almost through July
el💜
He acts so confused when I ask it’s so annoying
Max
what did you ask?
el💜
I said “so why do you keep sneaking out you know I can hear when youre leaving and stuff” and will just sort of ignored me and then said “um well the cabin is rlly old and super haunted so that’s probably it” and I was like “ok whatever” and gave up
Max
LMAO i guess bro
Incoming FaceTime call from: el💜
FaceTime call ended. Duration: 5 hours, 44 minutes
July 21
Separate thread
el💜, Max
3:10 a.m.
Max
you’re my favorite person in the whole world jane hopper
el💜
You’re my favorite person in the whole world max mayfield
Max
goodnight my love
el💜
Night ☺️
July 21
The Party
3:18 a.m.
fucker
Can't fall asleep when you're not here :(
fucker
I miss you so fucking much baby
my stalker
Max
HELLO
Max
SIR THIS IS A WENDYS
my stalker
Chat clip that
fucker unsent two messages.
my stalker
Max
excuse me
Max
mike.
Max
mike.
Max
MICHAEL WHEELER.
fucker
What?
Max
I SAW THAT
fucker
Saw what?
Max
you know DAMN well
fucker
I really don’t.
dustin
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😂😂😂 amazing
fucker
Haha
Max
OH HERE HE COMES WITH A DAMN REEL
my stalker
Bro ENOUGH with the reels there is a bigger issue at hand here
July 21
Separate thread
fucker, Max
3:20 a.m.
Max
YOU
Max
your greedy ass you make me sick
fucker
Max
DONT DEFLECT WHAT WAS THAT TEXT
fucker
Shouldn’t you go to sleep? We’re opening tomorrow and you’re gonna be in a bad mood all shift
Max
you’re literally awake
Max
and you’re always in a bad mood so don’t even
Max
what on earth was THAT
fucker
What was what?
Max
IN THE PARTY GC?
Max
fucker
You are plagued by visions of ancient trickery, Zoomer…
Max
OH HELL NO that dnd shit does NOT work on me
Max
what was all that about
fucker
I’ll pick you up tomorrow at 8.
Max
dude just tell me
fucker
I’ll bring coffee
Max
wait fr
fucker
Yeah, and then we can drop the whole text that doesn’t exist thing.
Max
oh so we’ve resorted to BRIBERY now
fucker
I’m just being nice. What’s your order?
Max
large iced americano no creamer no sugars 2 caramels
fucker
👍
Max
thanks omg
fucker
Yep
Max
if i play you back in 8 ball will you tell me what that text was about
fucker
No
Max
Max
what if i win
fucker
I’ll consider it. I'm reasonable.
fucker
Max
fucker
Max
fucker
Max
HOW
fucker
Ha
Max
BOOOOO REMATCH
fucker
No I’m tired. See you at 8
Max
actually 8?
fucker
Ish. In the vicinity of 8
Max
and hey you know im just teasing right?
Max
like i don’t ever want to like actually make you feel bad
fucker
Yes I’m aware of how our friendship works
Max
ok good
Max
bc it was a nice text if not entirely disgusting to me
Max
im just like extremely curious who it was for
Max
so you should tell me
Max
bc i wasn't born yesterday
fucker
I have literally no idea what you mean.
Max
you're genuinely impossible
Max
but ok
Max
gn i am very excited for my free coffee tomorrow
fucker
Lol. Goodnight
July 21
Separate thread
fucker, Max
7:58 a.m.
fucker
They’re out of caramel. What do you want
fucker
Max
fucker
Max
fucker
Max there's a line.
fucker
Okay I'm just gonna have them make something so if you don't like it that's on you.
Max
sorry just woke up
Max
what did you get instead
fucker
Some iced bullshit
Max
wow thanks man
July 21
Separate thread
fucker, Max
8:12 a.m.
fucker
Here.
Max
one sec don’t honk
Max
I SAID DONT HONK ASSHOLE YOURE GONNA WAKE UP THE WHOLE PARK
fucker
Hurry up.
Max
dude you sound so menacing when you text with the damn periods all the time
Max
STOP HONKING
July 25
Separate thread
Max, el💜
4:57 p.m.
el💜
See you tomorrow!!! Had so much fun but longest week ever
Max
YESSSSSSSSSSSS
Max
so pumped :)
el💜
I got you a lobster keychain
Max
oh?
el💜
It reminded me of you
Max
i am truly flattered
July 25
The Party
5:32 p.m.
dustin
when do ye weary travelers lay rest in hawkins tomorrow night
will
late probs like 10 or 11?
Max
please speed
will
but if moms driving earlier
my stalker
Sweeeet we missed you guys
my stalker
Monday lake?
will
im burnt lol but sure
el💜
Yes !!
July 26
sixth wheels
6:10 p.m.
steve harrington
Ran into Mike at Melvalds just now
robin buckley
thank you for sharing with the class
steve harrington
Slid bro a couple pointers, was nbd 😎
Max
oh so wike’s about to be bones gotcha
nancy wheeler
Please don’t give him any “advice.”
robin buckley
oh my god tell me you didn’t
steve harrington
Robin why do only you get to do the mentor thing let me have this
my stalker
Wtf did you say
steve harrington
Well ok so I ran into him at the florist
nancy wheeler
Oh Mike.
steve harrington
I said “hey nice move that's a classic” and he looked at me confused af which was like bullshit lowkey because we were both there for the whole apocalypse thing like I thought we went way back but anyway
steve harrington
He said “uh I guess” and I said "are you apologizing for something" and he said "I really really hope not" and so I said “now listen you want to be sure to get the ones with the plastic shit in it like the little signs” and Mike said “are you sure” and I said “yes bro positive”
my stalker
Literally no one likes the flowers with the plastic shit in it Steve
nancy wheeler
No, they do not.
steve harrington
And THEN I told him if he wanted to go big he could do one of those potted plants you know the ones with the foil around the bottom those things
Max
WHAT WAS WRONG WITH THE FLOWERS
robin buckley
…you told him to buy will a plant? why???
steve harrington
It’s baller
steve harrington
Those plants are randomly like 40 bucks
steve harrington
And it says so much more than sunflowers
my stalker
Oh my god dude why’d you have him put the sunflowers back
el💜
Will is going to kill that plant immediately he couldn’t even keep a succulent for more than a week
steve harrington
Anyway I was super lowkey about the whole thing and slyly mentioned that he should drop the hat at work because it’ll fuck up your hair and he bought into that I think
robin buckley
right because famously your track record at scoops was something to behold
dustin
steve WHY do you even care if they get together or not
Max
he’s genuinely just here for love of the game
my stalker
Will coming back from montauk to a fucking potted plant
dustin
the plant in question might not even be for will if im gonna be an educated skeptic here
my stalker
Dude youre so stubborn the evidence is staring you right in the face
steve harrington
Why else would you be buying someone such a nice plant 🤔🤔🤔
Max
HE DIDNT EVEN WANT TO BUY THE PLANT
Max
THE SUNFLOWERS WOULDVE BEEN GOOD
steve harrington
Wait he’s in the checkout line and the sunflowers are back in play
steve harrington
As is the plant
July 27
The Party
7:24 a.m.
will
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fucker
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Max
REDEMPTION
my stalker
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July 27
sixth wheels
9:12 a.m.
el💜
There is a very ugly potted plant in our kitchen right now
steve harrington
Hey come on
el💜
The sunflowers are nice though
my stalker
They are playing in our faces at this point
el💜
Wait I just asked where those came from and Will said Mike did I just win
Max
DOES THAT COUNT
el💜
I WIN??? I WIN??? DID I JUST FUCKING WIN?
steve harrington
my stalker
The play is currently under review
el💜
NEVER MIND
Max
??
el💜
Will started giving me the whole we're best friends monologue thing again and I mostly tuned it out
Max
oh that's a certifiedclassic
dustin
THE PLAY IS NO GOOD
my stalker
DUDE I NEED THIS TO BE OVER COME ON
robin buckley
wike nation took a hit today but we will rebuild
July 27
sixth wheels
4:55 p.m.
my stalker
Man what the hell was all that
robin buckley
was what?
Max
so we just got back from a harrowing afternoon at the lake
Max
why were #they surgically attached to each other it was literally one week
dustin
i know youre not talking rn MAX
el💜
It’s cute when we do it when they do it it’s concerning
Max
if they aren’t dating at this point will must be in the literal torture chamber rn and that worries me
my stalker
Literally what else would it be though?
Max
idk maybe like an overcomplicated game or list or ‘practice’ of sorts the summer before college
Max
you know the type
dustin
it was just chicken fight you guys calm down
my stalker
Yeah chicken fight where when Will got on my shoulders the Big M looked like he was actually about to kill himself
dustin
mike always looks like that and you know it
nancy wheeler
It’s true.
my stalker
Not to even mention
my stalker
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Anyone else notice the scratches on Mike's back because I'm sincerely haunted for life now. What the hell are they getting up to
Max
our fault for having eyes
nancy wheeler
I take it I shouldn't unblur that.
robin buckley
i wouldn't
dustin
oh my god again with this maybe he got into a fight with a raccoon or something IDK GUYS
steve harrington
See?? A nice plant literally works
Max
are you trying to say buying a plant gets you laid
steve harrington
Okay clearly it does
robin buckley
ENOUGH WITH THE PLANT
steve harrington
GO BUY VICKIE A PLANT AND GET BACK TO ME ROB
my stalker
Give it one more week and I’ll win I can literally taste victory
dustin
im obviously winning
el💜
Even you don’t believe that Dustin
July 30
when your circle small but yall legally died
5:24 p.m.
will
mom wants to know if you guys are coming back for dinner
will
she said "do i need to set a place for sweet max" lol
Max
AW
el💜
"Set a place" and we literally ate off of paper towels last night
Max
yes we're at mine rn but i wanna come over
will
okayyyy yay
will
im so bored can i third wheel pls
el💜
I know You're not talking about third wheeling Will
will
?
Max
you dont have plans tn?
will
lol no
will
if just you guys wanna hang that's cool too!!
el💜
nono let's watch a movie or something me and max will be back in like 30 mins
will
ok mom's making the good frozen pizza i'll tell her to hold on a sec
July 30
Separate Thread
fucker, Max
7:33 p.m.
fucker
What are you doing?
Max
well hello to you as well
fucker
I know you're at the cabin
fucker
Is Will there?
Max
dude get off my location
Max
yeah me el and him are watching a movie
Max
why
fucker
Does he seem mad?
fucker
Don't tell him I asked
Max
no?
fucker
What's he saying?
Max
he's saying nothing because we're watching a movie. are you done now
Max
text him yourself you freak
fucker
I did. He hasn't answered me. Is he mad?
Max
oh god did you guys have a fight
fucker
I don't think so. I don't know actually.
Max
it's a yes or no question how do you "not know"
Max
king of communication
Max
if it makes you feel better will's phone is dead and he just said he's too lazy to get up for the charger
Max
so you can unclench
fucker
Are you sure?
Max
positive
fucker
Okay.
fucker
So what's he wearing lol
Max
I'M NOT DOING THIS WITH YOU
Max has notifications silenced.
July 27
sixth wheels
7:35 p.m.
Max
i sense trouble in paradise for wike
my stalker
Such as?
Max
i'm not sure actually but i'm with will rn and he seems perfectly fine and mike is lowkey crashing out
my stalker
I'm with Mike rn and he won't get off his phone or tell me what's wrong
my stalker
Okay he just asked if we could stop by the florist I fear he wants to get another plant
Max
DON'T LET HIM GET A PLANT
my stalker
He's throwing a bunch of shit in his cart rn
my stalker
But I think it's on the Ted card so me and Dustin are lowkey profiting
dustin
i just put $30 worth of candy in there and he didn't even blink
my stalker
Fuck he just bought a Plant
Max
oh god they are fighting
July 30
Separate Thread
will, Max
10:12 p.m.
Max
hey have you gone to sleep yet
will
no im awake, what's up?
Max
ok not trying to pry or anything but
Max
are you and mike like... good?
will
...how so
Max
like are you fighting
will
ohhh haha
will
no
Max
are you sure? i'll literally beat his ass if he did something
will
no we're not fighting i promise
will
where are you getting that
Max
he asked me if you were mad at him
will
oh what
will
i'm not? that's weird
Max
ok good
Max
and will
will
yes
Max
i didn't wanna ask in the living room like in front of everybody but like
Max
you're good right? like this summer? you're happy?
will
yeah i'm really happy actually
Max is typing...
Max is typing...
Max is typing...
Max is typing...
Max
okay good
Max
that makes me happy
Max
just take care of yourself ok?
will
🫡 🫡🫡 I will if you do
will
love you <3
Max
love you too
Max
and also please text mike back bc i fear he's maxing out ted's credit card rn
will
wait yay
Max
YAY?
July 31
sixth wheels
12:28 a.m.
nancy wheeler
This plant is hideous.
my stalker
I LITERALLY TOLD HIM IT WAS AND HE BOUGHT IT ANYWAY
dustin
mike said that plant was for his mom bro
nancy wheeler
Well, it's in the Byers' kitchen. Also - Mike doesn't even do the dishes at home. He's not buying our parents anything.
el💜
a second uglier potted plant has entered the byhop villa
robin buckley
nance what's a nice girl like you doing over there
robin buckley
are you hanging with jonathan
Max
fork found in kitchen
my stalker
Are you guys back together?
nancy wheeler left the groupchat.
steve harrington
LMAO
robin buckley
annnnnnnd another one bites the dust
July 31
Separate Thread
fucker, Max
1:10 a.m.
Max
well well well. here we are again
fucker
What?
Max
do you ever go back to your own damn house im genuinely curious
fucker
I’m at home. You don’t even have my location
Max
I’M LITERALLY AT THE BYHOPS YOU KNOW THIS
fucker
Congratulations.
fucker
I'm at my house. I will literally send proof
Max
I CAN HEAR YOU TALKING??
fucker is typing...
fucker is typing...
fucker is typing...
fucker
Okay yeah I know.
Max
so i take it you guys aren't fighting then
Max
did you panic buy a bunch of bullshit anyway
fucker
I picked some stuff up for him, yeah. Does that matter? Why are you grilling me?
Max
I'M NOT GRILLING YOU
Max
wait
Max
i just ran into nancy in the hallway when i went to get water
Max
were you aware of this
fucker
Oh wow.
fucker
I didn't know that was happening.
fucker
But at the same time, I planned this
fucker
I'm pretty sure she and Jonathan got back together tbh
Max
yeah you really cracked the case on that one michael
Max
dude this plant is butt ugly too why did you buy will a fern
fucker
Because I thought he was mad at me
Max
so a fern was the best possible option
fucker
Stop grilling me.
Max
honestly we should just start carpooling to work from here and maybe we’d have a 1% chance at actually being on time
Max
no?
Max
alright whatever
July 31
Separate Thread
fucker, Max
2:13 a.m.
Max
I am going to fucking kill you and then myself
July 31
sixth wheels
2:13 a.m.
Max
since both nancy and jon are gone can i say that the walls in this cabin are way too thin
my stalker
STOP
Max
EL IS ASLEEP AND I HEARD....... SOMETHING
Max
Max
@FBI @MAYORLARRYKLINE @ARGYLE @THEMINDFLAYER @SHAWNLEVY DO SOMETHING
steve harrington
THE POWER OF THE PLANT I'M TELLING YOU GUYS
robin buckley
ENOUGH
July 31
Separate Thread
fucker, Max
2:48 a.m.
fucker
What do you mean?
Max
DIE DIE DIE DIE
Max
PAY MY THERAPY BILLS
fucker
Hahaha
July 31
The Party
7:32 a.m.
will
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MY STREAKKK
my stalker
Karate Kid it is
July 31
Separate Thread
fucker, Max
7:58 a.m.
fucker
Am I picking you up from the cabin our your mom's place?
Max
can we not pretend like you weren't just here 20 minutes ago i heard your ass go out the window and drive away you aren't slick at all
fucker
What's your point?
Max
fine pick me up from the cabin
Max
wait do you have an extra hat
Max
i forgot mine and i don't wanna get written up again for uniform
fucker
Yeah lol there's one in the back I think
fucker
Here.
Max
are you insane
Max
go to the side yard
Max
they don't know i spent the night here im still trying to dodge the hopper shovel talk
fucker
Fair enough.
fucker
If it makes you feel any better, I set that bar pretty low
fucker
So you should be good
Max
true lmao
fucker
Ok hurry up.
Max
hang on im getting the window open
fucker
Wow that was graceful
July 31
The Party
1:43 p.m.
my stalker
Here
will
putting shoes on srry one min
my stalker
Take your time 😊
Max
wow what the fuck
Max
i thought we banned you guys from hanging out when me and mike are in ice cream jail
fucker emphasized “i thought we banned you guys from hanging out when me and mike are in ice cream jail”
el💜
Sorryyyy :(
Max
you are forgiven
my stalker
Do our very brave blue collar workers want lunch
fucker
From where
Max
omg yes please
July 31
The Party
2:02 p.m.
dustin
lunch secured, on our way
fucker
Wait hold on
fucker
The line is out the goddamn door all of a sudden
fucker
Max hurry they're flooding in we're firing 47 USS Butterscotch all day
Max
GUYS I CANT DO THIS
will
oh no :((
fucker
I'm going to fucking kill Cory he didn't restock butter pecan and yet he lied off his ass and said he did
fucker
Max did you find it yet
fucker
Max
fucker
This old man is getting pissed
dustin
you guys genuinely talk about scoops ahoy like it's the fucking bear
el💜 and my stalker laughed at "you guys genuinely talk about scoops ahoy like it's the fucking bear"
Max
I NEED HANDS
Max
I NEED FUCKING HANDS
fucker
I gave him vanilla but come back out here I'm sweating
fucker
Did Cory seriously just fucking leave
fucker
Max he left me up here
Max
KILL THAT BOY
my stalker
You guys rn
Max
THIS IS NO LAUGHING MATTER
Max
mike i just dropped the entire carton on my foot and it exploded everywhere all over the freezer
fucker
GET OUT OF THE WALK IN
Max
GIVE ME TWO FUCKING SECONDS
Max
86 butter pecan 86 my foot
el💜
Let's just light the store on fire
July 31
The Party
3:12 p.m.
will
hang in there guys !!
fucker
Thanks for the food :) Seeing you made my day.
Max
your fake ass
my stalker
Okay so I literally bought it
fucker
Oh yeah thanks to you too dude
my stalker
Yeah yeah
my stalker
Sooooo still my movie pick tn... 8:30??
el💜
Yeah where?
dustin
mike's house
fucker
Okay, sure. Just go ahead and decide for me then.
dustin
oh don't worry i just did
fucker
I'll be home at like 8:45ish it's gonna take forever to close
dustin
that's fine we'll just let ourselves in
fucker
Dude come on
dustin
oh what
dustin
i'll catch up with teddy
fucker
Please don't.
fucker
At least send Will in first if you're going to be breaking and entering.
my stalker
Yeah we will lol
dustin
man how the hell are you the ted favorite
will
my natural charm
fucker
It's true.
el💜
Okay yay see you guys later!! Have a good rest of your shift my love 💕💕 Mike have the shift you deserve
Max
BABE PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME HERE
Max
I HATE IT HERE😭
fucker
Max you're not being deployed to war come back inside.
fucker
Max the dishwasher just started leaking and is dumping brown water everywhere
fucker
There is sewage all over the floor.
Max
August 1
sixth wheels
12:01 a.m.
dustin
july's over.... let's peep that scoreboard lady jane
el💜
NOOOOO I WAS SO CLOSE
el💜
I THOUGHT I HAD IT IN THE BAG TONIGHT
my stalker
Whatever I'm locking in. They gotta say something soon right
Max
this money is burning a hole in my venmo balance
dustin
what are you people SEEING
Max
idk personally i thought the fucking LAP SITTING was a little on the nose
my stalker
Right yeah the so called Best Friends lap sitting we're all so familiar with
dustin
guys that's just how they are
my stalker
Then get over here and sit on my lap dusty bun
dustin
word? i'm omw
Max
yeah you wish dustin
Max
wait what thehell
August 3
The Party
7:19 a.m.
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August 3
sixth wheels
7:48 a.m.
dustin
nah they fucking
Max
the WORDLE is what sold you????
my stalker
Dude
dustin
sorry that's objective evidence
dustin
look i was wrong okay
el💜
OOOOOOOO I WAS WRONGGGGGG~~~
Max
I WAS WRONGGGGGG😫😫😫
my stalker
AHAHAHAH
dustin
CAN WE GO MORE THAN 2 SECONDS WITHOUT REFERENCING THAT VIDEO OF ME SINGING I WAS LITERALLY LIKE 10
steve harrington
Oh my god please send me that
August 3
The Party
8:02 a.m.
dustin
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Max
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my stalker
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el💜
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el💜
LET'S GO
my stalker
NO WAY
Max
will
my immediate thought was that it was finally your starter word
el💜
MOVIE PICK IS MINE
el💜
Hope you guys are good with terrible influence again
dustin
bruh
Max
complain and you'll develop a cough in 10 days
fucker
Why does Dustin get more time than I did??
fucker
Also Max I'm here.
Max
yeah i heard the honk you fuck don't even worry
August 3
The Party
11:12 a.m.
will
okayyy official move in date is aug 14
fucker
That's so exciting Will :)
fucker
my stalker
Yeah I got August 12 for early admit
dustin
shit i'm moving out aug 9
el💜
I'm out august 14 </3
Max
fuck my life
Max
Max
can we PLEASE do something fun
will
wait yes lets do something fun for the end of summer all of us together
will
pleaseeeeeeee
dustin
hold on im working my magic rn
dustin
fucker
Genuinely please.
Max
my stalker
🕯🕯🕯🕯PLEASEEEEEEE 🕯🕯🕯🕯
will
oh my god please i need this
August 3
The Party
11:56 a.m.
dustin
i bestow upon thee, my beloved party:
dustin
no need to thank me
dustin
will
WAIT yayyayay ty steve (and dustin) <3 <3
Max
ME AND ALL MY FANS JUST WON A MILLION
fucker
Why is Lucas in charge
my stalker
You know damn well why I'm in charge Mike
el💜
Thank you Dustin!!!
August 6
The Party
8:23 p.m.
dustin
alright alright listen up
dustin
this beast of a house has like five bedrooms and tons of couches and shit but im guessing el and max are gonna want to room?
Max
you guessed correctly sir
fucker
I am also willing to share a room if needed
will
same :)
my stalker
Jesus Christ you guys
fucker
What Lucas
dustin
addy is 34023 Lakeview Ridge Court
dustin
it's like a 2 hour drive, i'm not doing that, nor am i paying for gas respectfully
fucker
I can drive people.
my stalker
Same^^ Thanks Dustin
dustin
head out around 10 on friday morning?
Max
shit mike we have work
fucker
I will burn that goddamn ice cream parlor to the ground
Max
with cory locked inside
fucker
Obviously we would leave Cory in there.
Max
since he already thinks hes the fucking manager
fucker
Literally.
my stalker
I can take first group up around 10 and you guys can meet up later? Who wants to go in my car besides Dustin
August 6
Separate Thread
el💜, Max
8:23 p.m.
el💜
Would you rather we drove together?
Max
it's okay love i want you to go have fun :) i know you'd wanna go up with will
el💜
Kk we can both drive back with Lucas then
August 6
The Party
8:26 p.m.
el💜
I'll go with you guys! Can I pick music
my stalker
Please do. No one wants metal at 10 am
dustin
ALRIGHT
fucker
Okay I'll take Will and Max after work.
August 6
Separate Thread
el💜, Max
8:32 p.m.
Max
ok so
Max
actually how did i not see that coming
el💜
Of COURSE
el💜
Should I switch back or is that weird
el💜
I can switch back
el💜
I'll switch back
el💜
That's terrifying I don't want you in that situation
Max
nono it's ok im so brave
August 7
The Party
12:44 p.m.
dustin
going on grocery run speak now or forever hold your peace
Max
can you get those koolaid twisty thingys. the red ones. you know the kind
dustin
are you actually five years old
will
wait peak
el💜
Mind you they were already in the cart
my stalker
Got sandwich stuff, got some candy, got some fireworks
my stalker
An extremely overpriced inflatable flamingo
my stalker
What more could one need
dustin
OOOOHHHH GUESS WHO DIDNT GET CARDED
August 7
The Party
8:10 p.m.
will started sharing ETA: 10:22 p.m.
dustin
ayyy see you soon my party people
my stalker
Don't speed
fucker
I won't
fucker
Precious cargo
Max
who me?
fucker
You know damn well I wasn't talking about you
Max
Max
who? little ol me?
el💜
𝓖𝓮𝓽 𝓜𝓪𝔁 𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮 𝓼𝓪𝓯𝓮𝓵𝔂 𝓸𝓻 𝓘 𝔀𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓼𝓮𝓷𝓭 𝓼𝔀𝓪𝓻𝓶𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓾𝓼𝓽𝓼 𝓽𝓸 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓼𝓮
fucker
Okay Max too I meant
Max
yeah thanks man
August 7
sixth wheels
8:18 p.m.
Max
personally I find that the elephant really ties this whole car together
my stalker
Oh god what
steve harrington
Tell them to please respect the lakehouse man
Max
well. car almost went off the highway bc mister seventy-three on his driver's license exam has googly eyes
Max
i said "so are we just not gonna discuss this or what" and then will put on this long ass british horror podcast which i think was the nicest possible will-way of telling me to stfu
Max
wait im so up
Max
my sour worms and dr pepper were free bc mike was already paying for will's shit at the gas station
August 7
sixth wheels
9:29 p.m.
Max
ok i just arose from my post scoops backseat slumber
Max
really hate to admit it like it genuinely pains my soul to admit this
robin buckley
what
dustin
did you guys crash
Max
no worse
Max
they're being sorta cute
Max
will is sleeping in the front seat and mike is holding onto his knee
el💜
Awh that's sweet
steve harrington
W Mike 💪 Classy move
dustin
alright don't ruin it now
Max
well i was gonna pretend to keep sleeping bc i felt kinda awk
Max
but mike def just saw me we made eye contact in the mirror
Max
ok he didn't move
Max
apparently mike dgaf
robin buckley
that makes me happy. warms my ice cold heart
my stalker
Holy shit I'm actually about to win the bet
August 7
The Party
10:19 p.m.
Max
hey so why does steve's family have a murderous lakehouse in the middle of nowhere
fucker
Dustin this address took us to a complete dead end. And this drop off is creepy and ominous.
dustin
oh wait the maps cuts off once you're way out here
dustin
it'll just start looping you all around
Max
ohhh ok for a second there i thought mike finally snapped
dustin
one second let me check find my friends
dustin
ok yeah you needed to turn left at the giant billboard for that lawyer that says "INJURED??? GOOD"
dustin
you missed that turn
Max
we're in rural indiana you're gonna have to be more specific with the better call saul ass lawyer billboards
my stalker
It's the one with the dude in the zebra suit
fucker
That actually helps a lot. Thanks
fucker
Here... I think
will
holy shit this house is unreal
August 8
sixth wheels
11:39 a.m.
my stalker
Hey Steve what's the code to the pool shed thingy
steve harrington
Just press the pound symbol a bunch of times and it'll open
robin buckley
wow what a secure fortress that harrington household is
steve harrington
How goes it? Fun?
my stalker
Yeah it's awesome man! Dustin drowned
steve harrington
Don't joke
August 8
sixth wheels
3:44 p.m.
dustin
at this rate i'm just like
dustin
at a loss for words
el💜
At a loss for your 10 bucks from June more like
my stalker
Are they even trying to hide it like at what point do we call this
my stalker
Me when I cradle my homeboy's head in my lap and play with his hair
el💜
Me when I fall asleep on the bestie holding hands
Max
el we literally do that
dustin
me when i have a hickey the size of mount rushmore and when my traumatized friends point it out all i do is laugh
dustin
bro is GIDDY it's disgusting
Max
we all died and this is hell
my stalker
Guys I've been saying this they are playing in our faces
August 8
The Party
4:18 p.m.
Max
jfc i am so burnt
fucker
I'm burnt-er.
will
you guys
Max
dustin get out of the gd shower i need to just sit in there for three hours and reconcile with my life decisions
August 8
The Party
5:34 p.m.
my stalker
Din din in 10 👀 hot dogs almost ready
Max
THANK YOU
dustin
of course you say "din din"
el💜
I know for a fact he was clicking the tongs to "make sure they work"
will
do you need any help lucas? :)
my stalker
Hey man
my stalker
Like you know I love you
my stalker
But please don't get anywhere NEAR the grill
will
ok fair lol
will
but lmk if you need help
will
im making a salad rn :)
el💜
OH HELL NO
el💜
DO NOT
dustin
Max
WILL JUST MADE SOME BULLSHITTTTT
fucker
Complain and you will develop a cough in three hours.
will
might even make the mac n cheese. just watch how i do my own spin on it
my stalker
Someone stop him like actually
Max
please don't put a SPIN on anything
will
fucker
Looks so amazing baby
my stalker
Alright calm down
August 8
sixth wheels
6:30 p.m.
dustin
does this count as the last night of summer if i'm leaving tomorrow night
dustin
like speaking in regards to the bet
dustin
or is it still technically summer even though ill be at school
my stalker
Idk man, honestly it won't feel right when you're gone
my stalker
Like it's Hawkins, it's not the same without you
el💜
#Whatdatmean
Max
that sounds familiar but i can't put my finger on it
el💜
IF this is the last night of summer and they still don't tell us anything does Dustin win
Max
no because dustin bet no and he's clearly wrong
dustin
idk... sounds like a loophole to me
dustin
commissioner?
my stalker
Okay TECHNICALLY, the bet Max laid out was that if they didn't say anything by the end of summer, Dustin would win the timeline bet specifically, but he would lose the overall yes or no bet. Right?
el💜
Oh wow this is complicated
el💜
Hey do you guys ever think our friend group is too competitive
my stalker
No
dustin
no
Max
no
el💜
Okay good me neither
my stalker
Does Nancy still get paid out if she left the chat, or is her 50 bucks about to be mine?
dustin
yeah wait is that a forfeit
robin buckley
i may have to ethically forfeit as well
steve harrington emphasized "i may have to ethically forfeit as well"
Max
excuse me
dustin
steven. roberta. do you guys know something
robin buckley
okay so that is not even close to my name
dustin
do you guys know something
Max
bruh
steve harrington
...I might know something
robin buckley
STEVE
robin buckley
DISCRETION IS KEY DINGUS
dustin
you might know WHAT
dustin
you don't know.
dustin
you don't actually know.
dustin
STEVE GODDAMNIT YOU KNOW WHAT
steve harrington
Uhhh don't forget to put the pool vacuum in when you leave okay cool love you to death man
steve harrington
Later
steve harrington left the groupchat.
robin buckley left the groupchat.
Max
oh something is afoot
August 8
The Party
9:34 p.m.
dustin
fireworks in 10 get your asses down here if you want to light some stuff on fire
Max
SAVE THE SPARKLERS IM OMW
August 8
The Party
10:58 p.m.
el💜
Who is on aux
fucker
Me
Max
turn this bullshit off wheeler
el💜
Can you queue The Cranberries pleasd. Thanks
fucker
Yeah ofc
Max
...can you queue judas
fucker
...
fucker
Yeah
dustin
waittttt play enter sandman
Max
OH BROTHER
my stalker
EVeryone get in the pool
my stalker
Boooooo Get in the pool
Max
wait where'd the flamingo go
my stalker
She popped
dustin
😔 deflated
will
omg that lowkey reminds me of my fake body
will
#whoremembers
dustin
will Please.
my stalker
WHOREMEMBERS YOUR FUNERAL??
fucker
Will :(
will
sorryyy lmffaaooo
my stalker
GET IN THE POOOOL
will
one sec lowkey got lost
will
thid house has so many rooms
el💜
Bring the goldfish out PLEASE
dustin
why isn't enter sandman playing
dustin
WAIT NO QUEUE THUNDERSTRUCK
dustin
PLEASEEEEE
dustin
MICHAEL QUEUE IT
fucker
HERE DAMN
dustin
THANK YOU
Max
one of you has cigs who is it
Max
WHO
August 8
sixth wheels
11:10 p.m.
dustin
so like
dustin
what do you guys think they're doing up there
my stalker
I'm not drunk enough to think about that I will literally drown you in the hot tub rn
my stalker
Do Not
August 8
The Party
11:59 p.m.
Max
wait did we decide the summer rule or what like whats the timeline
fucker
What timeline
Max
oh jesus fuckinf christ
Max
hi hello mike
Max
jumpscare of the goddamn century
August 8
sixth wheels
11:59 p.m.
Max
DID WE DECIDE
my stalker
HOW am I about to lose at the literal buzzer oh my god dude
August 9
sixth wheels
12:00 a.m.
dustin
I WIN??? I WIN??? DID I JUST WIN????
el💜
IS SUMMER OVER DOES THAT FCOUNT
August 9
The Party
12:07 a.m.
dustin
who wants shots
el💜
ME
Max
or me.
my stalker
or me.
fucker
or me.
will
or me.
will
wait
August 9
The Party
3:57 a.m.
fucker
Who Is Awake.
will
meeeee :)) i miss you
fucker
Beautiful risings sorcerer.
fucker
Sorcerer I need to see you.
my stalker
What the actual hell I thought I put both your asses to bed like 30 minutes ago
fucker
Sorcererrrrrrrrrr
my stalker
GO BACK TO SLEEP
Max
wait hi im awake can we all hangvou
my stalker
You guys are scaring me how is everyone suddenly back and alive
Max
guys honestly like
Max
like
Max
like i just wanted to say reallt quickly
Max
like
fucker
Spit it out
Max
ohmy god mike kill yourself.
Max
wait can we hang out
fucker
Dude of course
Max
what room are you in
fucker
Will's
my stalker
HOW DID YOU GET THERE ALREADY
fucker
Max come hang out with me Okbay
Max
ok im omw
fucker
Max are you coming up here also Can you bring the goldfish Thanks
will
wait omg everyonr should hang out
Max
no honestly like that's what i was just about to say like t
Max
i love it when all six of us are together
Max
i just have so much fun with yiu guys
Max
it makes me so happy you know
fucker
No totally
Max
and i don't want all of us to get all like distant and weird when we go to college
Max
like id actually jump
Max
like no idea what id even do if we rwerent friends like that's so scary to think about
will
wait no we'll always be friends :(
will
max can you pleasd wake up el and come up here and mike says please bring the gold fish Thank youud
will
is dustin awake
my stalker
Lmao yeah he's up
will
bring him Up Here pleaseeee i want to see dustin
will
pleasee
fucker
Lucas come hangout
fucker
Everyone should just hang out all the time
fucker
Like all of us
Max
EXACTLY THATS WHAT IM SASYINGGGGG
el💜
im Awak
el💜
What is going On
Max
like i love you guys so much it isn't even funny anymore
fucker
What was that sound
my stalker
Dustin fell up the stairs
my stalker
We are trying to make our way to you guys but it's treacherous
will
Be Safe okau
Max
wait are the leftover hotdogs in the fridge
Max
THEY ARE
Max
WHO NEED
fucker
No don't bring those Will doesn't eat meat
fucker
Get the goldfish for Will he's hungry
fucker
Max
Max
I HAVE THE GOLDFISH CALM DOWN
dustin
bring the hotdogs up too they're lowkey so good cold omg
dustin
im fuckjng starving and lucas was trying to make me go to bed which is like bullshit
my stalker
IT'S FOUR AM
fucker
Honestly like I actuaklly love you guys so much and it s not even because im drunk like
dustin
same like it's so special what we have i seriously love you guys
dustin
im not even drunk eirthwer like i MEAN that shit
fucker
No exactly you get it man
will
love you guys so much like i can't believe i have you guys it's so lucky.
Max
ill start sobbing
my stalker
Haha I love you guys too
el💜
Love you guys so so so f much
will
you know like we're so lucky we all met each other
will
max can i have the goldfish actually Can you grab those pleak
el💜
Who wants to skip college and go to europe with me instead
Max
ME
Max
ME PLEASE GOD
my stalker
Can't believe Dustin is leaving tomorrow like that's fucking insane
dustin
ohhhhh my god don't even remind me
Max
wait we me and el found the harrington family wine cellarrr
Max
who wants wine el is picking the lock rn
my stalker
Max I fear I need to veto that
Max
ok next summer though we are tearing through that fancy ass wine
el💜
Next summer 😔😔😔 Wait I'm sad this one was so fun
fucker
Is this summer over now?
fucker
Like technically speaking
my stalker
I mean Dustin is headed for MIT tonight so yeah I guess as of midnight technically summer is over
will
WAIT SO I WIN?
will
HAH I WIN
fucker
I let you win :)
will
i know but let me have this ok
el💜
Won what
my stalker
Will you won what
will
mike pay me
dustin
im confused also will which room is yours
Max
no dustin won not will
Max
like technically i guess dustin DID win but we need to reference like the toriginal phrasing to decide
fucker
No Will won
dustin
i literally won
my stalker
Wait what the hell are you guys talking about
fucker
What are YOU guys talking about
Max
he asked you first
fucker
Okay fine
fucker
When we started dating we made a bet on whether or not one of you guys would say something before summer was over instead of telling you
fucker
Because we thought it would be funnier that way
fucker
And no one did so Will won
fucker
So... Ha?
will
payyyyy meeeeee :))
my stalker
PAUSE
Max
HUH
Max
MOTHERFUCKER
Max
STARTED DATING WHEN
fucker
Dude like in May
fucker
Honestly I slipped up like
fucker
Soooo many times
fucker
I thought you knew
Max
I DID KNOW
Max
I KNEW
fucker
You didn't know
my stalker
Holy fuck what
my stalker
Oh wow congratulations guys
my stalker
Or I guess congrats on the win Will??
my stalker
Respectfully though I knew it
will
mhm sure but you still didn't say anything so
dustin
BRUH
el💜
Omfg I knew it I literallt knew it
fucker
Okay so no one actually KNEW
fucker
Except for Jonathan
my stalker
JONATHAN KNEW?
will
yeah he knew the entire time
will
and nancy knew like almost right after
Max
oh okay so nancy was actually just scamming us
Max
is that not like insider trading or something
fucker
Oh and Steve knows
fucker
Randomly enough
dustin
WHAT
dustin
THAT FUCKING LIAR
dustin
WHEN DID YOU EVEN TALK TO HIM
fucker
I saw him at Melvalds lmao
will
wait when
fucker
He picked out that plant you loved so much baby
dustin
WHAT LIKE IN JULY
will
ohhhhg that plant is already dead mike im sorry
el💜
DID JUST LIKE EVERYONE KNOW
will
nononoooo just like mom and mikes mom and jon and nancy and steve adn holly
will
and hopper i think actually
will
lowkey probably ted i dont think he gaf
will
oh and i told robin like two weeks ago lollll
my stalker
BRO ARE YOU SERIOUS
will
wait guys please dont get mad
will
we wanted to tell you but hawkins summer is just so boring and we wanted to do a bet
will
and it was soooo funnt im sorry
Max
WE'RE NOT MAD WE'RE JUST SURPRISED
Max
WHY DID NONE OF THEM SAY ANYTHING
fucker
To uphold the sanctity of the bet
fucker
Max hang out with me
Max
in a second
Max
we are tearing up this wine cellar im afraid
dustin
DUDE OFF LIMITS STEVE SAID
dustin
ALSO SEND ME MY WINNINGS
my stalker
Whoa whoa whoa
my stalker
We never decided if you actually won or not Dustin
fucker
Explain
fucker
Also where is everyone
fucker
I thoiught everyone was coming up here
my stalker
We are dude dw we just have to keep texting for plot
will
what would dustin be winning im the one who won
Max
okay so
Max
...we also had a bet going
Max
THERE IT'S OUT THERE IM SORRY GUYS
will
AHAH
fucker
Yeah I figured as much.
el💜
Let it be known that Dustin bet on no
dustin
OK LIKE INITIALLY I BET ON NO
dustin
ROBIN ALSO BET ON NO IT WASNT JUST EME COME ON
will
dustin if you bet on no why on earth would you be winning
my stalker
I guess no one wins?
Max
ok well there's well over $100 in my venmo balance and idk what to do with it
fucker
Uh send it to me????
Max
NO
Max
IM NOT SENDING THIS TO YOU MR. TRUST FUND FUCK YOU
fucker
IT'S MY RELATIONSHIP
my stalker
Wait let's pay for a date or something
my stalker
Better them than Dustin winning on a technicality lmao
Max
FINE
Max
but im sending it to WILL
will
fucker
Woah is that us
will
allegedly
fucker
What the hell
my stalker
Guys come on we're all up here
el💜
Me and Max on our way upstairs bur we accidentally spilled like half the goldfish on the floor so dontget mad okay
will
omg would never be mad i love you come upstaird
Max
ON OUR WAY
Max
im bringinf the wine it looks expensive af and it tastes like grape soda
Max
sorry steve
August 9
The Party
9:18 a.m.
Max
something very disturbing about waking up smushed in a bed with 6 people
Max
theres a trillion rooms in this house and michael wheeler's bony ass elbow is in my face
my stalker
Let's get this show on the road. El wya
dustin
good morning everything hurts
el💜
On the patio
Max
reconnecting with nature i see
will
dustin my headphones are in my backpack if you want them :)
el💜
I need a baja blast freeze 2 cigarettes and a hashbrown
Max
wait el come back and cuddle
Max
i miss you and im so afraid of these people
will
i just think it would be rlly nice if we all just stopped talking for. alittle while
Max emphasized "i just think it would be rlly nice if we all just stopped talking for. alittle while"
Max
dustin holy fucking shit turn the volume on the reels DOWN
dustin
say it to my face why are you texting im RIGHT HERE
my stalker
STOP BLARING THE REELS AND STOP KICKING ME IN THE RIBCAGE
will
let's all play the quiet game for a bit
will
or go back to sleep :)))
will
oh my god
will
dustin im serious just take the fucking headphones
will
my skull is pounding and you've been looping the same video for fucking hours
dustin
SORRY DAMN
Max
im going back to sleep fuck this
dustin
oh my god i have to be on a plane to boston in like 12 hours
Max
does #he always snore like that
will
yeah but it's cute :]
my stalker
The hell it is
el💜
Has anyone wordled yet
el💜
Wordle 1,774 5/6
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dustin
really thought the outcome of 5 people working on a wordle together would be more impressive
Max
will aint even conscious at best that was 3 and a half people
dustin
lucas steve said there's a diner 2 miles up can you please please please go get something
dustin
otherwise we're having goldfish crumbs and the rest of this wine for breakfast
dustin
i'll owe you my soul
my stalker
They do carryout?
dustin
god willing
my stalker
Alright text me orders I'll brb
Max
wait lucas let me come with
el💜
Do they have baja blasts
my stalker
I'd assume not but we can try
el💜
Hangon I'm coming too
dustin
gd i'll come too wtf youre not about to leave me alone with #them
August 9
The Party
9:27 a.m.
fucker
Wait can someone get me waffles
my stalker
Jesus he's alive
fucker
You can use the Ted card
will emphasized "Wait can someone get me waffles"
fucker
It's in the kitchen somewhere.
Max
TED CARD I PRAYED FOR TIMES LIKE THIS
dustin
fucker
Why the fuck do you just have that at the ready
August 9
The Party
9:22 p.m.
dustin
boarding 🫡 farewell my dear party
el💜
Fly safe dustin ily!!
will
first one out :((
my stalker
Yeah that one hurt
my stalker
See you at Thanksgiving bro. Have a blast
will
we love you so much and we're so so proud of you
fucker
Yeah yeah go hit the books
Max
bye dustin go find out if aliens are real and report back
Max
and don't make any cooler friends
dustin
it will be exponentially easy for me to make cooler friends, but never better ones
dustin
so do not fret
dustin
(i love you guys)
August 11
Separate thread
fucker, Max
8:09 a.m.
Max
holy shit can you move any slower we’re so late
Max
we’re gonna get fired
Max
on our last fucking day
Max
ARE YOU EVEN AWAKE
Max
HELLO
Max
I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO GO IN THERE
fucker
I'M AWAKE. Calm down.
Max
MOVE. YOUR. ASS.
fucker
Holy shit stop smacking the wall you're literally about to wake everyone up
fucker
And for the record, I AM MOVING
Max
oh my god we're going to get fired
fucker
Dude I cannot find that goddamn hat
fucker
Do you have an extra.
Max
why the fuck would i have an extra
Max
if you get written up for uniform on our literal last day who gives a shit
Max
convenient commute that we’re leaving from the same house am i right
fucker
Shut up
Max
says the one who initiated the hallway high five last night
fucker
You literally loved the hallway high five
Max
IT IS NOW 8:13 ASSHOLE
fucker
STOP SMACKING THE WALL
fucker
You woke Will up congratulations.
Max
HUSTLE
fucker
Is Mrs. Byers out there?
Max
yup
fucker
Hopper?
Max
yup
fucker
Shit
Max
what the hell was that crash
fucker
Window
fucker
Landed on my ass
Max
figures
Max
i’m bout to climb out myself
fucker
See you in the yard
Max
start the car