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The Children Are Our Future by author___chan
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
21 Sep 2023
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It wasn’t often – or ever, for that matter – that Nedzu found himself investigating an information laundering scheme within U.A.’s student body.
Just what were these kids up to?
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This is now my dumping ground for one-shots, drabbles, and short stories about, as one commenter put it, "overly competent crackiness" from Class 1-A.
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seeping through by ashenice
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
17 Jan 2022
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“I do sympathize with Ninth. I have a shellfish allergy too.” Yoichi confided.
“So do I actually.” Banjo said.
“Me too.”
“Me too.”
The last ones to add on were Nana and En, sounding as perplexed as all of them felt.
Everyone looked at Hikage.
“Oh I never had shellfish.”
“How.”
“Acquiring shellfish was not high on my list of priorities at the time.” Hikage said stiffly.
Banjo raised an eyebrow. “What was on your list of priorities then?”
“Strengthening One for All and not dying at the hands of All for One?”
“Oh right, I forgot about that.”
Hikage gave him an incredulous look. “How-”“Hey Nana.” Yoichi said conversationally. “Do you happen to know if Eighth has a shellfish allergy?”
(Quirks aren't the only thing One for All is stockpiling and passing down.)
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Everything I Want to Do is Illegal - a Self-Help Book by ADyingFlower
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
30 Dec 2021
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Izuku has game nights with the League of Villains, accepts that he's probably a villain, befriends a sleepy panda, has a bunch of Todorokis sleeping on his couch, terrifies everyone at U.A., denies having daddy issues, falls in love with a shotgun, infects the League with his shitty fashion sense, challenges Kacchan to a Just Dance competition, watches the disaster courtship of Dabi and Hawks, adopts a traumatized child, gets said child addicted to Among Us, and fists fights an entire army. In that order.
Or: Izuku is a villain. Kinda. A villain is defined by the use of their quirk, and he's quirkless. Besides, the worse thing he's done is erase Tomura's save files. And befriend the League of Villains. And accidentally kidnap the son of the number two Hero. Shouto likes it better on their couch anyway. Oh, and there's the whole 'traitor' thing too. Welp.
“I’m pulling you over because you were driving with three people on a motorcycle.”
Dabi shifts in his seat, Himiko and Izuku squished in front of him. And then it hits them. “Wait, three?”
They glance behind them.
“Oh fuck,” Izuku curses. “Tomuchan fell off!”
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This is (the real) me by Beerus
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
09 Oct 2021
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Everyone assumes that Midoriya Izuku is a sweet cinnamon roll with an unhealthy amount of pain tolerance.
Bakugou Katsuki knows better, for he has seen the true monster that hides behind those awkward mutters. So when a self depreciating Midoriya asks him for advice on how to improve, Bakugou decides to wake him up.
Mirio was considered the next number 1 hero, that was before he challenged a certain first year student's class to an all out brawl.
Talk about digging your own grave.
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- Part 1 of Scary Izuku
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A Hair Raising Experience by Lilly_Penwielder
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
30 Aug 2021
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The hand makes contact, all five fingers pressing onto Tsuyu’s face and the villain lets out a long sigh as nothing happens.
“You really are too cool, Eraserhead.”
His words are low, almost a mumble for his ears alone but for once it isn’t Izuku’s feet that are moving without him thinking.
Otherwise known as: that time Izuku befriended a villain by rambling about their favorite hero.
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- Part 1 of A Series of Life Changing Events
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The new reality had no wizards or magical nations – but it had a whole boatload of powerful and occasionally inept sorcerers. Who were usually semi-public and sometimes very popular in social media. How it worked, Harry had no idea.
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Problem Children, all seven of you. by ToeingTheGreyLine
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
21 Oct 2020
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TemperaturePlay: Only because Zuku told me to
PinkQueen: And do you do everything “Zuku” tells you to?
TemperaturePlay: Yes.
CTooru: Ohoho? Everything everything?
TemperaturePlay: Yes.
PinkQueen: This dude’s absolutely whipped
CTooru: Would you jump off of a building because Midoriya tells you to?
Sleep?Who’sShe?: I mean, he jumped out of a hot air balloon because Zuzu told him to, sooooo
PinkQueen: WHAT???!??!?!?!?
___________________Basically, even without a quirk Izuku's causing havoc. That's it. That's the whole fic.
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- Part 1 of Kings and Queens of Chaos
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The 41 Reasons why the Hero Society is Doomed by Mirrond
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
05 May 2022
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Midoriya Izuku spent months on the UA. Studying, fighting off the League of Villains and working towards his secretive villainous master plan. Except, he eventually realized that the biggest obstacle he'll face are his classmates. So, after gathering the necessary evidence, he organizes a meeting in order to confront them about the truly terrifying discovery that he made.
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“Alright, so now that we have that covered…” Midoriya says. “... I’m going to address the main issue. Continuing my hero career AND maintaining all the logical ruses I need to keep the teachers fooled is getting harder and harder nowadays. Why you ask?” He sighs. “It’s because I have to attend a class with nineteen villains pretending to be heroes. Each one of which SUCKS at acting.”Series
- Part 2 of Reasons why
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leaked footage by alunaar
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
11 Nov 2020
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Footage from Deku Vs Muscular is leaked and broadcasted by a local news station in Musutafu.
Class 1-A happen to tune in at just the right time to see their classmate almost die.
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“Okay, guys, I’m just gonna say it. Those slow-mos after the fight were kinda hot, right?”
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Sports Festival: Lost and Found by RogueVector
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
14 Nov 2021
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14 year old Izuku gets lost at the UA Sports Festival!
Luckily, Pro Heroine Midnight knows where he can wait until his parents can come collect him; the announcer's booth with her best pals Eraserhead and Present Mic.
Chaos ensues.
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- Part 1 of Announcer AU