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Chad only has to watch Ryan belt out a tune for the idea to catch.
He turns to Troy and says, “I bet he’s really loud in bed.”
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Wind Master's Guide to Water Ghosts and Ghouls by bibivi (orphan_account)
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Sep 2022
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Shi Qingxuan is no stranger to living in a body that does not fit. Of course she would be able to recognise the same in Ming Yi. This combined with the desire to see her best friend happy leads to… revelations.
Or: Shi Qingxuan’s one brain cell figures out Ming Yi’s identity by imagining Ming Yi as a fish.
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the space between the stars and the sky by butchgoth (GremlinGirl) for
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 Aug 2021
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Lan Wangji watches her serving them both. “You were crying earlier.”
“Nah.” Wei Wuxian shrugs one shoulder. Then has to fix her spaghetti strap from sliding down her arm. “It’s just. Spicy. And.” Her argument is weak, and Lan Wangji pierces right through it with another of those excavating looks. Wei Wuxian imagines herself at the depths of a gold mine, staring at the glow of threading lines that glimmer in veins on the wall.
Looking into her lap, Wei Wuxian gathers up the flowers into a bundle and hands them over to Lan Wangji. Icy and plain-faced, Lan Wangji takes them and lays the drooping bouquet across her wide palm. Then, quizzical, she regards Wei Wuxian with a silent question.
“I brought them for my date,” she says. Wei Wuxian clears her throat. “He didn’t want them, then…”
“Left?”
Exhaling, relieved she doesn’t have to say it, Wei Wuxian nods.
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- Part 1 of create me against your thighs
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Beautiful mess, a colourful wreck by covalentbonds
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
21 Oct 2020
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Wangji looks up from where she’s buried in between Wei Ying’s legs. Wei Ying is wide eyed, paused to stillness, the same as her brother and Nie Mingjue in the doorway.
“This isn’t what it looks like.” She says calmly.
Lan Xichen makes a dying noise.
Nie Mingjue raises an eyebrow. “It looks like you were eating out your secretary on your multimillion desk.”Lan Wangji blinks, considering, then nods. “Then it’s exactly what it looks like.”
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President Lan is, really, really into her Secretary.2)
Attempted shovel talks and a proposal.3)
“Is jiejie buying A-Ying?” Wei Ying sniffs, looking confused.
Wangji opens her mouth, closes it. Opens it again. “I am.” She confirms.“Okay!” Wei Ying beams now, voice still a little teary but eyes happy. “Will jiejie keep A-Ying then?”
“Forever.” Wangji chokes out.
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“How do I kill someone?”Lan Qiren starts hacking his lungs out. Her father pauses pouring the tea.
Lan Yi meets her eyes, calmly. “What height and weight are we talking kiddo?”
(Wangji becomes Class President and gains a taste for leadership. Lan Yi may or may not be an assassin)
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Anything For Wei Ying by panda_desu
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 May 2020
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“Wei Ying.” Lan Zhan interrupts her before she could continue with her babble. Lan Zhan is still looking at her, carefully studying her expression for any amount of mischief but he doesn’t find any. He clears his throat as silently as he can. “Why me?”
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Wei Ying wants to have Lan Zhan's baby.
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We Get To Have This by ImTaakofromTV
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
09 May 2021
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He started to hum. Nothing in particular, just a little melody. He stopped when he heard the creak of a door. Sounded like a porch screen door opening.
Oh.
Wei Ying glanced to his right, and his eyes were met with piercing brown ones. They almost looked yellow in the dim light.
Oh. When Wen Ning said handsome, he meant handsome.
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Boyfriend by peanutbitter
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
01 Jul 2021
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"So i said 'Lan Zhan, lets be boyfriends' you know, as a joke, but bro... I don't think it's a joke anymore."
The one where Wei Ying doesn't knows how to text without getting his feet in his mouth, but he got a boyfriend out of it, so it's okay, i guess.
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Everyone knows that Wei Wuxian died before the Sunshot Campaign even began.
Everyone knows that the Yiling Patriarch is a huli jing, a trickster fox spirit, that practices demonic cultivation for nefarious purposes.
Everyone knows that there’s no way a righteous sect, let alone the hidebound Lan sect, would accept the Yiling Patriarch into their clan.
...Everyone is wrong.
Or, when the notorious Yiling Patriarch marries Hanguang Jun to save the Wens, nothing in the cultivation world will ever be the same again.
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u r my soulmate, she sends with zero hesitation, grinning when her phone buzzes almost immediately.
Hi, this is DoorDash connecting you to your Dasher for updates about your order. It says, yet again, and then, Really.
So dry, so cute! Wei Ying doesn’t know this person but she likes them already. The ability to play into her antics is not one possessed by everyone, so she will value it when she finds it, yes 😳
I am glad to know that, Hanguang Jun replies in an instant.
Wei Ying wants to play it really cool and really fun but she’s also absolutely starving and so she sends, what’s going on over there
A long line.
Then, because she decides she wants to go back to being fun she types out, its okay just hold on i cant wait to see u
I cannot wait to see you either.
or, wei ying has probably been talking to the dasher who keeps bringing her her late night pancakes a little too much and this has absolutely nothing to do with her tiny, miniscule crush on Lan Zhan
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OMEGA GRAD STUDENT GETS PREGNANT: YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENS NEXT by attackofthezee (noxlunate)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
17 Jun 2021
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"...until it’s weeks later and he’s peeing on a stick at 3 am because holy shit, what the fuck. And then he attempts to not cry into the phone and the dude who knocked him up is like ‘I really don’t care what you do about it’ and ‘It’s probably not even mine’ and slut shames the omega. That, Jiang Cheng, is how someone gets fucking pregnant.” He finishes, removing his hand from Jiang Cheng’s mouth only to jab a finger at him.
Jiang Cheng looks like he wants to self immolate and/or possibly murder someone.
In the meantime, their waitress has arrived and looks like she wants to quit her job and run away to live in the woods. Wei Ying relates.
“Well then,” The waitress starts, clapping her hands together and very visibly pretending like the entire restaurant didn’t just witness what happened, “Can I get you guys anything to start? Drinks? Appetizers?”
Wei Ying is leaving her such a big tip.Or, sometimes you get knocked up and then fall in love with the super hot Lan boy who swoops in to save your ass.
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“I get it," Grantaire said. "We can even make it a deal, if you like – no detours, just straight home. Shake hands on it.”
Enjolras eyed him sceptically. “All right,” he said finally and extended a hand. “Straight home, no detours.”
Grantaire cracked a smile, taking the hand that was offered. “A gentlemen's agreement.”(There's a car that has to get from Norway to France, Enjolras doesn't drive, and Grantaire just happens to be there.)
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The curious dating rituals of one Lan Zhan (as observed by Wei Ying) by Scrippio
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
17 Jun 2021
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In which Wei Ying realizes he *might* be dating Lan Zhan, but Jiang Cheng will not be countenancing such foolishness.
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In which there are 5 (maybe) dates (if viewed with varying degrees of imagination) with Lan Zhan and 1 morning after (definitive).
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- Part 1 of Define Dating
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Bunny Baby by deliciousblizzardshark
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Jun 2021
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All Wei Ying wants is to get closer to his gorgeous, repressed classmate. All Lan Zhan wants is to find someone who will love him for himself.
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- Part 6 of Soft boys being soft- Wangxian soft fics
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Adagio Con Moto by Pip (Moirail)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
26 May 2021
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Lan Zhan generally tries not to think about how long it's been since he's wanted something to play, just for himself. Unfortunately, the universe has decided that it's time for him to give it a little thought.
(Lan Zhan, a burnt-out classical violinist, finds a little inspiration)
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- Part 2 of A capriccio
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Sometimes, taking a gig as an accompanist is not a choice. Sometimes, it's a favor for a friend that brings many regrets. Grantaire regrets everything about accepting the accompanist gig for Enjolras... until he doesn't. There is a fine line between love and hate, and honestly, the fact that it took two months for them to cross it is just pathetic.
Who knew that a single session in a practice room could make such a difference?
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- Part 1 of Hold On
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“Are you sure you actually enjoy doing this?” Joly asks. “I don’t want him to accidentally say something hurtful to you.”
Grantaire dismisses his concern and replies, “If he wanted to hurt me, he would’ve done so already. Besides, I can hold my own just fine.”
Joly and Bossuet exchange worried glances, and Grantaire sighs, exasperated, but he can’t deny that he likes knowing that his friends care about him. They don’t know that he thrives under Enjolras’s glare, that he takes pleasure in being the one who gets at least a sliver of a moment with him. Grantaire curses himself for being such a desperate whore for attention, but what can he do? It’s a lifestyle, not a choice, after all.
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Suddenly, it snaps into place. The weary way Lan Zhan has been holding himself is suddenly cast in a new, much more distressing light. Somebody is responsible for it, a real live, horrible, blind, stupid person. The combination of guilt, sadness, and anger that sets in all at once is hard to contain. Lingering wisps of resentment that remain from the night-hunt flock to him, like calling to like.
All four boys stare at him with wide eyes.
“Wei-qianbei,” Sizhui says. “You look...um…”
“Scary,” Zizhen breathes, beaming.
“Who has rejected Lan Zhan?” Wei Wuxian asks.
Or; during one of his visits to the Cloud Recesses, the juniors strike a blow to Wei Wuxian's certainty that his feelings for Lan Wangji are one-sided.
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Weak by wayward_wing
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
29 May 2021
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Wei Wuxian is a struggling college student who’s trying to balance work and school after being kicked out of his family and left to fend for himself.
Lan Wangji is the second heir of one of the biggest corporations in Gusu, making him the second most eligible bachelors, and subjected to a multitude of matchmaking dates set up by his uncle.
A chance encounter leads them to make a deal that will change their lives forever.
Or: The Sugar Daddy AU no one asked for (well some people asked for)
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Oh, your love is sunlight by feyburner
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Jan 2021
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Collected wangxian drabbles.
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Read my thoughts it might help us both by orphan_account
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Aug 2021
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Wei WuXian can hear people's thoughts when he touches them. Lan WangJi hates to be touched. They become roommates.
What could possibly go wrong?
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