fics i will NEVER stop thinking about
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“That was entirely uncalled for! There is no reason for anyone to have to know I wear reinforced compression briefs, and besides, it is simply for protection while fighting! It has nothing at all to do with decency—” Lee cut off his tirade, stalling his waving arms mid-air, his face flaring a red even brighter than Gaara’s hair.
It would be really nice if Gaara had thought to wear reinforced compression briefs himself, because the mental image that had completely mugged his entire thought process was putting him in serious danger of being completely indecent in the middle of a foreign village.
Or, the one where beating the shit out of your best friend is definitely considered high romance.
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- Part 1 of The First Rule of Fight Club is...
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“I was wondering if you might come home with me.” Merlin stops mid-rant and stares at him, and then down at his panini again, and back at Arthur. This is a panini of lies and pain. He can tell already.
“For Christmas? I’ve got an uncle and a mother and a sister waiting for me at home, in case you hadn’t remembered, I’m not going home with you just because you’re a workaholic.”
“No, it’s. My mum might be under the impression that we’re a little bit married.”
In which Merlin gets conned into spending Christmas with Arthur's family and pretending to be his husband, because somehow this is his life.
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The one about the bed (originally titled, and I'm not sorry, "Pavlov Penis") by derryere
Fandoms: Merlin (TV)
10 Apr 2017
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In which Merlin is hot for Arthur's bed, Arthur's hot for the laundry and there's this big fucking heatwave all over the place (?!)
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To Sleep, Perchance to Smother Your Flatmate with a Pillow by Linpatootie
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)
25 Feb 2012
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Sherlock wants to conduct a sleep study of sorts. John contemplates smothering him with a pillow.
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Nailed In the Butt By the Kid I Used to Bully and a Metric Fuck Ton of Chronic by EllaBesmirched (El_Bell)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
06 Feb 2022
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Izuku has never forgotten the way Bakugou treated him when they were younger.
It's time for some payback.
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- Part 1 of Magic Sex Weed