Damn You, Miss Muffet

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• miss muffet can eat my worms by Vi0letta_lma0

  Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), The Mechanisms (Band)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Multi, Other
  • Complete Work

  02 Oct 2024

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Sasha James/Jane Prentiss
  • Lyfrassir Edda/Marius von Raum
  • Raphaella la Cognizi/Lyfrassir Edda
  • Raphaella la Cognizi/Marius von Raum
  • Martin Blackwood/Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist
  • Elias Bouchard | Jonah Magnus/Peter Lukas
  • Nikola Orsinov & Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist
  • Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist & Nastya Rasputina
  • Oliver Banks/Graham Folger
  • Gerard Keay/Michael | The Distortion
  • Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist
  • Elias Bouchard | Jonah Magnus
  • Martin Blackwood
  • Tim Stoker (The Magnus Archives)
  • Danny Stoker
  • Jane Prentiss
  • Jude Perry
  • Michael "Mike" Crew
  • Michael | The Distortion (The Magnus Archives)
  • Gerard Keay
  • Peter Lukas
  • Sasha James
  • Basira Hussain
  • Jordan Kennedy
  • Alice "Daisy" Tonner
  • The Mechanisms Ensemble
  • Lyfrassir Edda
  • Oliver Banks
  • Graham Folger
  • Not-Them (The Magnus Archives)
  • Nikola Orsinov
  • why are there so many people here
  • Manuela Dominguez
  • Georgie Barker
  • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
  • Fix-It
  • canon divergent braincell usage
  • The Mechanisms Were Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist's College | University Band
  • Nikola Orsinov is the Toy Soldier (The Mechanisms)
  • Eldritch Lyfrassir Edda
  • Lyfrassir Edda Joins the Mechanisms
  • Basira Hussain is Ashes O'Reilly
  • Jordan Kennedy is Gunpowder Tim
  • Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist is Jonny d'Ville
  • Serial Divorcees Elias Bouchard | Jonah Magnus/Peter Lukas
  • Manipulative Elias Bouchard | Jonah Magnus
  • The Magnus Archives Season 1
  • Danny Stoker Lives
  • Stranger Avatar Danny Stoker
  • Everyone is a Fear Entity Avatar (The Magnus Archives)
  • Chatting & Messaging
  • Texting
  • this is a chat fic
  • the mechanisms actors are my ocs hush
  • I'm Bad At Tagging
  • End Avatar Gerard Keay
  • He/Him Pronouns For Ivy Alexandria (The Mechanisms)
  • i prommy the mechanisms are actually involved it just takes a bit
  • He/Him and She/Her Pronouns for Marius von Raum (The Mechanisms)

  Summary

  magnus archives group chat fic but me edition

  or: problems are solved through open communication and braincells rescued from the lost-and-found

  or: season 1 au where jane prentiss decides instead of terrorising martin, she wants to ruin elias' scheming. this leads to Problems.

  Series

  • Part 1 of Damn You, Miss Muffet

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  46,694

  Chapters:

  16/16

  Comments:

  234

  Kudos:

  598

  Bookmarks:

  77

  Hits:

  11,308

• I Stare Into My Fate by Vi0letta_lma0

  Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), The Mechanisms (Band), The Bifrost Incident - The Mechanisms (Album)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Multi
  • Complete Work

  09 Oct 2024

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Raphaella la Cognizi/Marius von Raum
  • Lyfrassir Edda/Marius von Raum
  • Raphaella la Cognizi/Lyfrassir Edda/Marius von Raum
  • Raphaella la Cognizi/Lyfrassir Edda
  • Lyfrassir Edda
  • Raphaella la Cognizi
  • Marius von Raum
  • The Mechanisms Ensemble - mentioned
  • The Magnus Archives Ensemble - mentioned
  • Dr Carmilla is mentioned but she isnt actually Dr Carmilla
  • it makes sense in context - Character
  • Epistolary
  • Eldritch Lyfrassir Edda
  • Nonbinary Lyfrassir Edda
  • Lyfrassir Edda-centric
  • Culture Shock
  • it isnt important to the story but most of the mechanisms are trans
  • The Magnus Archives Season 1
  • Dimension Travel
  • Leitner Books (The Magnus Archives)
  • Lyfrassir Edda Backstory
  • how do I tag a diary fic?
  • Kidnapping
  • That's An Important One
  • Body Horror
  • Existential Crisis
  • The Mechanisms Were Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist's College | University Band
  • that is also very important context
  • Dr Carmilla is basically my oc in this series I'm so sorry to people who like her
  • Canon-Typical The Beholding Content (The Magnus Archives)
  • Post-The Bifrost Incident (The Mechanisms)
  • Canon-Typical The Spiral Content (The Magnus Archives)

  Summary

  A series of journal entries written by Lyfrassir Edda, unintentional dimension traveller and sole survivor of Yog-Sothoth.

  Series

  • Part 2 of Damn You, Miss Muffet

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  5,332

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  15

  Kudos:

  83

  Bookmarks:

  6

  Hits:

  1,178

• Happy Birthday, Jonny-boy. by Vi0letta_lma0

  Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), The Mechanisms (Band)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  24 Oct 2024

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist & Nastya Rasputina
  • Nikola Orsinov & Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist
  • those are the important ones - Relationship
  • Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist
  • Tim Stoker (The Magnus Archives)
  • Sasha James
  • Martin Blackwood
  • Elias Bouchard | Jonah Magnus
  • Nastya Rasputina - Mentioned
  • Nikola Orsinov - mentioned
  • Nikola Orsinov is the Toy Soldier (The Mechanisms)
  • Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist is Jonny d'Ville
  • The Mechanisms Were Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist's College | University Band
  • birthday angst
  • Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist Needs a Hug
  • Trans Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist
  • it doesn't come up but you should know that
  • How Do I Tag
  • ask to tag please idk how this works
  • Nikki Nastya and Jon are siblings and there isn't a tag for that but it's important to me
  • Jonny d'Ville and Nastya Rasputina are Siblings

  Summary

  Jonathan Sims' terrible, horrible, no-good, very bad birthday.

  Series

  • Part 3 of Damn You, Miss Muffet

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,452

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  12

  Kudos:

  145

  Bookmarks:

  5

  Hits:

  1,700

• miss muffet is getting on my nerves by Vi0letta_lma0

  Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), The Mechanisms (Band)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen, Multi
  • Work in Progress

  02 Apr 2025

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Raphaella la Cognizi/Marius von Raum
  • Lyfrassir Edda/Marius von Raum
  • Raphaella la Cognizi/Lyfrassir Edda
  • Raphaella la Cognizi/Lyfrassir Edda/Marius von Raum
  • Martin Blackwood/Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist
  • Sasha James/Jane Prentiss
  • Oliver Banks/Graham Folger
  • Nikola Orsinov & Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist
  • Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist & Nastya Rasputina
  • Sasha James & Tim Stoker
  • Gerard Keay/Michael | The Distortion
  • Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist
  • Martin Blackwood
  • Sasha James
  • Tim Stoker (The Magnus Archives)
  • Danny Stoker
  • The Toy Soldier (The Mechanisms)
  • Nikola Orsinov
  • Nastya Rasputina
  • Ivy Alexandria
  • Marius von Raum
  • Basira Hussain
  • Jordan Kennedy
  • Raphaella la Cognizi
  • Lyfrassir Edda
  • Drumbot Brian (The Mechanisms)
  • Michael "Mike" Crew
  • Michael | The Distortion (The Magnus Archives)
  • Gerard Keay
  • Jude Perry
  • Elias Bouchard | Jonah Magnus
  • Graham Folger
  • Not-Them (The Magnus Archives)
  • Jane Prentiss
  • Original Statement Giver(s) (The Magnus Archives)
  • Original Fear Entity Avatars (The Magnus Archives)
  • Original Characters
  • The Mechanisms Were Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist's College | University Band
  • Nikola Orsinov is the Toy Soldier (The Mechanisms)
  • Jonny d'Ville and Nastya Rasputina are Siblings
  • Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist is Jonny d'Ville
  • Everyone is a Fear Entity Avatar (The Magnus Archives)
  • Basira Hussain is Ashes O'Reilly
  • Jordan Kennedy is Gunpowder Tim
  • that isnt a tag
  • The Magnus Archives Season 2
  • Stranger Avatar Danny Stoker
  • Lyfrassir Edda Joins the Mechanisms
  • Eldritch Lyfrassir Edda
  • most of these people are trans in some way
  • just so you know
  • Chatting & Messaging
  • Texting
  • Post-Worm Attack | Jane Prentiss Invades the Magnus Institute

  Summary

  Instead of holding Martin hostage in season 1, Jane Prentiss realises something isn't right and starts a group chat. Unfortunately, this causes Problems.

  or:
  Season 2 of Damn You, Miss Muffet. Now with more worldbuilding, more OCs, and (hopefully) more Mechanisms shenanigans.

  Series

  • Part 4 of Damn You, Miss Muffet

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  47,939

  Chapters:

  13/?

  Comments:

  207

  Kudos:

  338

  Bookmarks:

  35

  Hits:

  6,317

• Miss Muffet Can Eat My Chat Names by Vi0letta_lma0

  Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), The Mechanisms (Band)  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • No category
  • Complete Work

  18 Nov 2025

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply

  Summary

  literally just all the chat names in this series up to chapter 11 of "miss muffet's getting on my nerves"

  each chapter is a different group chat for ease of access

  Series

  • Part 5 of Damn You, Miss Muffet

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  389

  Chapters:

  8/8

  Comments:

  8

  Kudos:

  42

  Bookmarks:

  2

  Hits:

  616