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Jon wearily blinked open his eyes to the sound of a shriek. “Eeek! A bat!” Tim stepped back with his hands up.
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Oh no. Oh no no no no no. Was… was he the bat?
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"Well, I guess I can take him home with me - I've still got an enclosure.” Martin eyed him carefully.
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How to Not Kidnap Jonathan Sims: An Intermediate Guide by WonkyElk
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
23 Feb 2026
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After nearly a year in prison, Breekon and Hope were just about ready to put their ingenious escape plan into motion. They had plotted, schemed, ironed out all the snags and hiccups, and spent several months painstakingly sharpening teaspoons.
It was something of an anticlimax, then, to be called to an unscheduled parole hearing and told that, due to a very effective appeal (which they hadn’t even been aware of) the charges had been revised and their sentence drastically reduced.
In short, they were free to go.
Which was bewildering, of course, but they managed, just about, to prevent themselves from arguing on the grounds of all the effort they had put into their plans and to accept their release gracefully.
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- Part 2 of How Not to Kidnap
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Over and Over by NinjaShrew64, Real_Life_Sucks
Fandoms: Malevolent (Podcast), The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
23 Feb 2026
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"There are people who need your help there. They don’t know it yet, and will likely try their very best to get rid of you. But they need you. If you don’t help, their world will end, and then countless others will be affected when they attempt to fix it. If you intervene now, this can all be prevented. And hey, if you fix it, you can go back to Arkham! The apocalypse is due for them in just a few years. If you stop it in time, you can return to the home you want so badly in no time at all!” The Manager begins to laugh slightly, quickly suppressing it into a quiet chuckle.
Arthur sighed in resignation. “Okay. What do we have to do?”
“What? Oh, I have no idea. Figure it out! That’s what you’re good at, right?”
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AU where Arthur and John are sent to help out at the Magnus Institute in season one instead of back to Arkham. Nobody is impressed by this situation, except maybe Tim.
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- Part 1 of All Go Together When We Go
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Somewhere Else (smells rather awful but at least has a functioning police system) by stomachforcrows
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), Discworld - Terry Pratchett
23 Feb 2026
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INTER-GALACTIC TRAVELLERS: LYING DRUNKARDS OR A TRIUMPH FOR THE ANKH-MORPORK TOURISM DEPARTMENT?
This morning, two uninvited guests quite literally fell out of the sky.
Upon immediate inspection by passers-by, the two men seemed unharmed by their little atmospheric escapade, although one was notably bleeding out from a stomach wound, and the other clutching a blood-soaked knife.
This was, I'm sure you'll agree, an eventful start to the month.
(Jon and Martin end up in Ankh-Morpork, post-MAG200. Technically no prior knowledge needed of either media, but spoiler warning for the end of The Magnus Archives.)
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Tag to MAG 131, "The Flesh." Melanie says the wrong thing, and fresh from rib-removing hell, Jon explodes. Completely self-indulgent.
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This fic takes place during season 2 while Jon is at the height of his paranoia, although unfortunately for him, Martin won't let him spiral any further.
This is my first fic, so please feel free to give feedback!
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"I think we could help each other, if it would get you out of this weather faster." An odd grin spreads across the stranger's face. "How much for a night?"
Jon blinks, then looks back towards the tavern.
"Erm…I don't believe knights can be bought outright? Perhaps there are services they provide for a fee, but…"
"No, doll. I was asking how much you charge. Whatever your date was paying, I can double it, surely."
Charge? Doll? The hell is this man on about? Perhaps it's not too late to just endure the tavern after all. Can't get much worse than whatever this is.
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Jon meets someone new while having a night out on the town.
It does, in fact, get worse.
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- Part 16 of The Dragon's Keeper
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The Magnus Archives but in german by Indecisive_with_names
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
23 Feb 2026
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ENG: Exactly what it says on the tin. This is literally just the entire TMA transcript translated into german. I hope that's allowed on here. The tags will change with each chapter posted for practicality purposes.
DE: Genau was da steht. Das ist einfach das ganze TMA Transkript ins deutsche übersetzt. Ich hoffe, dass das hier erlaubt ist. Neue Schlagwörter werden mit jeden Kapitel hinzugefügt ums praktischer für mich zu machen.
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After the end of the world, Martin finds himself back in the middle of Jane Prentiss' attack.
He's not the same bumbling idiot as before; he can change things, can make a difference. Save Sasha, keep everyone safe (maybe kill Elias)
If only he could find his Jon.OR
Season 5 Martin meets season 1 Jon, and he's way too tired of his shit
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Watching moomin and cuddling by Genderfluid_witchbitch
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
23 Feb 2026
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THIS IS MY FIRST FIC EVER AND ENGLISH ISN'T MY FIRST LANGUAGE DON'T EXPECT PERFECTION!!! (But please read it and praise me in the comments I need it)
Martin tells Jon about his little space and they cuddle the end
Also Martin is Danish I don't take criticism on that- Language:
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who's gonna save my soul now? by spiders_with_ebola
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
23 Feb 2026
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He grabbed him by the shoulders. “Jon. Jon. Look outside.”
So, he did.
Bodies, mangled thin-skinned bodies scratching at the windows. Their mouths were wide open and teeth covered in black. Jon wanted to know where they came from, he needed to ask. But before he could do anything, Tim was tugging him by the arm to Artefact Storage of all things. It was underground, sure, but no way they could stay!
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This is a zombie apocalypse au of The Magnus Archives :)
It is ongoing but I will absolutely finish this if it's the last thing I do. Updates sporadically and often. The writing may improve over time, so. Haha I am a human person. Yay
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Statement of Ian "Bluebell" Lavander by Speck_de_Non
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
23 Feb 2026
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Ever think about who would yell at Jon for smashing a supernatural table with an axe with no regard to what might happen to it? Bluebell is the resident quartermaster of The Magnus Institute. Someone has to be in charge of dealing with all the gear and artifacts they have. The overarching story will revolve around him, but will include some of my friend's characters and my own original statements so don't be surprised when those show up. Now then, in your own time. Statement begins...
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“I can pull out without knotting you,” Martin said anxiously, when they talked about it. “I don’t want to hurt you.”
Jon rolled their eyes and pointed out that hurting them was the point, or part of it, at least. What was the point of getting ravished by a wolf if the wolf didn’t finish the damn job?
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Jon makes a request of their werewolf boyfriend, who is only too happy to fulfil it.
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- Part 19 of kinkuary 2026
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Jonathan Sims works as one of The Magnus University's librarians. It's a quiet job, one he loves, aside from having to deal with students who can't return their books on time. That is until one of the janitors brings in an old book, one that is supposed to be locked away, kept away from the public, one that is from a collection he's been dying to keep his hands on
Martin Blackwood is a janitor working for The Magnus University, doing his best to get back, keeping his head down and staying unnoticed by most of the students and staff. His life is a dull rotation of work, sleep, and more work, until he finally gets to talk to the handsome librarian. Until objects around him start to become covered, for some reason, with dirt, and the weight of his responsibilities start to bear down on him
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- Part 1 of The Magnus University
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The Road Outside My House Is Paved With Good Intentions by TarotThrawn
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
23 Feb 2026
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The dark haired man groaned loud enough to cut off the rest of his sentence. "Don't be like that," he whined. "Think of it as—" he stopped, tapping one of his long fingers to his chin in a pantomime of consideration. "Think of it as team building! We're celebrating you for god's sake, which means you need to be there!"
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Do What I Can, to See the Wood From the Trees by vampiringg
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
23 Feb 2026
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"Why is there —" his head is pounding, "— there's no —there's not —!" Jon's breath keeps hitching, like there's something lodged in his chest. Still glancing around wildly through the gaps between his fingers, Jon's gaze finally latches onto Elias' eyes, and he watches something like understanding dawn there. Something almost like fear. "Where am I?"
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Jon Sims is an average man. Unfortunate enough to never develop powers, he still works for MAGNUS, the hero organization in charge of Government approved heroism, as the head recordkeeper, tasked to acquire incident reports from even the most injured heroes.
He was supposed to be an average man.
But, in another world, a knife is in his chest.
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Martin and Jon settle into Daisy's safehouse, get a visit from their new neighbours, and learn a bit about the local community.
Little do they know, their neighbours are gossiping about them.
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- Part 1 of A Home for Broken Things
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Whilst hiding from the thing that might once have been Jane Prentiss, Sasha James gets locked in Artifact Storage. She is let out through the combined efforts of a man who can melt metal, a sentient ball of fog, and a figure with too many eyes
But, how did they know where to find her?
...And why do they all look so much like her co-workers?
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The Future's Not Ours To See by Celina_Hikari
Fandoms: Malevolent (Podcast), The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
22 Feb 2026
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Arthur and John accidentally travel to a world ruled by Fears and are trapped alongside this fellow that's supposed to be able to force people to divulge their deepest, darkest secrets.
Jonathan Sims is kidnapped soon after getting out of the hospital and is forced to interrogate this deranged looking fellow.
POV switches between Arthur Lester and Jon Sims every other chapter.