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    Jon may be an Omega, but he takes the pill against those horrible heats, and douses himself in scent blockers. There's no reason for anyone to think of him as anything else than a Beta.

    Meanwhile, Martin's Alpha stink is an affront, and Jon wishes the man would stop being so blatantly disrespectful.

    Unless the acidic smell isn't caused by Martin looking down on him. Though that's not very likely, now is it.

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    'Welcome to Asphodel, enjoy your eternity.'
    The figure then ushers Jon and Martin through the gates, and towards endless rolling fields of... well... nothing really. A few floating shades whisper past, and Jon feels Martin shiver beside him. Yeah, they need to get out of here.
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    Or: a DnD thing im writing that i felt would work really well with these guys too! (my first fic!!)

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    A place for me to dump all of my pregnancy fics (and take requests)

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    Jonah had everything planned out for his future Archivist. He had the plans for him to be Marked and for the Beholding's ritual to be read through him. But for some reason, he never Saw the Anchor his future Archivist had, that Anchor ruined his plans.

    But maybe, with a change of plans, he could still bring about the greatest ritual this world will ever see, but this time he had back up Archivists.

    -or-

    Jon has a daughter and her existence changes so much of the story that we know.

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    “You don’t need to threaten me.” He started, and Peter let out a little incredulous huff, near silent. “I’m already doing what you ask; the work will get done anyway, so it’s not like you need to make it so, so uncomfortable.” He knew there was a sneer pulling up on his face, but he only half bothered to push it back. He took in a breath, pretending it was deep enough to feel real.
    “Besides - we both know you’re not actually going to do anything anyway. That’s not exactly your brand. It’s just a waste of energy.”

    There was a long second as Peter just looked at him, stock still, eyes hard but sparkling a little. The tiny lift at the corners of his lips turned into a full smile, amused, dry. 

    “What makes you think I wouldn’t, Martin?” 

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    A collection of short lived conversations between Peter Lukas and Elias Bouchard, brought upon by a sudden comment or question breaking the silence.

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    The Magnus Archives is a workplace comedy. But this time, it's the Entities who are working. The idea of this work is to show some of the events described in the statements from the other side, as it were, re-imagining the formless and shapeless entities as bickering coworkers trying to terrorize humanity for fun and profit. This is probably a bad idea.

    Expect dark humor, witty banter and lots and lots (and lots) of meetings.

    This series will update infrequently, i.e. whenever wake up at three in the morning after eating slightly-off gas station sushi and get another brilliant idea.

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    archivist!akito gets kidbapped (post statement) for my au :)) statement + other stuff coming soon !!

    no prior knowledge of tma is needed but it would be good for context ;D

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    Jon is an acespec Omega, Martin is an acespec Alpha, and I am an acespec author with a vision.

    This takes place late in the night after the Plastic Explosives debacle, and then a whole slew of things occur after that!

    This work contains a canonically ace character having sex. Asexuality is a spectrum I wanted to explore, but if that makes you uncomfortable, please click away now!

    It also contains a lot of tenderness and care and support and all those sweet and lovely things, and ALSO consistent updates!

    Also I did exactly one readthrough before posting so good luck

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    This is an adaptation of my and mxalexhoney's longform JonMarTim rp that got sooooo big that we decided we couldn't keep it to ourselves anymore.

    When Tim finds that he too is slowly turning into an Avatar, he finds an ally in someone he never would have expected. Will Tim and Jon be able to look past their differences and help one another understand these strange and disturbing changes they're going through? Or will bitterness and hurt ultimately pull them apart? And what of Martin? Will he be alienated by their newfound closeness? Or be able to find new love that he never even considered?

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    It's his anniversary, It's nice outside, he feels good, and he wants to get Martin flowers.

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    Kayne tasked Arthur and John to get him the Black Stone, only they have to find it in London.

    Sighs

    And chaos ensues.

    Or.

    Kayne sent Arthur and John to a whole different world, said world has a whole new system of their ‘gods’. Where they meet the Archivist, the crew and cause more destruction than canon. Buckle up everyone. This is one hell of a ride.

    Takes place right after Intermezzo.

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    Title is from the song “not a lot, just forever” by Adrianne Lenker

     

    Romance isn’t the main part of the story. John and Arthur can be interpreted as either romantic or platonic.

    Warning:
    The Author, unfortunately, has a very busy life and other fanfics to update. Updates for this is wonky. But I’ll make it work.

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    8/?
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    Jon was dead. Nobody knew why or how but the fact of the matter was that he was super super dead and lying on his back on the floor of his office with his legs curled up like a deceased bug. Welp.

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    Before the start of the series, Light starts noticing his neighbor across the street has been acting strange, becoming scared of noises that have been in the neighborhood for years.

    One night Light notices a weird pipe hanging off of the man's house and a fear of not knowing what is happening growing day by day.

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    What if instead of Light grabbing the death note, he was a scared teen that's slowly turning into an avatar?

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    Jane Prentiss: wait lemme guess
    Jane Prentiss: the stuff that sings to u is spiders
    spider-woman: sort of its more like metaphorical spiders
    spider-woman: its all in the rules that i wrote for this exact purpose but nobody reads them
    judepetty: Annabelle do we have to go thru this every single time someone joins
    Jane Prentiss: OHHHH ok i get it now
    Jane Prentiss: so like theres 14
    Jane Prentiss: ill memorise this shit with an acronym i did this all the time in primary
    Jane Prentiss: no biggie
    Jane Prentiss: what i REALLY need is to come up with the worlds best fuckin nickname you have ever fuckin seen
    Jane Prentiss: give me a mo.
    spider-woman: take your time sweetie
    judepetty: There’s no way you’re beating mine. Bye.

    The Avatars are in a group chat.

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    13/?
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    Winter in this world always made Martin homesick.

    ***
    A dumb Christmas one-shot set sometime in my "This Too Shall Pass" series

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    Pretty self explanatory title.

    This is my magnus opus.
    (Yes this is a pun)

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    'Something crashes into the fence at the bottom of the garden, making the hanging baskets of dried-up flowers that Jon hasn't had the presence of mind to remove sway against the wood. He thumbs the tape recorder off and shoves it into the pocket of his jacket, finding his feet on the patio. The penknife feels pitifully miniscule in his fingers, so he exchanges it for the pipe.

    More banging, and one of the fence panels starts to buckle, the wood splintering in sharp snaps.

    'Hello?' Jon calls out, finding his tone strangely polite even now, devoid of either the fear or the righteous anger he feels. 'Are you-?'

    Alive? A person?'

     

    Or, the one with all the zombies.

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    Camden 2003, Gerard Keay crosses paths with Nemo Ainsley, Avatar of the Lonely, shenanigans ensue: Smut Edition

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    Chapters:
    72/?
    Comments:
    54
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    73
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    5
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