7 Works in Baby Kaiju (Dispatch)
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So people like me? The average Joe whose granddad wasn’t exposed to experimental radiation or fell into a toxic river, or was born under the star or Orias or something? We’re the soap bubbles. The thin paper people who still get torn, punctured, burned, and broken when not handled with care.
It sucks. But that’s also true of life. So it's not a huge deal.
It just means you have to be smart.
I'm Robert Robertson the Third, and I'm Mecha Man.
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One part novelization, one part character deconstruction, two parts world-build and juuust a dash of AU reinterpretations. All from the mind of an author feral for the Dispatch universe.
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“Wasn’t there footage of you eating people from a few years back?” You sighed. The bat-creature was just as intense as the Reddit AMA the SDN PR team had you do upon your first public success. Half the questions had sexual tones that were overtones that made you want to cringe.
“Yes, I did. That was an accident. I don’t mean to eat people, but well, the hazard of being near a kaiju. I coughed ‘em up later.” Sonar nodded, a gesture that was all in his head before he shrugged again.
“Oh, well, I usually mean to. Good on you though.” You blinked again, speechless as you watched him turn and leave the breakroom without another word. How did he get that past HR? You only watched in bewilderment as Sonar left. You thought yourself an oddball out of all the Z-Teamers, considering you could transform into a building-sized kaiju, but the more you got to know them, you began to think otherwise. It seemed like a violation of workplace norms was more of the routine than you ever imagined when you had signed the hiring contract.
[newly-hired z-team member is trying their best to get used to the z-team routine of ignoring rules and more importantly, HR. robert robertson does not help.]
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I don't know y'all, it's the band AU that was burning my brain.
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Today is Take Your Kid to Work Day and it is being celebrated by various employees of SDN... including Golem and their rather large baby kaiju.
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Flambae's usual bullying of Waterboy has reached the limit of everyone's tolerance. So after some pointless bullying, Robert does his best to make Waterboy feel better and fix the situation.
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- Part 2 of Dispatch One-Shots
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The Z-team find out that Robert has never built a nest before and take him shopping for nesting materials. Fluff and comfort ensues
Can be read as platonic or romantic
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She takes off my mask gently, and she immediately freezes.
"What the fuck?!" She shouted, jumping back away from him, floating in the air.
"What? That bad?" I asked as touch my face.
Skittle fucks must have gotten me good.
"You have a twin?!"
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"Uhm...what?"
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Or what if it wasn't only aliens and beings from other galaxies that visited Earth. What if people from other realities did too, and in this story, what if it was another Robert Robertson the Third, just not as...Heroic as himVillain Robert Robertson III Fic.
I got inspired by the pool deluxe cover as it pays homage to the X-Men pool cover, and they made Robert be Scott, so I was like, wait, why not write story where both Team Mandy and Team Courtney could thrive.
Cause let's be real. We all got 2 saves for those 2 romances. So why not make both Robert's meet.
Jan 2: Fic has been updated. New Chapter.
Second Update on Jan 2 at 7:09PM PST