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Marie is a strong patriot, lover of French art, literature and ideals. But under Nazi occupation, the streets of Paris are filled with uncertainty and repression. When the infamous Jew Hunter, Hans Landa, takes notice of her, she becomes painfully aware of the danger that surrounds her.
Driven by love for her country and hatred of its occupiers, she joins the Inglorious Basterds, risking everything to fight back.
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“For what it’s worth,” Aldo said, voice rough but honest, “I got no memory of what we did last night.” A pause. His mouth twitched into a crooked half grin. “…So why don’t you help me out rememberin’, huh?”
Before Hans could reply, Aldo kicked the bedroom door open with his leg.Forced into uneasy proximity, Aldo Raine and Hans Landa find themselves circling each other long after the war is over—through food, silence, and an escalating battle of control and vulnerability. What begins as hostility slowly fractures into something neither of them planned for, nor knows how to name.
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You are Colonel Hans Landa’s wife. When you were dating, everything felt perfect: you shared everything, spent every free moment together, and your temperaments and ideals matched effortlessly. You were lucky to have caught the interest of a man like Hans.
But marriage changed everything. Living together became difficult, especially with Hans constantly away because of his work. He once devoted all his time to you; now you barely see each other. Arguments became frequent, and both of you grew more aggressive, always cautious, afraid that a simple dispute could escalate.
Yet the love between you never faded. Outsiders might call your relationship toxic and wonder, “Why the hell are they together?” But the bond you share is deeper than anyone knows, you’ve simply never talked things through like a couple in crisis should.
Loneliness drove you to please yourself, since Hans no longer met your needs. That made him suspect you were seeing another man, filling him with anger, humiliation, and the fear of being laughed at behind his back.
And being who he is, Hans won’t just ask you about it.
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Они читают зло по-разному.
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После войны некоторые привычки не исчезают — они просто меняют форму.
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An overheard dialogue by a cleaning lady in a hotel room. Something that clearly, never got out.
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Aka: Hans fucks Dieter. (But it's only dialogue.)Tumbrl anon ask.
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- Part 10 of Tumbrl Asks
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Hans meets a young Jewish man in France and i dont know toxic doomed yaoi kinda situation
Dialogue heavy. Lot of stuff I wrote. Completely unrelated to the main lore of Inglorious Basterds. -
Hans Landa’s Blade Tale by Whatsthefusswith_cats489
Fandoms: Inglourious Basterds (2009)
03 Jan 2026
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One night while Hans is alone, he decides to try something new that he’s been planning for weeks. But is he ready to destroy his body in the process? Yes. Quite literally.
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Gans und Schwein sind keine Freunde by Skaska_Navernoe
Fandoms: Inglourious Basterds (2009)
02 Jan 2026
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Они два паразита, вцепившихся друг другу в глотку (каждая глава - отдельная история)
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Порою, любопытство не доводит до хорошего. by derblickindeinenaugen
Fandoms: Inglourious Basterds (2009)
02 Jan 2026
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I saw you sleeping next to me--I thought I was alone by beatmewithurbitterlies
Fandoms: Inglourious Basterds (2009)
29 Dec 2025
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You're driving me crazy, when are you coming home!
When Aldo Raine has to leave for the day, Landa finds himself missing the American's presence, deeply.
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He accepted. He had no choice. But in his eyes, a spark of the beast was ignited. Hans Landa wanted a caretaker? Fine, he'd have one. Aldo just hoped the refined Colonel was prepared for the animal he was requesting.
→ ∞ ←
Aldo took a step into the kitchen. The air seemed to grow colder. He felt the tip of one canine tooth pressing painfully against his lower lip. The beast was scratching its way out, excited by the sudden and delicious fear emanating from the Nazi.
He leaned forward, getting far too close, violating every concept of personal space. Hans froze, his eyes widening as Aldo inhaled deeply, his nose almost touching the jugular.
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- Part 5 of Just my Delulus about LandaRaine
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After the events of the war, and Landa’s wish to be in situated in a dwelling in Nantucket island is granted, higher officials in the US government chew out Aldo, and as punishment, he spends a year away guarding the ex-nazi. Tension ensues.
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Obsturmhuhrer Hans Landa fucks a prostitue.
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Бездна Анального Угнетения by derblickindeinenaugen
Fandoms: Inglourious Basterds (2009)
03 Dec 2025
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I find you can find happiness in slavery
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Series of cliche romance tropes we either hate or secretly love, featuring Hans Landa.
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Aldo and Utivich teach Colonel Landa how to play Russian Roulette. And maybe the way the Colonel followed their orders made them feel a certain way.
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Aka: a prequel to the other Landa stuff in this series.Aaka: a missing scene after the negotiation scene.
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- Part 1 of Treasures of the War
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the pride of the nation is in love with the general’s daughter, but she is no lover of the third reich.
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In this universe, Dieter Hellstrom and Hans Landa never became Nazis. Instead, they become spies for the allies and infiltrate the SS and Gestapo. Eventually, they are tasked with a hefty mission that the Basterds unknowingly intercept.
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На юге оккупированной Франции зарождается ополчение: они называют себя Ублюдками и в их полном распоряжении огромные ножи, бейсбольные биты и отбившиеся от строя солдаты Вермахта. Дитер Хельштром получает ответственное задание: устранить пятнадцать французов, подозреваемых в пособничестве Ублюдкам, — и компанию в этом нелёгком деле ему составит та, от кого меньше всего этого стоило этого ожидать. Но сотрудничество с британской шпионкой, вверенной ему Гансом Ландой, вскорости принимает неожиданный оборот.