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  1. Rec 14

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    Shane Hollander's two cats like Ilya Rozanov. It shouldn't make a difference, except in all the ways it does.

    Canon divergent AU, basically a rewrite of the tuna melt scene. See author's notes for more details.

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    12 May 2026

  2. Rec 32

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    “Ilya.” Shane says softly. “Talk to me. Whatever it is, we can figure it out.”

    Ilya honest to god sniffles, before croaking out, “You sound like Yuna.”

    Shane stares at him, before deadpanning, “Well. She’s my mother, so that’s really not all that surprising. You know how genetics work.”

    It’s a playful jab, meant to be a callback to when Ilya would tease him about being boring like his dad.

    Instead, Ilya bursts into tears.

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    12 May 2026

  3. Rec *

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    It's Shane Hollander's first season in Ottawa, and the whole Centaurs roster is playing better than they ever have. So why won't the press focus on that? Why do he and Ilya keep having to answer questions about their marriage, and not get to talk about the incredible start to the season that their team is having? Maybe if they do one podcast, with hosts who are normal people, they can just tell their whole story and focus on bringing the Stanley Cup to Ottawa.

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    or, Shane and Ilya do a sports podcast run by lesbians for members of the LGBTQ+ community, and the internet reacts.

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    10 May 2026

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    08 May 2026

  5. Rec 96

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    “Yes!” Ilya exclaims, his face lighting up, “Shane. We have to cook for him. I can’t believe you just ran into him!”

    Shane laughs and turns his phone back to face himself, “How did you know about him?”

    “I saw him on Youtube Shorts! He meets so many cool people.”

    The man behind the camera laughs and points the camera to himself, showing his delighted expression at Ilya’s enthusiasm.

    The camera turns back to Shane, and the man asks him his signature question, “If you were to cook something for me, like this evening, what would you make?”

    “Ah, Shane would make you eat grass with some protein powder sprinkled on top. Maybe a carrot for dessert,” Ilya’s accented voice calls out from the phone speaker.

    OR: Shane and Ilya are encountered by that guy who asks random people in New York if they'd cook for him for $100. They say yes because Ilya Rozanov watches Youtube Shorts (unfortunately) and recognizes the guy.

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    04 May 2026