ApatheticAsshole
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get religion quick (cause you're looking divine) by brinnanza
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
12 Mar 2019
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So it was fine. Even if Crowley couldn’t love him, he clearly liked him well enough, and that was almost the same thing.
It no doubt would have continued to be fine, or at least fine-adjacent, were it not for a narrowly averted apocalypse and several bottles of a really quite nice Riesling Aziraphale had found in the back room of his newly restored bookshop.
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26 Jun 2026
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In which people keep mistaking Crowley and Aziraphale for a couple, and Aziraphale starts to wonder if there might be something to it.
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10 Jun 2026
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In Mikoshi, V makes a choice few people could make: he lets Johnny keep his body and leaves with Alt past the Blackwall. Johnny is left picking up the pieces of a life he didn’t think he’d get and trying not to resent V for his sacrifice.
When Rogue discovers Johnny’s body in an Arasaka facility, frozen in cryogenic sleep and still viable, Johnny makes the mad dash to pull V back from beyond the Blackwall before it’s too late, before everything that makes V who he is is gone.
Even when they are both back in their bodies, nothing is simple. The path to saving V’s life leads them beyond the borders of the city and out toward a past V thought he left behind him.
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- Part 1 of Rain Like This
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20 Jan 2026
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i've been here so long (i think that it's time to move) by UnfortunatelyObsessed for nerdykai128
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
08 Jun 2022
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Nandor is leaning against the curtained doorway, bumping his head back against the jamb over and over again as he listens to Guillermo just bitch.
“Memo, why have you not gotten a wife yet?” Guillermo imitates. “Memo, you should try the same diet Alexia is on. Memo, I saw Jeremiah in the supermercado yesterday, you two used to be such good friends—”
“Yeesh, alright, I get it,” Nandor finally snaps out, holding his hands over his ears. “You can stop with the voices now. It sounds insufferable.”
“It is insufferable!” Guillermo shoves another sweater into his overnight bag. “But Victor had to go and get engaged and plan the wedding for the same fucking weekend so here I am! Guilt-tripped into helping for a cousin I don’t even really know!”
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23 Aug 2025
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Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow Too by cookinguptales for htbthomas, fenellaevangela
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
06 Dec 2022
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After Guillermo comes home with another vampire's bite on his neck, a poorly planned wish gets Nandor's dumb ass stuck in a time loop.
And Nandor's never handled eternity well.
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- Part 1 of Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow Too
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22 Aug 2025