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    Six months into the school year, Hilda comes to the horrifying realization that everyone who gets paired up for weekly chores ends up dating. Claude proceeds to make it his life's mission to pull weeds with Teach.

    It goes about as well as expected.

    Or: That time Byleth was accidentally the world's greatest matchmaker while also having zero social skills and Hilda, understandably, was 100% done with everyone.

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    Daniel is surprised when Grace dumps Alex mid-wedding ceremony, but even more surprised when he's the only Le Domas family member she has any interest in maintaining a relationship with.

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    Merlin, when he casts a spell in front of Arthur and the knights, might panic slightly. As in, he convinces Arthur that he definitely, no way, was aware that he could do magic. Arthur, being the kind and wise king he is, tries to help his idiot manservant figure out his new powers.

    The Knights of The Round Table are mostly there to see what kind of cool things Merlin can do.

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    22 Sep 2025

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    “I’m dreaming, and dreaming about you, that’s all,” Cliopher informed me. “For one, I don’t believe in fate, or destiny. Second of all, you’re dressed like Fitzroy Angursell, and that’s clearly not right.” Oh, but this really was dangerous, for you and for me. “Third of all, if this is real I’m probably going to get executed tomorrow for the really very egregious etiquette violations I’ve already committed, and I would prefer not to be.”

    “Nobody’s executing you,” you said sharply. You were not going to let anyone. Not Cliopher Mdang, your competent, intrepid, unpolished secretary. (Your soulmate.)

    “You see?” Cliopher said. “Unrealistic. Definitely a dream.”

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    A Petty Treasons-era soulmates AU.

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    14 Jun 2025

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    If Cliopher had to sit around twiddling his thumbs he would lose his mind. “I’m going to legalize the rest of Fitzroy Angursell’s poetry,” he said, without entirely meaning to. To Aioru’s widened eyes and Ludvic’s raised eyebrows, he said, “I need a project, it’s non-essential to government functioning, and he’s Zunidh’s poet laureate now. Having half of his works be illegal for sedition is absurd.”

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    A political crisis in Nijan prevents Cliopher from retiring after the landslide and reuniting with Fitzroy. What it can't prevent is Cliopher and Fitzroy being ridiculous about each other from worlds apart.

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    14 Jun 2025