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    Percy Jackson wakes on the shores of the Trojan War and is promptly captured.

    The Greeks think he’s a prize. The sea thinks otherwise.

    When storms answer his temper and thunder refuses to challenge him, the camp reaches a dangerous conclusion: he stands above Olympus. Percy lets them believe it. A god is harder to command than a boy.

    But even gods are drawn into war — and into the orbit of two warriors who kneel in fear long before they ever dare to look at him as anything else.

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    12 May 2026

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    “We could raise him,” Bellatrix whispered, eyes gleaming. “Train him. Teach him the family legacy. Hex his teachers. Matching robes again!”

    “We agreed,” Tom hissed, “no robes, no rituals, and absolutely no snakes named after exes. No snakes means no kids too. I thought you understood that. I gave up dark lording to write grumpy op eds and do crosswords in peace.”

    “But think of it,” she said. “Legacy preservation. Just... smaller. And with snacks.”

    Tom sighed like a middle aged man. “Fine. But if he tries to resurrect anything, it's on your head”

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    The story of how Harry Potter ended up the legal ward of a semi retired dark academic and his emotionally unstable tax spouse.

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    10 Apr 2026

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    With a sound like a giant bubble bursting, Harry vanished – ripping a chunk of the fence and the earth beneath him into a swirling void.

    Dudley and his gang froze, staring at the empty space where the other boy had just been – confusion clear across their faces.

    Harry Potter had gotten away.

    (Far away, in the humid forests of Albania, a shadow of a man – a mere sliver of soul, the faint spectre of the once-feared Lord Voldemort – felt a violent pull on his magic. He could not resist – could not fight it. In an instant, he was drained, erased, and snuffed out like a candle.

    Thus, one prophecy found its end, while another – far away and elsewhere – had only just begun.)

    Or: Harry never apparates to the top of the school roof in a feat of accidental magic. Instead, he rips through time and space and – after a few twists and turns – lands squarely in the metaphorical lap of a Dark Lord in his prime, becoming Voldemort’s least favourite plot twist.

    Tom, however, eventually comes to appreciate the pint-sized troublemaker he has been saddled with.

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    Having lived through an apocalyptic series of events that caused the destruction of the world, Harry is determined to do whatever it takes to undo the damage. A small group of survivors send him back in time to his childhood in the hopes of changing history and preventing the Doomsday. Unfortunately, they don’t know exactly what caused it, so Harry's job is to change as much as possible.

    Naturally, that involves terrorizing Hogwarts and becoming a criminal mastermind. And conquering Voldemort. Not necessarily in that order.

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    27 Oct 2025

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    “Longbottom is a worthless excuse for a wizard. He’s not even a proper Gryffindor, if there even is such a thing.” Malfoy glanced across the table at Crabbe and Goyle. “What kind of lion runs away from a snake?” The two boys and Parkinson laughed mockingly.

    Harry had been content to just leave, feeling more irritated with the others than any actual anger. But as he was standing up, he caught sight of Umbridge sitting at the head table fairly close to the Slytherins, giggling into her napkin in obvious mirth.

    Yeah, fuck that.

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    After being re-sorted into Slytherin at the beginning of fifth year, Harry has finally had enough of Malfoy. But instead of letting his anger take hold in a very Gryffindor way, he lets his inner snake out to play.

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    12 Aug 2025