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ESPN @espn ✅
Time for the reveal!
Boston’s Legend @ilyarozanov will be the surprise commentator for the BOSTON VS MONTREAL game!
💬 122K 🔄 508.2K ❤️ 1Memma @rozanovstits
THEY GOT ROZANOV OUT OF RETIREMENT FOR THIS GAME????
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leo @rizzanov
oh my god i’ve missed his face please thank u jesus
💬 2K 🔄 23K ❤️ 200Kor: retired hockey god ilya rozanov and hockey god shane hollander
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Shane Hollander: Stupid Canadian Wolf-Bird Expert (and lover boy) by warmporridge
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
30 Mar 2026
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“I love him,” Shane says so simply that it catches JJ off guard.
Well, fuck. If Shane loves him, then JJ has to at least try to like him too, he promises himself. Fuck.
“I’ll… try.”
“Thank you.”
“But if his favourite player is Rozanov, I’m asking Hayden for help to bury his body.”
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In which Ilya is still a hockey player and Shane is the nerdy ornithologist who makes loons everyone’s problem.
Or, 5 times people learn that the nerdy TA obsessed with loons has a boyfriend. And 1 time they learn that said boyfriend is Ilya Rozanov.
Featuring a certain Russian figure skating living legend with silver hair. Ariana, what are you doing over here?
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Puck Me, I’m Yours by TylerReed
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
27 Mar 2026
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In a world where homophobia and queer fear doesn't exist, in a world where love can happen out in the open for anyone and everyone, Shane Hollander is still stubbornly single. As the Captain of the Montreal Voyageurs, he insists he's too focused on hockey and his career for a relationship, when in reality, old fears of being seen as "the hockey weirdo" keep him from unmasking.
That is, until Ilya Rozanov enters his life. The newly single Captain of the Ottawa Centaurs, after a decade-long relationship ends amicably, is now interested in the one man who won't give him the time of day.
So when Shane, while on National Television, tells Ilya he'll have to "impress him" to earn that first date, Ilya takes it as the greatest challenge of his life. What follows is a whirlwind of grand romantic gestures, public flirting, chirping (flirting) on the ice, social media ploys and and ever escalating spectacle. All while the NHL, their friends, their family, their teams, and fans across the continent watch, cheer, and place bets on when Shane will finally say yes.
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The problem was, Ilya couldn’t quite explain it himself. After a few minutes of ruminating, he finally settles on:
Why do I want to eat my husband?
Top result: Wife found guilty of cannibalising her husband, remains found in basement
Ilya frowns down at his screen. Well that wasn’t it. He huffs quietly in frustration, before backspacing and trying again.
Wanting to squish and bite my husband
The search lags, and Ilya taps the tips of his thumbs impatiently against the screen, chewing on his bottom lip. Finally the page refreshes.
Top result: Why boundaries in relationships are important
Ilya rolls his eyes, on the verge of giving up.
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Ilya has a severe case of cuteness aggression when it comes to his heavily pregnant husband, and he doesn’t quite know what to do about it.
(+ now with bonus scenes of Shane and Ilya being dads!)
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Hayden just wanted to surprise Shane with a guy’s night in. Shane had been flat lately, and he and JJ thought it would be nice to distract him with friendship.
How they ended up stuck in a fucking closet watching Shane get dicked down harder than anyone in the history of the world has ever been dicked down, Hayden would never quite understand.
