Bipancake



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    Ilya’s dad has to go on his yearly work trip to Canada. That’s nothing new, except for the fact that Ilya’s mom just died, and he’s not trusted to stay home alone. So, to Canada he goes.

    Ilya’s expecting to hate every second of Canada. And he does.

    Until he meets Shane Hollander

     

    Or: 12 year old Ilya finds himself in Canada, sees a boy with freckles on a frozen lake, and now has a life mission to become a Hollander. (He succeeds)

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    19 Mar 2026

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    If Shane had a penny for every time he'd got close to a chaotic bisexual menace who enjoyed causing problems on purpose, he'd have two pennies. Which isn't a lot, but he didn't expect one of them to be because of ROSE LANDRY.
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    Rose takes to the internet and they end up announcing their break up in the least boring way possible. (No, Shane isn't freaking out. Much.)

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    10 Mar 2026

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    @rozanov81: You in sheets, but I'm one in dreams. We are not the same

    @raidersfan2003: Nurse he's vague posting again

    Or: Rosegate told through a series of thirsty tweets.

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    10 Mar 2026

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    Shane takes in a distant cousin of his from Japan because his parents couldn't. This child isn't like other children, he's quite unique.

    Haruka Sakura gets placed in Shane Hollander's care. He's not used to adults being nice.

    In otherwords, Haruka deserved a better childhood so I made a better one for him.

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    10 Mar 2026

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    Shane Hollander is going to murder his agent.

    And he means that literally. Because his agent is the reason he’s currently wearing a hot mic during Hockey Night in Canada. Against the Ottawa Centaurs. Against Ilya.

    Ilya, who has no filter. Ilya, who thinks workplace professionalism is a hilarious suggestion for other people. Ilya, who has spent a decade perfecting the art of saying absolutely unhinged things to Shane on the ice, safe in the knowledge that nobody can hear him.

    Ilya, who definitely doesn’t know about the microphone.

    What follows is sixty minutes of Shane’s life flashing before his eyes while his secret boyfriend enthusiastically discusses their sex life, their broken furniture, and exactly what he wants to do to Shane after the game — all broadcast to millions of viewers.

    The problem? Shane can’t get a word in edgewise to warn him.

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    10 Mar 2026