Bones_Bard
Fandoms
- Doctor Who (2005) (91)
- Nightsleeper (TV 2024) (13)
- House M.D. (9)
- Amphibia (Cartoon) (5)
- Chicago (2002) (5)
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Help me through by Bones_Bard
Fandoms: The War Between the Land and the Sea (TV), Doctor Who (2005)
18 Mar 2026
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Kate goes to an old lover over call after her partner dies, maybe there’s still something there
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Little snippets from emails from UNIT, in which professional email accounts are used improperly
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Osgood is taken off a dangerous mission, and only Kate knows why
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The rain pours while they’re on there break, they have fun
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In which gifting happens between them
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Mostly oneshots
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Shasha And Milo Fan Fic by Bones_Bard, Story_Writer43002
Fandom Shasha and Milo (Cartoon)
29 Jul 2025
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This is a collection of my Clashildr oneshots
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High Seas by daystarsearcher
Fandoms: Doctor Who (2005), Doctor Who & Related Fandoms, UNIT: the New Series (Big Finish Audio)
15 Nov 2025
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Kate is a dashing pirate. Osgood is a captive noblewoman. The story is an excuse for sexual tension.
Bookmarked by Bones_Bard
06 Mar 2026
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10 Times House Pretended to be His Fellows’ Dad (and One Time They Pretended He Was Theirs) by Redwri
Fandoms: House M.D.
04 Feb 2025
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What it says on the tin.
House has way too much fun.
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Bookmarked by Bones_Bard
02 Feb 2026
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Before Wilson can say anything, House splurts out, “She’s my daughter.”
“Oh.”
“Yeah.”
A few stunned moments go by during which Wilson feels the need to sit down and reevaluate his whole life. House has a daughter. The man who fucking hates people has a daughter.
“So she’s your daughter. How come she… popped to your life only now? You knew about her before?”
House frowns his brows. “Of course I didn’t fucking know about her before! She’s fucking five! How could’ve I kept that a secret until now?
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Gregory House wakes up one beautiful morning to CPS behind his door. They inform him he now has a child. He calls in Wilson to help.
Because that's all he knows to do.
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02 Feb 2026
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Bill Potts is captivated by the whimsy and passion of the Doctor's lectures, even though she's not a student of St. Luke's University and would probably be tossed out bodily if she ever got caught sneaking into his classes. But when she observes her hero gawking shamelessly at Clara Oswald, Bill is filled with righteous indignation on the English tutor's behalf...totally unaware that there is far more to the Doctor and Miss Oswald's relationship than meets the eye.
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- Part 4 of The Doctor and the Teacher
Bookmarked by Bones_Bard
09 Jan 2026
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“Hey Anne, did you know that the liver can regrow itself?”
“Uh no Marcy, I didn’t.”
“Yeah, it can grow back even if half of it is gone! That’s probably gonna come in handy right about now.”
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Marcy Gets Stabbed 2: Electric Boogaloo.
After an accident sends a metal pipe through the car window, Marcy gets stabbed. Again. Anne probably should pull over and call 911. She does not. Marcy is more amused than anything else. Sasha gets taco bell.This is the dumbest thing I've ever written.
Bookmarked by Bones_Bard
15 Nov 2025