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    What if Shane Hollander got on his knees in a dirty club bathroom in LA, and got more than an orgasm out of it? What if he also made a friend who helped him stand up for himself?
    What if Ilya Rozanov had his very own pet dinosaur?
    What if Scott and Kip met differently?
    What if the queer NHL hockey players found each other sooner, and had each other's backs?
    What if they didn't have to navigate self-discovery, queer love, and homophobia on their own, and what if they all got to come out on their own terms?
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    A funny, sweet, and (briefly!) angsty story about unexpected connections and the power of queer friendship. Told through characters' POVs and text history.

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    16 May 2026

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    Hahaha

    Ok I love this, best meet cute for Scott and Kip ever

    Shane has a type - hot ripped and marbe hockey?

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    Carter Hale was in the room where it happened.
    The room where Shane Hollander cut ties with the Montreal Voyageurs.
    He recorded everything and sat on that information for months.
    It is time to hit Post.
    Crowell did not appreciate being blindsided.

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    16 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Fun

    Always here for dirty internal politics

  3. Public Bookmark 22

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    Shane and Ilya are teammates on the Buffalo Blizzards and recently began secretly dating (see preceding fic Follow You Home). No one can know they are together, so they are hiding their relationship very carefully and sneakily and surely no one will find out...
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    5 times a Blizzard figured out Shane and Ilya are together and kept it to themself
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    1 time the Blizzards have an intervention

    This is a sequel! For best experience, read Follow You Home first! <3

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    16 May 2026

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    Fun

    Love how the teammates find out about them but keep silent

    Also love that the team has a lesbian coach with broken gaydar

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    After the Tuna Meltdown, Ilya and Shane never rekindle things at All Star Weekend 2017.
    A series of losses (no MCD, don’t worry) to Ilya’s life in Boston lead to him signing with the Buffalo Blizzards.
    Although single, Shane comes out to his team. The Voyageurs are less than supportive. Montreal trades him to Buffalo in exchange for first draft pick in 2018.
    When practice starts in September, things are awkward but fine.
    But it’s Buffalo, so of course there is a big snowstorm, which leads to 48 hours of forced proximity.

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    16 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Same team but mske it Buffalo.

    No all stars get together - instead a cute 48hrs stranded in house together to make them open up.

    I am unsure if I buy the Ilya does not understand driving in snow, but I guess I will file it under city boy Ilya lore

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    “You are such an idiot!” Ilya cackled loudly, pointing a finger at Troy Barrett.

    “Idiot with a capital I,” Shane added, nodding his head solemnly.

    “Idiot with all the letters capital! Barrett, I cannot believe you!”

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    16 May 2026

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    Fun fun fun

    Freak4freak twitter battle