Confusednoises
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Draco Malfoy is lying low and working as a jeweller in Paris until a case of mistaken identity and a letter from George Weasley force him to stop avoiding his past, sort of.
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« George was very impressed with the charm bracelet that I gave Fleur for Christmas, » she declared. « He had many technical questions that I could not answer because I am only a lowly apprentice, so I told him to write to the Master I work under, who made the piece and is very generous with his knowledge, » she finished sternly.
« So he wrote a professional enquiry to Draco? » Astoria snorted.
« No, he addressed it to Monsieur Herbeverte, and the questions are actually very thoughtful and I can’t write back because he doesn’t know I’m me and he’ll Incendio the letter and possibly Gabrielle as soon as he finds that out, » muttered Draco.
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31 May 2026
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How Is Fontainian Babby Formed? by namelessdeer
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
21 Dec 2024
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"Nahida," Furina stage-whispers, "What's wrong with that person?"
Nahida blinks. "You mean the pregnant woman?"
Furina's mind goes blank. "What," she says. "Pregnant? Like an animal?"In which I take Neuvillette's explanation of where Fontainian children came from way too literally on purpose, ft. Nahida adopting Furina into her support group for traumatized 500-year-old divinities.
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- Part 7 of scara brainrot
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30 May 2026
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Scott decides to leave Beacon HIlls with Allison and her father. Stiles is left alone to deal with the supernatural troubles of his home town, so he turns to Derek.
Years later, Scott’s new pack is threatened, and the only ones who can help them are the Hale pack and Derek’s powerful mate.
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27 May 2026
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“It depends entirely on how you look at it, I guess,” Stiles shrugs. “On the one hand, instant healing and the apparently inherited ability to pull off leather at all times. On the other, serious attitude problems and a suspicious disappearance of eyebrows.”
“Even Derek’s?” Danny snorts, “that’s a lot of eyebrow to lose.”
“I know,” Stiles agrees. “You should see, it’s so weird. Every time I want to ask him where they go, except he’d totally eat my face off.”
“There are worse ways to die.”
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27 May 2026
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he's my man, we're hand in hand by dangodangomilk
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
05 Apr 2026
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Phainon's skin has turned ashen, much like the dull grey of a weathered marble statue. Fractures split across his face, unusual cracks spidering outwards like shattered porcelain. An otherworldly, galactic glow bleeds through the fissures beneath the wounds, spilling most vividly along his cheek and his left eye, and the largest wound near his head burns a violet fire that flickers and pulses dimly.
“Deliverer,” Mydei says carefully, but Phainon flinches as if Mydei had just said something vile to him instead. “This is what you meant by waiting until it goes back to normal?”
An unexpected mishap reverts Phainon's form into that of the Flame Reaver. It's Mydei's job to show the prisoner of flames that he is still very much loved.
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27 May 2026