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Common Literary Tropes And Their Various Psychological Interpretations by alluxia
Fandoms: Stray Kids (Band)
15 Oct 2025
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“You could post a job offer,” Chan grins, stealing a chicken from Minho’s plate. “Now hiring! Hot fake boyfriend to go on cheesy dates with so that I can sell myself as a hopeless romantic and keep my mediocre job at my way too progressive publisher. For more detailed information, please visit www.totallynotaserialkiller.com. You could move the guy to your house! To fully immerse in the boyfriend-experience. But make it an actual job, so you pay for babysi— I mean fake-dating you.”
Minho looks at him like he’s got a pumpkin for a head. “And you think there’s someone desperate enough to accept such a shady offer?"Once-bestselling thriller author Lee Minho's life takes a brand new (and decidedly awful) trajectory when he's tasked to write an erotic novel in order to save his career. Being the living antithesis of a romantic, Minho asks his friends for advice, but it's almost worse than not doing anything. Because let's be honest: hiring a surrogate boyfriend to roleplay his book with is not only a ridiculous idea, but also the recipe for disaster.
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20 Aug 2026
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From closer, it’s clear that Minho is about his age. He’s handsome— very much so— in an untouchable sort of way. Straight nose, sharp eyes, a defined cupid’s bow. He looks sculpted rather than born. Jisung might shrink under the weight of his presence if the situation were different.
Knowing that Minho is dying ruins the illusion of perfection.
Jisung answers an ad online reading: "I'm going to die, but there's a lot of things I haven't done yet that I don't want to do alone."
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20 Aug 2026
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Minho didn't care what went on behind closed doors.
He knew what Chan was usually up to. He didn't want to know what Hyunjin was up to.
But it was weird... that he had a sneaky feeling his best friend's shy and nocturnal roommate was up to something. Especially when he finds way too many coincidences to count between him and his favourite camboy.- Language:
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16 Aug 2026
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"Tell me, Sungie, do you want a pretty girlfriend one day? Someone to take home to your mum? Because right now you reek of prude, and I can help you with that…..I could teach you"
Jisung is sure he must have misheard it. He had to have, right? Yet Minho doesn't laugh it off, he doesn't hit Jisung's shoulder and exclaim 'Ha! Gottcha!' - he just stands there, looking at Jisung with his stupid pretty head tilted, waiting.
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Straight A student Han Jisung agrees to tutor untouchable local delinquent Lee Minho in hopes of securing extra credit - but ends up with a whole lot more then he ever signed up for when Jisung finds himself falling for the broken boy hiding behind a facade of cigarette smoke and cruel words.
It's a messy thing; to fall in love when you're far from ready for it.
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14 Aug 2026
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Searching for death in all the wrong places, bounty hunter Han Jisung gets the opportunity of a lifetime… the chance to repay his debts and help his closest friend at the same time. The cost? Only his freedom… and possibly his life. But that’s okay, he never asked for it anyway.
Will Jisung find his end? Or is the vampire he sells himself to the beginning he hadn't known he was searching for?
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Fighting sleep, Jisung’s words come out slurred. “I’d love to be able to talk to animals. I’d have so many friends.”
“Friends?” Minho questions. “Not pets?”
“I can’t have pets…” He replies while snuggling deeper into his pillow. “… I’m a slave. I’m already the pet.”
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Minho’s caged bird sings the most beautiful songs, and he wants nothing more than to free it. To dismantle the golden bars that keep Han’s heart cast in shadows and watch him bloom in freedom.
The most stunning of creatures, it is a crime to chain him. A spirit like Han’s deserves to be free.Or- Bounty hunter Han Jisung is sold to vampire Lee Minho to complete a job. One is broken, the other lost… but together, they could be complete.
Please don’t let the length of the fic scare you away…