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He promises himself it’s just a one-time thing, but he knows he is just lying to himself.
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fic based on Pushing It Down and Praying by Lizzie McAlpine from Remus' POV using Grant from All The Young Dudes by MsKingBean89
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What Grows in the Dark by madefortherain for lanearoo
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Feb 2026
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With Harry away at university in Scotland, Sirius is alone, antsy, and in dire need of distraction.
A one-way ticket out of London. A farm in the Yorkshire Rhubarb Triangle. Candlelight and quiet. Plants hand-picked with awe. A farmer. A frown. The thrill of a laugh that bursts honey-bright. Of a week that spans a forever. Of saying yes instead of no for once...or twice...or thrice.
Of finding out just how big the littlest things can grow in the dark.
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LAPDOG by VerminWorship for goldenprophet, peachyybabe
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Mar 2026
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The upcoming marriage of his brother, the looming 14th birthday of his godson, and the blinding career successes of his friends are all leaving 33-year-old Sirius Black feeling old, unfulfilled, and listless. Maybe enrolling in college will help.
Or: Sirius gets himself into a kinky relationship with Remus Lupin—his professor.
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Sirius Black has been quietly helping werewolves for twenty years. When Remus Lupin’s Wolfsbane supplier disappears the day before the full moon, leaving him one dose short, he desperately turns to Sirius’s black market apothecary for help.
Relying on others is a risk Remus can’t afford, and safety is something Sirius has never been able to guarantee, but somewhere between all the potions and plants, they start to build something that feels like home. Until Greyback resurfaces and threatens to tear it all down.
Tonight, some wolves howled at the moon with their packs, some clawed at their own skin from inside their iron prisons, and some slept soundly with their minds intact.
And he couldn’t save any of them.
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Scandalously Yours by astralsunshine for magicbeings
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Nov 2025
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When two-time Oscar winner and walking PR catastrophe Sirius Black drunkenly torpedoes his career at an award show, his manager sends him to The Graham Norton Show for damage control.
(Un)fortunately, sharing the sofa that night is bestselling reclusive novelist RJ Lupin: cardigan-clad, and far too attractive for Sirius’s peace of mind.
Somewhere between hundreds of viral memes and stolen phone numbers, what begins as a PR nightmare might just become the first honest thing either of them has ever done in years.
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- Part 1 of Scandalously Yours
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Remus makes a deal with a devil to cure his mother’s cancer—in exchange he has to do a certain amount of evil. Turns out he’s pretty useless at it, and the demon Sirius, sent to supervise him, eventually takes pity on him and goes against Hell's orders to help him out.
Written for Moony’s Midlife Crisis Fest 2025.