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    Jackie suddenly appeared behind Hayden. She was smiling widely as she took her place next to Hayden, slipping her arm round her husband. "Shane, Ilya, so glad you guys made it!"

    With one arm, Rozanov pulled her out of Hayden's embrace and twirled her around. "Ah, I have missed you Jackie. You are looking very sexy today, well done."

    Patrice's jaw dropped. 

    Surely even Ilya Rozanov wasn't flirting with another man's wife in front of her husband and his own husband?

    Pat glanced at Kate, giving her his 'I told you so' look. 

    But Jackie just laughed. "Thank you, Ilya."

    "You are very welcome. Is tragic for you now your husband is so old. Anyway, here is gift for old man. I wanted to give Viagra-"

    "Oi!"

    Jesus, this guy didn't know when to stop, did he?

    "-But Shane said was 'inappropriate'," He made finger quotes with his fingers as he spoke and then shrugged, a shit-eating grin on his face. "Sorry, Jackie, I tried to help."

    Asshole.

    (hayden's birthday party sees 3 metros, and their assumptions about hollanov, corrected)

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    (people ship ilya & scott hunter. ilya has a breakdown about it)

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    The problem is, no one knows how to market Ilya Rozanov's (in his own words) sexy Euro masculinity to an audience of white straight men.

    He needs the best. And if it happens to be his secret lovers' mother who despises his very existence, so be it.


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    See? That is what I need. Do not care that you are not professional. You are best
    This is Ilya Rozanov

    Yuna

    This is a fucking joke, right?

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    Ilya is breathing in manly shampoo, and his arm is numb, and he’s lived this day already. At least once, but he thinks it could be more. The panic hits him first, slamming him into the scratched plexiglass of his own body. He pushes off of it, and he ends up on the other side of the bed.

    Hollander makes a noise like a creaky door, and Ilya swallows.

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    Please let me in, she thinks. I can be better. I can do it right this time, I promise.

    Or: an exploration into why Yuna might've needed 5 minutes to herself after learning that her son had been hiding a relationship from her for nearly a decade.

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