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    Ilya posts a casual video of himself covered in a necklace of hickeys given to him by his beautiful, freaky boyfriend. In an unfortunate turn of events, girls all over the world join forces to share the details and video evidence of their own sexual exploits with Russia’s pass-around party boy. Shane is not at all consumed by jealousy and absolutely does not fall into a spiral of competitive obsession over these events.

    —

    Or, 5 times Shane tries to be as good as every girl that Ilya’s ever been with, + 1 time Ilya shows him that he has always been better.

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    29 Sep 2026

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    Draco Malfoy makes a living gossiping about Harry Potter. Harry makes a hobby out of giving him new material. Soon, it’s hard to tell whether the Chosen One has finally gone off the rails or if the column has taken creative writing a bit too far.

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    28 Sep 2026

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    Draco left England after the trials and has travelled the world meeting wizards and Muggles from different cultures and with vastly different relationships to magic, each other, and the natural world. Now he's a fisherman in Finland on commercial vessels. Harry has been struggling since the war and has become a recluse while trying to write his autobiography. An invitation to the Hogwarts class of 1998's 15th reunion isn't welcomed by either of them, but neither could predict how the night, and their reunion, will upend their lives.

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    22 Sep 2026

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    The plan was the same as all of Draco’s previous missions. Head to the location, search for clues, collect the target, then let the galleons roll in.

    What the plan didn't involve?

    Getting stranded on an isolated island inhabited by someone who’s been missing from England for the past ten years. His former nemesis — the Boy Who Lived To Be A Moody Recluse.

    Who Also Happens To Be Distractingly, Incredibly Fit.

    Who Also Still Hates Draco's Guts.

    It’s too bad Potter has the personality of a Blast-Ended Skrewt on a bad day, or that they likely won't make it a week before killing each other, because being stuck with nothing but Potter for company is starting to make Draco think of far more pleasurable things they could do to pass the time.

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    17 Sep 2026

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    Harry Potter is United's star striker, set to carry the team to another record breaking title this season.

    Enter Draco Malfoy, the Premier League's newest referee, who has – for reasons yet to be determined – taken against United’s golden boy. As Malfoy's bullshit decisions against him mount up, so does Harry's outrage, until he's finally seeing red.

    There's nothing else for it. Harry needs to pay this referee a visit, needs to have it out with him, man to fucking man.

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    Draco gets railed at Old Trafford.

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    08 Sep 2026