Hayden_the_witch
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I'm a handful, but that's what hands are for by Hayden_the_witch
Fandoms: Sanders Sides (Web Series)
30 Aug 2026
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"Of course," Virgil smirks, "Princey."
"Oh," Roman mutters to himself, "That's gonna stick, fuck…"
Virgil laughs, this time none of that cool guy swagger, but real and bright and genuine, and it's a beautiful sound. Roman thinks that he wants to capture it in a bottle, or a music box, or a video, so he can listen over and over and over again. Roman groans, throwing his head back dramatically. He's so fucked. This little crush that is quickly developing is going to be a problem.
"Why do you torment me so?" Roman asks, lamenting the situation.
Virgil tilts his head, pouting at Roman patronizingly. "Because you make it so easy. It's fun, and easy, like stealing candy from a baby."
Or: The story of how Roman and Virgil first got together.
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- Part 1 of Number One Series
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Break up with your boyfriend, yuh yuh, 'Cause I'm bored by Hayden_the_witch
Fandoms: Sanders Sides (Web Series)
29 Aug 2026
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"Does it make me a bad person for wanting to flirt more now that I know the content of your boyfriend's character?"
"You don't know him," Emile says, smiling like he's trying to cover up the pain. "You don't know me."
"What if I want to know you?" Remy asks, in a teasing lilting voice. Emilie looks up in at him in surprise, wide-eyed and bleary, and fuck, he's going to have a heart attack.
"Scratch that," Remy blurts out. "I definitely want to know you. No question about it."
OR: When Emile Picani flees his abusive ex-boyfriend to go live with his cousin in the big city, he has big dreams of opening his own practice to help the people who need it most. The good news is, he has a trust fund- one that can only be opened once he marries for love. Through a series of unfortunate events, he revels this fact to Remy, his only friend in this new and confusing town. And Remy...
Remy offers to marry him.!!Direct SEQUEL to And If you ever leave me high and dry, and it will not make sense without the context of that fic!!
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- Part 4 of Number One Series
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"Ohhhhh," Remus says, "So that's what Logan's been doing."
Remus is lost in his own thoughts for a second, reclassifying all of the things Logan had been doing these past four months, so he doesn't notice that everyone else in the room had gone silent and were staring at him.
"Exactly what do you mean by that?" Janus asks, suddenly intensely curious, staring at Remus.
"Oh, I mean," Remus says, "I think Logan's been Pavlov-ing me."
Or: Logan does an experiment. Remus doesn't really mind.
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Strange is the call of this strange man, by Hayden_the_witch
Fandoms: Sanders Sides (Web Series)
24 Aug 2026
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Logan's been dealt a pretty shit hand in life, if he can be honest. Look, he usually tries to keep an optimistic view about his life. There is nothing productive about moping. He usually doesn't even let himself think like that. There's always a next step, a next thing to be done, something hopeful he can work forwards to.
There is no forwards in this situation. Because Logan is being sacrificed to a god that will surely kill him.
Or: Logan is sacrificed to a god. Maybe... Maybe that's not so bad? (God Janus AU)
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Put you on repeat, play you everywhere I go by Hayden_the_witch
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
24 Aug 2026
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Alright, let's do this one last time.
My name is Petra Parker, and two years ago I was bitten by a radioactive spider. And then, uh, a bunch of stuff happened- I made a ton of enemies as Spider-Man, and two best friends in the whole world, Ned and MJ, as Peter Parker- and then six months ago I discovered something about myself.
And ever since then, I've been the one and only… Spider-Girl.
OR: My humble fanfiction take on Petra Parker.
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you are the only exception by Hayden_the_witch
Fandom Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026)
22 Jul 2026
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Bloodymary ramblings by Hayden_the_witch
Fandom Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026)
22 Jul 2026
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all of our love (filling all of our room) by puppiegracie
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Punisher (TV 2017)
31 Aug 2026
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codependent spideyskull who cheered. it's angsty it's smutty it's fluffy. peter parker is mentally ill about father figures and frank castle is... mentally ill. what else is new. but like it's as much a character study trauma plot point as it is a kink in this so :P
(Ehh, Frank's gone too soft. Too sentimental. He’s let this kid weasel his way into his life, get underneath his facades, scale over his brick walls. Too fuckin’ easily. Well, he supposes, what use is it, to resist it now? Frank tilts his head, pats his thigh to beckon the kid over, spreads his legs and shifts his hips. Peter looks like he might start drooling already. So cute.
“You’re a pervert,” Peter mumbles, licking his pretty pink lips as he slips to the floor, crawls between Frank's legs like the good boy he is, sitting so pretty on his knees.
“Mm, don’t act like it doesn’t make you wet just to call me that, sweetheart.”
“Never acted like it didn’t.”)
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