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Tim curled up in a ball and shook with several, near-hyperventilating breaths. Jason clenched his hands into fists.
“Hood?” came Nightwing’s tentative check-in, “How’s everything going?”
I’m trapped under a building, he didn’t say. Tim thinks I’m going to murder him, he didn’t say. Get me out of here before I claw my own skin off, he didn’t say.
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between a rock and a hard place by envysparkler
Tim curled up in a ball and shook with several, near-hyperventilating breaths. Jason clenched his hands into fists.
“Hood?” came Nightwing’s tentative check-in, “How’s everything going?”
I’m trapped under a building, he didn’t say. Tim thinks I’m going to murder him, he didn’t say. Get me out of here before I claw my own skin off, he didn’t say.
A building collapses, Red Robin gets a head wound, and shockingly enough Tim does not get shot for calling Jason 'Robin' to his face.
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The only thing denser than a black hole is Tomioka Giyuu by quarter_life_crisis
Fandom 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime), 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Manga)
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But I will want for nothing more by quarter_life_crisis
In which things are resolved by ya boi using his words.
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Kakashi dies to Pain’s attack and wakes up in another world. It’s a world where Kakashi hadn’t failed Obito’s final wish and sacrificed himself for Rin’s sake instead. It’s a Konoha too similar, yet so different that Kakashi can’t bear to impose. So he doesn’t – not as ‘Kakashi’, at least.
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These Moments We Take for Granted by Applepie
Kakashi dies to Pain’s attack and wakes up in another world. It’s a world where Kakashi hadn’t failed Obito’s final wish and sacrificed himself for Rin’s sake instead. It’s a Konoha too similar, yet so different that Kakashi can’t bear to impose. So he doesn’t – not as ‘Kakashi’, at least.
Sukea looks kinda like the long-dead Kakashi 🤔, Minato is hopeful that it's just lost memories, his
remaining twostudents are showing the photographer around, Tsume tracks down the 'wrong guy', and Zetsu stirs up havoc.[“Kakashi,” Obito breathes, thick. “You’re alive.” His arm stretches forward in the beginnings of an embrace, the tips of his fingers brushing against the solid form of his best friend.
Kakashi mirrors the motion, right hand extended—
— and then the whole world falls apart.
Minato sees the moment it changes; the moment Kakashi’s muddled expression sharpens into something icy and jagged. The razor edges of his lips pull into a cruel smirk that sets his stomach curling. But by then it’s too late, and Kakashi’s approaching hand tenses and jabs forward, chakra flowing an afterimage in its speed.
The fingers rip through sinew and muscle and pale skin, as blood oozes down his arm, staining the green coat a muddy crimson colour. And while Obito is held tight by that skewered blow, stilled motionless in shock, Kakashi’s left hand is already plunging unforgivingly towards Obito’s single right eye, fingers curled ready to pluck out his prize.
In the far distance, a dog barks, and that’s all Minato can hear.]
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Wingman by GalahadWilder
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug, Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Chat Noir
06 Aug 2019
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Hawkmoth's Akuma have been acting strange lately--every single one has been an obsessive LadyNoir shipper, much to Chat's horrific embarrassment. Ladybug hasn't noticed, but Chat can't quite get over the fact that Hawkmoth seems to have redirected his supervillain antics to setting him up with the girl of his dreams.
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Wingman by GalahadWilder
Hawkmoth's Akuma have been acting strange lately--every single one has been an obsessive LadyNoir shipper, much to Chat's horrific embarrassment. Ladybug hasn't noticed, but Chat can't quite get over the fact that Hawkmoth seems to have redirected his supervillain antics to setting him up with the girl of his dreams.
Adrien finds out Hawkmoth's identity and becomes his moral compass, Gabriel starts trying to help Chat Noir with his love life, and Nathalie is best mom and impulse control (...until she isn't).
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[Madame Bustier's eyes widened. "Akuma," she breathed.
Adrien gritted his teeth. "I need to call my bodyguard," he said. "My phone's in my locker?"
Madame Bustier nodded. "Go. Make it quick."
As he dashed down the hall, he felt his phone buzz in his pocket. His father's text tone, rarely used.
This is important, he thought, reaching in to check his messages.
"The Akuma's name is Lovestruck," the text said. "Good luck on your date! ;)"
Adrien's eyes widened. "Son of a bitch..."
So that's why his father had been asking if he had any tests this week...]
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[”Well, it’s proof she’s in love with you.”
Adrien breathed in, trying to control the raging desire within him. “Your methods suck, you friggin’ sociopath,” he said. “Remember when you asked me to tell you when you were going overboard on supervillainy? You’re going overboard.”
There was a moment of stunned silence from the other end of the line. “I—” Hawkmoth said. “I’m just... I’m trying to be a good father.”
”And... I appreciate that,” Adrien said, ignoring the light touch of Ladybug’s lips against his neck. “But mind controlling the girl I have a crush on and throwing buses at her if she won’t kiss me is not how you do it.”
”...oh,” Hawkmoth said, quietly. “I’m... sorry. I was only trying to help.” He sighed. “Why didn’t you say anything?”
“Are you kidding me?” Adrien snapped. “You’ve been trying to kill me for over a year, and you’re asking me why I was afraid to tell you that you were hurting me?”
Hawkmoth was silent for a moment. “I’ll recall the Akuma.”]
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[”I can fix this,” Hawkmoth said, pacing the lair. “I can fix this. Adrien is upset, I can—” He reached up for a butterfly.
Nathalie snatched the cane from his hand and bopped him over the head with it. “No!” she yelled. “Bad Hawkmoth! No more Akuma!”
Hawkmoth slumped, his shoulders collapsing. He turned to look at his assistant, his eyes brimming with tears. “Nathalie?” he said. “Am I a sociopath?”
Nathalie clutched the newspapers to her chest. “For the sake of my job, sir, I don’t think I can answer that.”]
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[The red cleared, and Chat still stood, glaring at Heartless, matching her ruthless gaze. She narrowed her eyes and snarled. “I ripped the heart out of you,” she growled. “Why didn’t you fall?”
Chat took a moment to examine himself—suit intact, skin cool, no obvious injuries—before turning back to her with a triumphant smile. “You only took one love from me,” he said. “Which means you’re not as heartless as you claim to be... Mom.”]
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"You know, in another world, I killed you." Sakura doesn't mention her subconsciousness that blinks before her. Doesn't mention the empty house and emptier life she left behind.
It's time to be free. The world can save itself. She's here to do what she wants and only that.
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Queen by Lolibat
"You know, in another world, I killed you." Sakura doesn't mention her subconsciousness that blinks before her. Doesn't mention the empty house and emptier life she left behind.
It's time to be free. The world can save itself. She's here to do what she wants and only that.
She leaves and doesn't look back.Dimension traveling BAMF doctor Sakura ditches post series life as a housewife and becomes a master puppeteer at the tutelage of Sasori of the Red Sands.
Puppet boy doesn't know what hit him, but he's okay with rolling with the punches.
["It was really just something your dead self said," Sakura says the next day, casually discussing his murder like the weather. "When I pulled the core out, your last words were that maybe, in another life, I could have been your student."]
1. Shatterpoint
The week leading up to Sakura's decision to leave.[“Sakura-chan!” Naruto crows as he sets Ichiraku takeout on the table and gives her a big hug.
She plasters her best “for patient relatives” smile on her face and exchange pleasantries with the man who funds her hospital.
She doesn’t wonder why Kakashi stopped coming to “team dinners” with them after the first time. She knows.]
2. Queen
Sakura learns from Sasori and becomes a master puppeteer in her own right.Sakura's medical knowledge makes for human puppets with reaction times that are a dream, many of Orochimaru's unique underlings get poached (and eventually the big man himself goes down), and Sasori has found an equal in Sakura and has no need for Akatsuki.
[He watches her cut with cold eyes. Her cuts are different from his; he cuts for the aesthetically pleasing- or for convenience for where he plans to insert various bits of weaponry and poison.
She cuts along anatomical planes, along the most avascular planes as a practiced surgeon would. She fits her weaponry along the curves of muscles, hides them amongst networks of vessels and natural tunnels- undamaged by her care.
He alters the body to house his weapons; for the puppet to be the exterior that best showcases the poisons and artillery at its core.
She alters the weapons to fit the body, for the body's kekkei genkai or style to shine, and the poison or the weapon to be second- to work around the body's own capabilities.
She chooses to keep the ash grey color of the dead, their eyes unseeing. She keeps them as anatomically intact as possible. He chooses to turn them to the red-brown of wood, for the aesthetics of a puppet. Her works are more chakra responsive, faster by milliseconds, more subtle in weaponry- as subtlety goes. His have more firepower, and his army speaks for itself.
It would be boring, he supposes, if her style was an exact copy of his. Every craftsman has his own signature, and their difference in the interpretation of the concept of human puppetry define them as artists.]
3. Lilium
Outtakes on Queen and how other people see Sasori and Sakura's relationship.Sasori and Sakura squabble over whose collection the cool bodies will be added to, the puppet duo collaborate to add some 'immortal' S-rank missing-nin to their collection, and the end of the world still happens but with more puppet backup.
[She has an apprentice out there, wearing her diamond and name, and she doesn’t even know her, Tsunade thinks. She nurses a drink in one hand, already feeling the buzz of the alcohol and graciously letting it stay. The dull hum of the night passes her by, patrons and saints alike ignored by a princess in a bar.]