I_Are_Bagel_Jesus
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separate the sheep from the wolves by I_Are_Bagel_Jesus
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
21 Jun 2023
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A sheep cannot become a wolf, and a wolf cannot become a sheep. A dog cannot grow into a sheep, and a lamb cannot grow into a wolf. A dog will grow into a wolf with sharp teeth and claws. A lamb will grow into a sheep with flat teeth and white wool.
CT-5655 is a lamb. This he knows.
CT-5655's brothers are dogs. This he does not.
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Behind her head, she heard the click of a revolver press against the back of her skull.
The silence stretched on, and slowly she noticed the smell of cigar smoke, soon followed by the warm baritone voice of the person behind her. "You know how to shoot with that thing, or did 'ya just slip up once you had the chance to shoot lil' ol' me?"
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Saylor attempts to cash in a bounty worth $60 million dollars for one Jesse McCree. Instead she finds a new hatred for cowboys.
(This is written pre-Recall so Cole still goes by McCree in this)
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Guess I'll Say Thank You For Lending Me Your Life by I_Are_Bagel_Jesus
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Moon Knight (TV 2022), Original Work
16 May 2022
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It was her job to protect him. And if he got hurt it was her fault. She should've been there sooner or taken the hit for him.
If he was hurt it was her fault. This was a fact that she didn't dispute.
No matter what happens she would be there to save him from others.
The last time it was to save him from himself.
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Please check the tags for trigger warnings!! The death isn't graphic, but is there!!
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- English
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There Are (No) Exceptions by I_Are_Bagel_Jesus
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
21 Apr 2020
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Ethan and Leon were brothers.
They were always there for each other and there were no exceptions to this.
How could there be exceptions when they always stuck together? -
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just some fun facts and things about the egos in this series, their relationships, and some jokes and things they all have made :) pretty much just fun facts about this series
Series
- Part 2 of Ego Inc
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Stranger's Vocab Drabbles by I_Are_Bagel_Jesus
Fandom: Beetlejuice - All Media Types, Beetlejuice - Perfect/Brown & King, Who Killed Markiplier? (Web Series)
27 Oct 2019
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So i'm doing this thing for myself where i write short fics using my vocab words in my English 2 class for the week, and i have to include all 10 vocab words in the fic. this is a thing i came up with for myself to work on my writing and stuff, so yeah. there's gonna be one of these every week.
None of the fics are related unless specified otherwise. (but you can read them that way if you want ^^)
The words of the week are in the end notes, and in the actual fics they're the bolded words.
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The Markiplier Egos, or at least how i write them :)
This is just gonna be various one-shots and multiple chaptered things of the Egos around the Manor :)
May feature Jack's egos every once in a while uwu- Words:
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Just a 2-part Prinxiety series I wrote on accident. lol whoops.
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Bookmarked by I_Are_Bagel_Jesus
26 Dec 2025
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“Hey, fire guy!” someone called.
Shit, was he actually on fire? Chad checked his shoulders and forearms. There were wisps of smoke but no fire. He hadn’t done anything wrong. A deep scowl formed, and Chad turned to direct it at whoever called.
It was a hero who looked vaguely familiar, running towards him. He wore a dark blue suit with yellow stripes and a yellow ‘M’ on white armour.
“You’re a hero, right?” he called as he continued to close the distance. He was almost at Chad now.
“Uh,” started Chad.
“I need your help, let’s go!” the hero’s tone was confident and authoritative as he ran right past Chad, waving for him to follow.
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Some time travel to spice things up.
Bookmarked by I_Are_Bagel_Jesus
26 Dec 2025
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Robert Robertson the III knew his body was different after his coma. It was obvious to anyone who pointed out how small he was. And unfortunately, many many people pointed that out.
So he pushes himself to get better. Perhaps too much. But he was Mecha Man. And Mecha Man had to get up.When Robbie Robertson shows up in 2022 due to an incident with the Astral Pulse, the first thing he asks is why his son is so small.
Bookmarked by I_Are_Bagel_Jesus
26 Dec 2025
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Flambae shares a look with Prism, she raises an eyebrow at him. “You sound like shit, Robert.” She says.
A sigh. “Thanks, Prism.” He doesn’t offer up anything more which causes more eyebrows to raise. “Have a good shift, everyone.”
Sonar mutes his comm to look at the others. “That’s weird, right? I’ve never heard him this depressed since like, the time Chase was in the hospital.”
Bookmarked by I_Are_Bagel_Jesus
26 Dec 2025
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Caine gets mad at everyone and pops them into confetti! Leaving Jax alone (luckily not for long)
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Bookmarked by I_Are_Bagel_Jesus
24 Dec 2025