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Of Spite, Revenge, Honour and Learning by Iam4spam9
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Feb 2025
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Dahlia Potter ran away at seven when her uncle tried to rape her.
With a different relationship with her magical cousin and incredible planning skills what will happen to her?
And when she meets Remus Lupin in a jail? and what happens when she meets a pissed off Neville Longbottom at a fair?World domination, that's what
In which Ron wants his family's Honour back, Neville is going to take over the world sooner or later, Dahlia is the one instigating them and Hermione only wanted to learn how to dry herself.
A little note: I use insults to talk to my readers, know that those are all affectionate, I don't mean any of them.
So bitches? you coming for a wild fucking ride?Series
- Part 1 of Of Spite, Revenge, Honour and Learning
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I see a Wasp with her Wings Outstretched by Iam4spam9
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Feb 2025
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WE. ARE. BACK!
Fourth year!
Voldemort is dead, and the trio has been back in the past for almost a year: Sirius is free and Skeeter is ready to be unleashed against Dumbledore.What ever could go wrong?
That's what Harry was counting on: relax while Dumbledore's reputation goes down the drain.
So when Harry's name comes out of the goblet of fire he is reasonably pissed off. What could happen now?Hermione is on a quest to destroy the Ministry as we know it
Ron wants to make sure that Harry and Hermione survive. It's proving to be a harder job than he remembered.And had Neville always been this much of a badass in fourth year?
With a lot of drama, and revenge, this version of the Goblet of Fire promises to be one hell of a year.
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- Part 3 of The Predatory Wasp series
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Guess I'm the fool by Iam4spam9
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
17 Feb 2025
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The 501st and Anakin have timetravelled back into their old bodies.
(Anakin killed palpatine off-screen, so we don't care about that.)
In Tipoca City Dred Priest thinks he can take advantage of Fives and Echo.
Rex takes offence.
this is the last mistake Dread Priest will ever make.Fuck yeah, concrete!
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Wherever you'll be by Iam4spam9
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
30 Jan 2025
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Cody and his vod'e are back in time, and settled with Mand'alor Mereel.
Jaster, being a historian, approved of sending Cody to the Jedi Temple in orer to do some research on Tarre Viszla.
There Cody meets someone he didn't think he'd see again.
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or Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi, relegated to a padawan's body is really fucking bored in lightsaber class -
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Obi-Wan Kenobi, fresh off Naboo, is hiding in Councillor WIndu's rooms.
His master is alive (barely)
his master had just repudiated him for Anakin Skywalker
he had just been knighted.
Anakin Skywalker knocks on Mace Windu's door with a peculiar story and an even more peculiar request: help him kill Sheev Palpatine, Chancellor of the Republic*and what's this? PEPPAAAAAA*
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rocky, most beloved by nambi
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
31 May 2026
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I’m safe. I know this. As foreign as it feels to give myself credit, I know I helped save Erid, and that every sentient being on the planet knows it too.
And yet, something small and primitive in me can’t fight the brief flash of fear that zips through me when Adrian skids to a halt before me and I am forced to look up at them.
For a moment, they just stand there. I am reminded of the first time I saw Rocky, atavistic horror battling with fascination, coming together in a trembling awe. I feel no different looking at Adrian than I felt looking at Adrian, a vast expanse of green before me, knowing I am the first human to ever witness it, finding beauty in it as much as knowing it could spell my doom under the right circumstances. The light of my dome shines down on them, casting a dozen towering shadows over me.
“Hi,” I manage, forcing myself to swallow through a dry throat. If this is who Rocky chose to spend his life with, they’re cool. They have to be.
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Or: Rocky introduces the two people he loves most.
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02 Jun 2026
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Senate Corruption EXPOSED: Sentient Rights Abuses Revealed In Shocking Leaked Recording! by windsweptfic
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
20 Aug 2023
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The GAR finds out that the Coruscant Guard are being abused.
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only following orders by grumpyhedgehogs
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars: Clone Wars (2003) - All Media Types
06 Dec 2020
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Cody's communicator has been broken for weeks and he's been too stubborn to fix it; in other, related news, Order 66 isn't set off, Order 6 is, and the clones justify their overprotectiveness with military regulations in the aftermath.
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Eziraphael's Gifts: A History of Queer Faith and Longing, by Natasha Marie Johnson (Beacon Press, 2019). by actualbat
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
18 Jul 2019
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"If Eziraphael has come to be known--in today's language--as the 'guardian angel of sad queers,' then it makes sense for him to have shown up more regularly in the past once that became a recognizable historical category."
Natasha is really glad that she's given this talk enough times to be able to do it on autopilot, because those two funny-looking men in the back just made the most absurdly astonished faces.
(Or: Not all historians ignore gay subtext, and not all immortal celestial beings have their shit together. Also, voodoo.)
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02 May 2026
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feel the sun inside by imperiousphasmid
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
13 Mar 2021
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With all the noise and violence of a bolt of lightning, the pieces click into place. The Chancellor, Fives had said. The Chancellor had known about the inhibitor– no, the control chips.
Dooku had told him. On Geonosis all those years ago. Obi-Wan’s blood roars through his ears. The Republic under the control of a Sith Lord, he’d said. Hundreds of Senators. And who else has access to so many people, to so much influence, so much power. A person who had known about the chips.
Obi-Wan’s stomach drops out from under him. He's going to be sick.
Or: Fives lives. Obi-Wan puts the pieces together. Cody makes a sacrifice.