Ihaveafewdimes
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Shane gets approximately ten minutes of feeling blissful and content after Ilya Rozanov leaves his apartment-
-and then he has to bolt to the bathroom to get ill with a violence he hasn’t experienced since he was still conditioning for the season as a rookie.
In the aftermath, he runs a cold washcloth over his face while swishing his mouth out and tries to convince himself that it had to have just been something he ate.
He wonders if he should text Rozanov and give him a warning, but having to send a, “Thanks for taking my virginity, by the way I just puked my guts up and you might have caught whatever this is from me” doesn’t really seem like it’s a very sexy follow-up text to get from someone. As a “congrats on getting fucked” present to himself in honor of the occasion, he decides he’ll chalk it up to the sudden release of nerves and only send the text if it lasts past the night.
(shane is EXTREMELY sensitive to nicotine) (the problem with this? he isn't actually aware of it and thus doesn't understand why fucking ilya rozanov sometimes makes him sick afterwards)
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I Solemnly Believe in Newton’s Laws of Motion by GreenPigeon
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
04 Aug 2026
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All his childhood growing up in the circus taught Dick the fundamental rules for staying alive: learn the laws of the places you go, don’t accept candy from strangers, and what goes up must come down.
Or: After Doctor Strange’s spell, Peter ends up in another universe working in a traveling circus while facing his worst enemy: final exams.
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When everyone came back after the blip, Peter Parker momentarily stayed at the Avengers Compound with a recovering Tony Stark.
Eventually Aunt May is ready to take Peter back, but things have changed over the past 5 years, and she now has a fiancé and 2 step-daughters!
I love canon May I don't know why I made her this way😭😭 it's for the plot guys♥️
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Nanami Kento told his lover, Itadori Yuuji, he managed risk. He never said it was the kind that bled.
Nanami Kento lives a double life. By day a stoic "Risk Management Consultant" who comes home smelling of ozone and bleach. By night the deadliest close-quarters sorcerer the Jujutsu world has ever known.
For eight blissful months, supermodel Itadori Yuuji believed every careful lie, the business trips, the rugby scars, the strong hands that held him like something precious. But when a grocery run collides with the truth in the form of one blindfolded loudmouth and a bag of mochi, the delicate illusion shatters. Suddenly, the pomegranate in Kento's cart is not just fruit. It's the symbol of a peace he can never truly have, and a love he may have already lost.
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Basically Satoru open his big mouth and Kento want to burn Jujutsu World and punch that blindfolded face.
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- Part 1 of Yuuji to Kento, Kento to Yuuji
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Kugisaki breaks the tension first, launching herself at him and throwing her arms around his neck, yelling an angry, and not altogether believable, "Congratulations!"
After shaking him twice, she whispers, "You're dead."
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Yuuji attends the annual clan Gathering and tries to avoid being mated off to a politically advantageous match.
He succeeds.
What he stumbles into instead is far, far worse.