ImCryingRightNow
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*Yo, first fic posted here! Sorry in advance for awkward formatting, difficulty in warnings & trigger warnings, and just for this hot mess in general.*
Tweek Tweak is a mild-mannered young man. He practices sex in carefully considered moderation. He holds no ill will toward his fellow man. This is his gospel.
...But it's all thrown out the window when he is arrested. Arrested for his ongoing meth abuse. Specifically, arrested for murdering his own dealer.
As his false identity is peeled away, he must find himself while under the anxiety-inducing protection of his rage-prone cellmate, Craig Tucker.
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03 Apr 2026
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Craig Tucker had often hoped someone even remotely interesting might one day show up in South Park. When an erratic oddball strolls into his life one day, Craig can’t help but think the eccentric blonde is not at all what he’d had in mind. It seems the Universe is infinite in its capacity to mess with him. Still, there’s something captivating about the little weirdo that makes Craig want to see him suffer.
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24 Mar 2026
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Tweek Tweak has never been good at anything at all.
Ever since he was was little, he knew that he would live and die unknown in South Park. A background character in his own story.
But when he discovers that maybe there is one thing he's good at- And that that thing can also save his parents coffee shop from near ruin, well... Why would he pass up the opportunity?
That only problem is that he never really expected to have an alter ego as an underground boxer. (Nor to have his identity discovered by possibly the most infuriating boy at his school.)Bookmarked by ImCryingRightNow
03 Mar 2026
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Craig has an infatuation with the blonde boy who makes him so nervous he can't speak, and Tweek just adores that.
AU where Tweek's only friend is Kyle, and Craig is a space-obsessed boy who sees stars in Tweek's eyes. Teenage drama between friend groups, and Cartman isn't the reason everyone is fighting (for once).
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15 Feb 2026
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Tweek’s eyes narrow, and Craig feels a thrill shoot down his spine.
Fucking yes, baby, let me have it.
“Look, man. I just wanted to make sure you were okay with me being at your practices and shit,” Tweek says, voice hard. God. Why is this getting him going? “I don’t want to have you glaring at me from the pitcher’s mound every time I’m trying to make a TikTok.”
Craig rolls his eyes. “I don’t give a shit about what you do, Tweek. It doesn’t affect me.”
Lies, lies, lies. I care so much. So goddamn much.
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After being separated for five years, Tweek and Craig meet again in college when Tweek is asked to take over the baseball team's social media.Series
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11 Feb 2026